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"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty "
You've clearly never done this before
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*"
Nope never  |
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"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*"
Okay. Let me work this out.
My neighbour puts a brown paper bag on my step.
I have to set it alight.
He stamps it out.
I can't get past that part ? Why ? |
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"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*
Okay. Let me work this out.
My neighbour puts a brown paper bag on my step.
I have to set it alight.
He stamps it out.
I can't get past that part ? Why ?"
Because the bag contains shit. |
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"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*
Okay. Let me work this out.
My neighbour puts a brown paper bag on my step.
I have to set it alight.
He stamps it out.
I can't get past that part ? Why ?
Because the bag contains shit."
Does he know it contains shit ? |
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"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*
Okay. Let me work this out.
My neighbour puts a brown paper bag on my step.
I have to set it alight.
He stamps it out.
I can't get past that part ? Why ?
Because the bag contains shit.
Does he know it contains shit ?"
Oh lordy!
Ok.
So you're the neighbour. Someone rings the bell and runs away. You go to the door and find a smoking or flaming paper bag on the front step. You stamp out the fire and, to your horror and surprise, you've stamped shit everywhere.
It's a very nasty, childish prank. |
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over a year ago
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"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*
Okay. Let me work this out.
My neighbour puts a brown paper bag on my step.
I have to set it alight.
He stamps it out.
I can't get past that part ? Why ?
Because the bag contains shit.
Does he know it contains shit ?
Oh lordy!
Ok.
So you're the neighbour. Someone rings the bell and runs away. You go to the door and find a smoking or flaming paper bag on the front step. You stamp out the fire and, to your horror and surprise, you've stamped shit everywhere.
It's a very nasty, childish prank. "
Is it the neighbours or your shit ? |
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"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*
Okay. Let me work this out.
My neighbour puts a brown paper bag on my step.
I have to set it alight.
He stamps it out.
I can't get past that part ? Why ?
Because the bag contains shit.
Does he know it contains shit ?
Oh lordy!
Ok.
So you're the neighbour. Someone rings the bell and runs away. You go to the door and find a smoking or flaming paper bag on the front step. You stamp out the fire and, to your horror and surprise, you've stamped shit everywhere.
It's a very nasty, childish prank.
Is it the neighbours or your shit ?"
Dog shit is the usual but if you want to go to the trouble of curling one up... |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*
Okay. Let me work this out.
My neighbour puts a brown paper bag on my step.
I have to set it alight.
He stamps it out.
I can't get past that part ? Why ?
Because the bag contains shit.
Does he know it contains shit ?
Oh lordy!
Ok.
So you're the neighbour. Someone rings the bell and runs away. You go to the door and find a smoking or flaming paper bag on the front step. You stamp out the fire and, to your horror and surprise, you've stamped shit everywhere.
It's a very nasty, childish prank.
Is it the neighbours or your shit ?"
it would be more personal if it was your own shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*
Okay. Let me work this out.
My neighbour puts a brown paper bag on my step.
I have to set it alight.
He stamps it out.
I can't get past that part ? Why ?
Because the bag contains shit.
Does he know it contains shit ?
Oh lordy!
Ok.
So you're the neighbour. Someone rings the bell and runs away. You go to the door and find a smoking or flaming paper bag on the front step. You stamp out the fire and, to your horror and surprise, you've stamped shit everywhere.
It's a very nasty, childish prank.
Is it the neighbours or your shit ?
Dog shit is the usual but if you want to go to the trouble of curling one up..."
I have misplaced my collection of dog shit so I'll have to do it myself. |
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"Something my neighbour gave me
A brown paper bag on your doorstep?
You have to set fire to it so the neighbour stamps it out, duh
Now that's just downright nasty
You've clearly never done this before
*tuts*
Okay. Let me work this out.
My neighbour puts a brown paper bag on my step.
I have to set it alight.
He stamps it out.
I can't get past that part ? Why ?
Because the bag contains shit.
Does he know it contains shit ?
Oh lordy!
Ok.
So you're the neighbour. Someone rings the bell and runs away. You go to the door and find a smoking or flaming paper bag on the front step. You stamp out the fire and, to your horror and surprise, you've stamped shit everywhere.
It's a very nasty, childish prank.
Is it the neighbours or your shit ?
Dog shit is the usual but if you want to go to the trouble of curling one up...
I have misplaced my collection of dog shit so I'll have to do it myself. "
Makes sense  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think ads is going to have a huge suprise very soon!! (As long as he isn't being a dirty pervert and looking on here!!)
G x"
I was very surprised was a very nice surprise too!
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