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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!
I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do! |
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"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!
I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!"
I wouldn't say it was inappropriate. .the amount of photos I've seen on here with people in the kitchen posing next to the washing machine ..obviously better than photos in the toilet I guess. . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!
I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!
I wouldn't say it was inappropriate. .the amount of photos I've seen on here with people in the kitchen posing next to the washing machine ..obviously better than photos in the toilet I guess. ."
Maybe they've just enjoyed a nice spin cycle   |
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!
I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!"
Get a wife |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!
I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!
Get a wife"
No one will have me, I've tried. Friend even suggested I go to a Sperm bank as I've been mentioning I would like to be a dad, personally I think advertising on Gumtree would be a easier option! |
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Quick wash isn't for stained clothes. If you do want a wash that doesn't take too long try the delicates programme (J on some machines). They usually last about 25 minutes. But the spin is short and gentle so for most washes you need to put it on long spin afterwards.
Treat any skid marks first, as advised above. |
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I hate to be a bloke saying this (and an engineer to boot) but have you read the manual?
Other options for persistent stains - leave em in the sun. The UV bleaches things good n proper. Trust me, I have a toddler!
*Him* |
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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago
Watford |
"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!
I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!"
Just to help you reframe your views on your washing machine:
http://www.ted.com/talks/hans_rosling_and_the_magic_washing_machine?language=en
Well worth a watch if you have 15 minutes between washes.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm on wash load number 4 and I'm fucking screwing! I've put the same pair of pants on the same wash H at 40c AND THEY'RE NOT CLEANING! Starting weeks juicing now prepping instead. Fuck washing for a living!
JUST TO BE CLEAR - Its not skids I'm trying to wash out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on wash load number 4 and I'm fucking screwing! I've put the same pair of pants on the same wash H at 40c AND THEY'RE NOT CLEANING! Starting weeks juicing now prepping instead. Fuck washing for a living!
JUST TO BE CLEAR - Its not skids I'm trying to wash out."
Well, what is it that you are trying to get out of your pants? |
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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm on wash load number 4 and I'm fucking screwing! I've put the same pair of pants on the same wash H at 40c AND THEY'RE NOT CLEANING! Starting weeks juicing now prepping instead. Fuck washing for a living!
JUST TO BE CLEAR - Its not skids I'm trying to wash out."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All good now. Sorted. Just ordered a washing machine from Argos, only paying half of it so it's OK!
Why have you bought a new washing machine? Is the other one broken?  "
Yeah it just doesn't wash clothes! Put them in dirty they come out dirty and drenched! |
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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago
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"All good now. Sorted. Just ordered a washing machine from Argos, only paying half of it so it's OK!
Why have you bought a new washing machine? Is the other one broken?
Yeah it just doesn't wash clothes! Put them in dirty they come out dirty and drenched!"
Oh crikey here he goes again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have skids!!!! Im not on about skids, I DON'T PICK MY BUM!!!!!!!
Im on about marks in general lol. Ffs skids!!!!"
Just wipe better or maybe invest in a baday?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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WHY ON EARTH WOULD I HAVE SKIDS?! I'M NOT SAT HERE WATCHING GOGGLEBOX PICKING MY ASS LIKE A CHIMPANZEE! I DO NOT HAVE SKIDS I DO NOT NEED TO GET MY WHITES WHITE. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wipe your arse better.
Haha good one. The clothes come out drenched as well even though it's spun!"
check the drain hose isn't blocked.. Can block under sink if attached by a spiggot. Also check if pump has access panel to clean it out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wipe your arse better.
Haha good one. The clothes come out drenched as well even though it's spun! check the drain hose isn't blocked.. Can block under sink if attached by a spiggot. Also check if pump has access panel to clean it out. "
Is that like u bend thing? I don't know how to turn all the water off completely though to unscrew the u bend? Do I need a wrench? Where's the stop tap for all the water? Don't have a cellar so where would it be? |
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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago
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"Wipe your arse better.
Haha good one. The clothes come out drenched as well even though it's spun! check the drain hose isn't blocked.. Can block under sink if attached by a spiggot. Also check if pump has access panel to clean it out.
Is that like u bend thing? I don't know how to turn all the water off completely though to unscrew the u bend? Do I need a wrench? Where's the stop tap for all the water? Don't have a cellar so where would it be?"
Oh geesh I never want this to end |
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"Wipe your arse better.
Haha good one. The clothes come out drenched as well even though it's spun! check the drain hose isn't blocked.. Can block under sink if attached by a spiggot. Also check if pump has access panel to clean it out.
Is that like u bend thing? I don't know how to turn all the water off completely though to unscrew the u bend? Do I need a wrench? Where's the stop tap for all the water? Don't have a cellar so where would it be?
Oh geesh I never want this to end "
Haha best dirty washing thread ever! ! I can FEEL how wound up the poor guy is getting, awww! They are tough those man-skids.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For the fifth time. I'm not sat here ramming fingers up my ass having a really good pick - I do not have skids. Even if I did have skids WHICH I DON'T doesn't everyone have them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your washing machine has gone onto skid row
! (@&@^@^@/@/@^@^@^@^@^@/@/@^@^+*! (! (@(#($($($($*$*$($*#*#*@
I DÒOOOIOIOIOOONT HAAAAAAAAVE SKIDS!"
Now now, don't get touchy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your washing machine has gone onto skid row
! (@&@^@^@/@/@^@^@^@^@^@/@/@^@^+*! (! (@(#($($($($*$*$($*#*#*@
I DÒOOOIOIOIOOONT HAAAAAAAAVE SKIDS!
Now now, don't get touchy! "
Everyone's saying I've got shitty boxers!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would say that you aren't putting the clothing on a long enough cycle.
The quick wash is for items that aren't really dirty but you want to freshen, like a shirt you've worn once and it's not dirty but needs to be freshened.
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"For the fifth time. I'm not sat here ramming fingers up my ass having a really good pick - I do not have skids. Even if I did have skids WHICH I DON'T doesn't everyone have them? "
Hahahaha!! Oh I needed that, thank you.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look for a grey flexible hose 2 or 3 cm thick. spigot is a cone shaped pipe on u bend. It will have a jubilee clip on grey pipe. Just need a screwdriver and a bucket to catch some water. Undo jubilee clip and Pull off pipe and check for gunge in pipe. When putting it back, check the grey pipe arches up before dropping down to washing machine. That stops water from sink draining into washing machine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For the fifth time. I'm not sat here ramming fingers up my ass having a really good pick - I do not have skids. Even if I did have skids WHICH I DON'T doesn't everyone have them? "
Yes but not as bad as yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Look for a grey flexible hose 2 or 3 cm thick. spigot is a cone shaped pipe on u bend. It will have a jubilee clip on grey pipe. Just need a screwdriver and a bucket to catch some water. Undo jubilee clip and Pull off pipe and check for gunge in pipe. When putting it back, check the grey pipe arches up before dropping down to washing machine. That stops water from sink draining into washing machine."
You can't do that operation in every pair of grundies. Such a hassle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any luck with a wife yet skiddy bum?"
I was hoping this would die of death. No apparently there's a site call www.skiddy-needs-a-wife.com/littleskiddersaswell so I'm gonna give that a shout I think! |
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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago
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"Any luck with a wife yet skiddy bum?
I was hoping this would die of death. No apparently there's a site call www.skiddy-needs-a-wife.com/littleskiddersaswell so I'm gonna give that a shout I think!"
How long do you think we can keep this going for? When's your new machine coming by the way?.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any luck with a wife yet skiddy bum?
I was hoping this would die of death. No apparently there's a site call www.skiddy-needs-a-wife.com/littleskiddersaswell so I'm gonna give that a shout I think!
How long do you think we can keep this going for? When's your new machine coming by the way?. "
I think we should call this one a day lol |
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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago
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"Any luck with a wife yet skiddy bum?
I was hoping this would die of death. No apparently there's a site call www.skiddy-needs-a-wife.com/littleskiddersaswell so I'm gonna give that a shout I think!
How long do you think we can keep this going for? When's your new machine coming by the way?.
I think we should call this one a day lol "
Ok let's stop now but I wish you and your new machine all the best for the future  |
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I don't use bio washes and get great results. You can pre-soak and wash clothes outside of a machine.
Public laundrettes often do service washes though please bear some consideration for others having to inspect your arse filth encrusted pants.
Consider that some garments could be considered as disposable too. |
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"This has to be the best forum post ever lol"
Yep buy a Miele - went through countless crap washing machines had this one for 7 years now and it hasn't skipped a beat and I remember the difference in the clothes I washed when I first got it |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!
I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!
Get a wife"
It would be considerably less expensive,if you just got a new washing machine.
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I Don't think the new machine is such a step forward with its three hour wash program... The quick ten minute wash is too short ..and there's no hour long one to wash things while I get breakfast going  |
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