When my Great Aunt died my mum found money secreted all over her bungalow, inside books, in drawers, in a tin in the pantry, but I wonder if the chaps down the mortuary hit the jack pot?

Gone too far?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional slutss

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Whole new meaning to ass to mouth, or ATM as it is known....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always get the cash up front

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The wages of sin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She doesn't just call it her money box as a term of endearment

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ok, my well of inspiration has run dry.

I wonder if used notes soak up juices?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're money fer nuttin are yer tits fer free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It must mean you have loads of money.

I just seen a pic of a "professional couple" and she has a wad of £20 notes pushed up her foof

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It must mean you have loads of money.

I just seen a pic of a "professional couple" and she has a wad of £20 notes pushed up her foof

Considering how dirty money is as it passes from hand to hand, falls on the floor etc why would anyone consider sticking it in any human orifice?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"It must mean you have loads of money.

I just seen a pic of a "professional couple" and she has a wad of £20 notes pushed up her foof

Considering how dirty money is as it passes from hand to hand, falls on the floor etc why would anyone consider sticking it in any human orifice?"

Laundering it with some chap called Daz?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina you rock lol. I hear by name you the pun queen :D the crown is in the post

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tina you rock lol. I hear by name you the pun queen :D the crown is in the post

I second that.

Thou art indeed an all round family entertainer.

Or you're on drugs. Either way

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Takes a curtsey

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