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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the wrapper it even tells you how to wipe your arse on there...I only just noticed as I was reading it while doing a shit....cheers Andrex I now know how to wipe my bum bum  "
Wonder if that's in case people do it wrong and try and sue them?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm definely a two sheet guy, couldn't use 1 sheet for 1 wipe.
Two in total or two at a time?"
Two sheets at a time, however if I'm doing the big no2 then I may go for 3 sheets.
EURGH THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY MINGING LMFAO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm definely a two sheet guy, couldn't use 1 sheet for 1 wipe.
Two in total or two at a time?
Two sheets at a time, however if I'm doing the big no2 then I may go for 3 sheets.
EURGH THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY MINGING LMFAO"
Thank fuck for that else you'd have a massive tiger stripe |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm definely a two sheet guy, couldn't use 1 sheet for 1 wipe.
Two in total or two at a time?
Two sheets at a time, however if I'm doing the big no2 then I may go for 3 sheets.
EURGH THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY MINGING LMFAO"
You will be able to manage your skid marks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm definely a two sheet guy, couldn't use 1 sheet for 1 wipe.
Two in total or two at a time?
Two sheets at a time, however if I'm doing the big no2 then I may go for 3 sheets.
EURGH THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY MINGING LMFAO
You will be able to manage your skid marks "
 oh hell no. I don't have skids for anyone reading this. I don't.  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I'm definely a two sheet guy, couldn't use 1 sheet for 1 wipe.
Two in total or two at a time?
Two sheets at a time, however if I'm doing the big no2 then I may go for 3 sheets.
EURGH THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY MINGING LMFAO
You will be able to manage your skid marks
oh hell no. I don't have skids for anyone reading this. I don't. "
Don't worry it is perfectly acceptable in the niche fetish world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have quilted velvet, (don't blame me, my mum moans if I don't buy quilted bog roll  ), I need to go see if that's the same now."
I thought you would be using a pvc version 
Actually that doesn't project very good images  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm definely a two sheet guy, couldn't use 1 sheet for 1 wipe.
Two in total or two at a time?
Two sheets at a time, however if I'm doing the big no2 then I may go for 3 sheets.
EURGH THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY MINGING LMFAO
You will be able to manage your skid marks
oh hell no. I don't have skids for anyone reading this. I don't.
Don't worry it is perfectly acceptable in the niche fetish world "
I dont fucking have them! Right niiiiiiiight all! |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I'm definely a two sheet guy, couldn't use 1 sheet for 1 wipe.
Two in total or two at a time?
Two sheets at a time, however if I'm doing the big no2 then I may go for 3 sheets.
EURGH THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY MINGING LMFAO
You will be able to manage your skid marks
oh hell no. I don't have skids for anyone reading this. I don't.
Don't worry it is perfectly acceptable in the niche fetish world
I dont fucking have them! Right niiiiiiiight all!"
Don't go I was only playing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those ads where kids talk about how clean their arse holes are creeps me out.
Are they Andrex ?"
Yep......and would you want to describe your arse as "clean as a squid"?.... If mine was I think I'd be making an appointment with my physician! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"We seem to get through loads!! Bought some from Farmfoods (for the kids  ) & it's actually ok - called Nicky though!!!"
I've used that it was on offer in Morrisons it's actually quite good though it doesn't tell you how to wipe your bum bum  |
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"We seem to get through loads!! Bought some from Farmfoods (for the kids ) & it's actually ok - called Nicky though!!!
I've used that it was on offer in Morrisons it's actually quite good though it doesn't tell you how to wipe your bum bum "
We have those wipes for after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Andrex plays havoc with my bog, it's as thick as woodchip wallpaper and blocks the drain after a quick wipe. Don't talk to me about the aloe vera version - smears shite up to the back of me neck. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I have quilted velvet, (don't blame me, my mum moans if I don't buy quilted bog roll ), I need to go see if that's the same now.
I thought you would be using a pvc version
Actually that doesn't project very good images
S.O.D.O.F.F. 
No need to get shitty "
D.O.U.B.L.E.S.O.D.O.F.F! |
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"On the wrapper it even tells you how to wipe your arse on there...I only just noticed as I was reading it while doing a shit....cheers Andrex I now know how to wipe my bum bum "
Omg, at last, finally the definitive last word to once and for all settle the most fundamental question of human existence.
So tell us, does it say we should fold or scrunch?
(It's fold, obvs)
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Andrex plays havoc with my bog, it's as thick as woodchip wallpaper and blocks the drain after a quick wipe. Don't talk to me about the aloe vera version - smears shite up to the back of me neck.
pics or it never happened "
Ok, It was only up to my arm pits not my neck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Andrex plays havoc with my bog, it's as thick as woodchip wallpaper and blocks the drain after a quick wipe. Don't talk to me about the aloe vera version - smears shite up to the back of me neck.
pics or it never happened
Ok, It was only up to my arm pits not my neck."
Should be the other way round. Well branded bog paper is design to degrade fast rather than the cheaper supermarket branded stuff.
One of my rules of life don't buy cheap toilet paper or bin bags.
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Don't use the ones coated in aloe Vera your there forever it just keeps sliding off your arse cheeks"
Exactly!! Horrible stuff! It was like trying to wipe my arse on a window!
(Don't ask how I know....) |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Andrex plays havoc with my bog, it's as thick as woodchip wallpaper and blocks the drain after a quick wipe. Don't talk to me about the aloe vera version - smears shite up to the back of me neck.
pics or it never happened
Ok, It was only up to my arm pits not my neck."
Still want to see for myself but I will let it pass as I don't want to look like a weirdo |
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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago
Altrincham |
"I'm definely a two sheet guy, couldn't use 1 sheet for 1 wipe."
Two sheets only, the only time I use only two sheets at a time is either in multiples to cover the seat, or to put in the loo to stop splash back (even then more than two sheets is needed).
Owl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm actually reading this thread whilst on the loo.
Oh the irony.
I think it should also be renamed as: "learn about your favorite forumites' loo habits" |
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Does suggest wet wipes though. 