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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
I'm in need of new photos...my last photographer decided to go off and get married...the fucker  but always find selfie body shots hard work....I need ideas. I think my friends are sick to death of my face selfies and I need some new body pics.. I don't have smart ass camera equipment just a bog standard bite of the Apple phone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prop a mirror up on the bed, or prop up your phone and use the delayed timer.. Feel your pain misses it's hard take a few sexy ones on your own!! I'm sure you won't have any trouble with a volunteer either  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing  "
I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in need of new photos...my last photographer decided to go off and get married...the fucker but always find selfie body shots hard work....I need ideas. I think my friends are sick to death of my face selfies and I need some new body pics.. I don't have smart ass camera equipment just a bog standard bite of the Apple phone "
Ask my Mrs. Everyone loves them, and she does them all herself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing
I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked "
But you can use siting to get the lighting right. It's still you (yes I am really a skinny fecker with half a face).
It's quite amazing to turn an ordinary photo into something a little different |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing
I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked
But you can use siting to get the lighting right. It's still you (yes I am really a skinny fecker with half a face).
It's quite amazing to turn an ordinary photo into something a little different "
Editing not siting (please may I have a big button phone) |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing
I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked
But you can use siting to get the lighting right. It's still you (yes I am really a skinny fecker with half a face).
It's quite amazing to turn an ordinary photo into something a little different "
I do use light etc I need to spend a night just trying I guess |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face" 
Or put your hand on your hip.... its been done to death with the duck face "
Guilty as charged of the hand on the hip thing. But it keeps my tattoo out of shot. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing
I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked "
Naked?
You mean you don't just lift your ankle length nightie up and have them pull it down after?
You hussy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face"
Haha I think I pout in my profile pic lol "
You do, I was out last night and witnessed two women taking a selfie and the both pulled the duck face, not sure why women do this to be honest cause it's not a good look really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing
I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked
But you can use siting to get the lighting right. It's still you (yes I am really a skinny fecker with half a face).
It's quite amazing to turn an ordinary photo into something a little different
I do use light etc I need to spend a night just trying I guess "
Well good luck (I cheat and use a dslr with infrared remote) sometimes just sometimes I get the right shot.
Happy shooting |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face"
Haha I think I pout in my profile pic lol
You do, I was out last night and witnessed two women taking a selfie and the both pulled the duck face, not sure why women do this to be honest cause it's not a good look really."
I like the photo shit happens I guess |
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"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face"
Or put your hand on your hip.... its been done to death with the duck face
Guilty as charged of the hand on the hip thing. But it keeps my tattoo out of shot."
Your hands seem quite occupied in a lot of your pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a little tripod for my iPhone which I got off eBay and use a timer app and then spend half an hour and 50 photos getting what I want. It works for me though. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come and take some for you
Yay...... I will supply wine with a straw
Woo hoo
Haha it will be fun I'm actually pretty comfortable naked around most people "
Oh we'd have a fab night, just no vodka |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'll come and take some for you
Yay...... I will supply wine with a straw
Woo hoo
Haha it will be fun I'm actually pretty comfortable naked around most people
Oh we'd have a fab night, just no vodka "
Noooooooo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun. |
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"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun."
Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun.
Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips "
You think mine are natural |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun.
Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips
You think mine are natural "
Mine are, and they're also wonky. I doubt anyone is perfectly symmetrical. Nobody looking at your pic is going, "omg look at her wonky nipples"! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun.
Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips
You think mine are natural
Mine are, and they're also wonky. I doubt anyone is perfectly symmetrical. Nobody looking at your pic is going, "omg look at her wonky nipples"!"
Wonky ones here too reporting for duty. My eyebrows aren't symmetrical either but unfortunately I can't grow a boob fringe like I do with those. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun.
Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips
You think mine are natural
Mine are, and they're also wonky. I doubt anyone is perfectly symmetrical. Nobody looking at your pic is going, "omg look at her wonky nipples"!
Wonky ones here too reporting for duty. My eyebrows aren't symmetrical either but unfortunately I can't grow a boob fringe like I do with those."
Eyebrows are fine, they say they're sisters not twins. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun."
Don't worry my boobs are so wonky one is below my chin and the other is near my belly button |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really, really need some new ones for various applications and have been threatening to take some for months.
I can't stand the whole process and find it painful.  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I really, really need some new ones for various applications and have been threatening to take some for months.
I can't stand the whole process and find it painful. "
You take some of me, I'll take some of you |
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I've got an old Polaroid SLR camera and loads of instant film with an expiry date of September 2007 if you want to give that a try?
I mean, what's the worst that can happen? It's not like you can get food poisoning from a camera, is it? |
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"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing "
A timer is the best way forward, iphones take good pics so problem solved |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Why not try some outside shots or ask someone for a venue ? Like a barn or warehouse. Then find a nice photographer
Sarah "
I would love that...I guess for me I would have to completely trust the person taking the pictures that they are not going to use them elsewhere |
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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago
leeds |
Selfies are actually not too difficult to take - for a few pounds you can buy a bluetooth remote for a camera phone which gives much more flexibility than a self timer. You can also take several photos in the same pose and choose the best. Having said that, I find posing for erotic naked photos far more of a turn on as long as you trust the photographer, so good luck with your search. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Selfies are actually not too difficult to take - for a few pounds you can buy a bluetooth remote for a camera phone which gives much more flexibility than a self timer. You can also take several photos in the same pose and choose the best. Having said that, I find posing for erotic naked photos far more of a turn on as long as you trust the photographer, so good luck with your search."
Thanks guys it would be nice to find someone to take some pics etc make for a fun meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not try some outside shots or ask someone for a venue ? Like a barn or warehouse. Then find a nice photographer
Sarah
I would love that...I guess for me I would have to completely trust the person taking the pictures that they are not going to use them elsewhere "
Use your own flash card (please be aware that some dslr cameras can accommodate two flash cards).
Happy hunting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why not try some outside shots or ask someone for a venue ? Like a barn or warehouse. Then find a nice photographer
Sarah
I would love that...I guess for me I would have to completely trust the person taking the pictures that they are not going to use them elsewhere "
Another option would be for them to use your phone / camera. I'm sure there are some amateur photographers out there that could 'supply' their expertise.
Like you, unless I knew / trusted them I don't think I'd feel comfortable letting them use their own equipment. |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Why not try some outside shots or ask someone for a venue ? Like a barn or warehouse. Then find a nice photographer
Sarah
I would love that...I guess for me I would have to completely trust the person taking the pictures that they are not going to use them elsewhere "
Make them use your own memory card , that way you dont have to worry about your pics turning up elsewhere |
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