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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv had enough with this site and all this swinging malarkey....
Why doesn't ppl wash ffs!!!! All the meets iv had off fab, have all had a sweaty or dirty fannys...Iv had enough!!! I love giving oral,it's more important to me than anything else..to please a woman. But don't matter if I let the ladys know this...they still don't give the old growler a wash!!! Don't all u guys and girls wash b4 a meet??"
Jeez sumai
give the girl a chance, if she has had 2 or 3 guys threw her an hour before meeting you, then even if she makes the most effort to clean, im sure some will drip down and out when your giving her oral  |
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I'm paranoid about my own cleanliness so yeah, a clean cock is a happy cock. Years ago I used hang out in a lot of Goth clubs. Every time I got luck it was always women in leather of PVC jeans. Took a few shocking attempts to realise that kind of clothing locks in heat and sweat. |
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over a year ago
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"Iv had enough with this site and all this swinging malarkey....
Why doesn't ppl wash ffs!!!! All the meets iv had off fab, have all had a sweaty or dirty fannys...Iv had enough!!! I love giving oral,it's more important to me than anything else..to please a woman. But don't matter if I let the ladys know this...they still don't give the old growler a wash!!! Don't all u guys and girls wash b4 a meet??
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When you unhide your profile I'm going to have to see whose verified you! |
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you dont have to stay there - you can tell often before you actually make contact what the situation is - has been the odd time ive gone and come straight back up   |
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Once you start with your mouth it's going to get nice wet and fresh if you do it properly. I don't mind a bit of a stale start unless they live 5 mins away and wash prior to leaving and leave their pants off to get some sir circulation then it sort of cum with the teritory of being a oral fiend |
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"Once you start with your mouth it's going to get nice wet and fresh if you do it properly. I don't mind a bit of a stale start unless they live 5 mins away and wash prior to leaving and leave their pants off to get some sir circulation then it sort of cum with the teritory of being a oral fiend"
You know that most women don't have a sweaty clunge? |
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"Iv had enough with this site and all this swinging malarkey....
Why doesn't ppl wash ffs!!!! All the meets iv had off fab, have all had a sweaty or dirty fannys...Iv had enough!!! I love giving oral,it's more important to me than anything else..to please a woman. But don't matter if I let the ladys know this...they still don't give the old growler a wash!!! Don't all u guys and girls wash b4 a meet??
When you unhide your profile I'm going to have to see whose verified you! "
It wasn't hidden earlier.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just when I thought the forum couldn't get any lower  in all our years swinging can honestly say we have only come across the great un washed a few times and they have all been men so iv no idea where your picking these woman up from was it fab or a street corner with a fiver ?? |
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"Iv had enough with this site and all this swinging malarkey....
Why doesn't ppl wash ffs!!!! All the meets iv had off fab, have all had a sweaty or dirty fannys...Iv had enough!!! I love giving oral,it's more important to me than anything else..to please a woman. But don't matter if I let the ladys know this...they still don't give the old growler a wash!!! Don't all u guys and girls wash b4 a meet??
Jeez sumai
give the girl a chance, if she has had 2 or 3 guys threw her an hour before meeting you, then even if she makes the most effort to clean, im sure some will drip down and out when your giving her oral "
I love it when someone deletes their original post,but then someone has already quoted them,thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Iv had enough with this site and all this swinging malarkey....
Why doesn't ppl wash ffs!!!! All the meets iv had off fab, have all had a sweaty or dirty fannys...Iv had enough!!! I love giving oral,it's more important to me than anything else..to please a woman. But don't matter if I let the ladys know this...they still don't give the old growler a wash!!! Don't all u guys and girls wash b4 a meet??
Jeez sumai
give the girl a chance, if she has had 2 or 3 guys threw her an hour before meeting you, then even if she makes the most effort to clean, im sure some will drip down and out when your giving her oral
I love it when someone deletes their original post,but then someone has already quoted them,thankyou "
I love it when that happens. |
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"Just when I thought the forum couldn't get any lower in all our years swinging can honestly say we have only come across the great un washed a few times and they have all been men so iv no idea where your picking these woman up from was it fab or a street corner with a fiver ??"
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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I am sure there are people ( note people ) who don't take pride in their personal hygiene and that can be resolved quite easily by the art of conversation.
'your fanny or cock stinks and I am going no where near that fucking thing.......'
solved.... although, I suggest no further contact or verification. |
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"I am sure there are people ( note people ) who don't take pride in their personal hygiene and that can be resolved quite easily by the art of conversation.
'your fanny or cock stinks and I am going no where near that fucking thing.......'
solved.... although, I suggest no further contact or verification."
Too subtle! |
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I believe this thread is a spoof/joke/fake call it what you will.
It's too immature to be funny.
If there is any element of truth in it at all i'd wager that the author is so inexperienced that the natural musk of a woman scared him into utter confusion. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I am sure there are people ( note people ) who don't take pride in their personal hygiene and that can be resolved quite easily by the art of conversation.
'your fanny or cock stinks and I am going no where near that fucking thing.......'
solved.... although, I suggest no further contact or verification.
Too subtle! "
I adopt a sensitive approach |
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"I believe this thread is a spoof/joke/fake call it what you will.
It's too immature to be funny.
If there is any element of truth in it at all i'd wager that the author is so inexperienced that the natural musk of a woman scared him into utter confusion."
Musk?!! Sorry to contradict you Gwanny but it's not musk it's fish! Fish that's been left out on the dock at Grimsby in the midday sun by some of the comments I've read over the years.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**Sigh**
Wet wipe, anyone? Lemony fresh 
I'm going to start asking mates to save the hand wipes you get with KFC for me"
They should come free with every visit to a GUM clinic.  |
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"**Sigh**
Wet wipe, anyone? Lemony fresh
I'm going to start asking mates to save the hand wipes you get with KFC for me
They should come free with every visit to a GUM clinic. "
I think an email to jeremy hunt could very well be appropriate here |
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"I believe this thread is a spoof/joke/fake call it what you will.
It's too immature to be funny.
If there is any element of truth in it at all i'd wager that the author is so inexperienced that the natural musk of a woman scared him into utter confusion.
Musk?!! Sorry to contradict you Gwanny but it's not musk it's fish! Fish that's been left out on the dock at Grimsby in the midday sun by some of the comments I've read over the years.
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Well...... we ladies know what 'fish' means and it's not Good Friday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I believe this thread is a spoof/joke/fake call it what you will.
It's too immature to be funny.
If there is any element of truth in it at all i'd wager that the author is so inexperienced that the natural musk of a woman scared him into utter confusion.
Musk?!! Sorry to contradict you Gwanny but it's not musk it's fish! Fish that's been left out on the dock at Grimsby in the midday sun by some of the comments I've read over the years.
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Well said, I can't stand people saying "well that's the smell of sex isn't it". No it fucking isn't unless sex just ran a half marathon, cycled home, went straight to sleep for 8 hours and was back at the gym pumping iron. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was an epic episode of Jeremy Kyle which er, my friend told me about, where one chav accused his girlfriend of cheating because she arrived at 'his' flat, quote: "smelling of sex".
They ran a lie detector and she was innocent and the smell was caused by her cycle ride to said council flat.
I shudder to think what he thinks a good Sunday afternoon session smells like... |
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"There was an epic episode of Jeremy Kyle which er, my friend told me about, where one chav accused his girlfriend of cheating because she arrived at 'his' flat, quote: "smelling of sex".
They ran a lie detector and she was innocent and the smell was caused by her cycle ride to said council flat.
I shudder to think what he thinks a good Sunday afternoon session smells like... "
Yes, I think I.., my friend, told me about that one too |
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"There was an epic episode of Jeremy Kyle which er, my friend told me about, where one chav accused his girlfriend of cheating because she arrived at 'his' flat, quote: "smelling of sex".
They ran a lie detector and she was innocent and the smell was caused by her cycle ride to said council flat.
I shudder to think what he thinks a good Sunday afternoon session smells like... "
Kind of sweet in his ignorance. A woman must have been having sex if she smells like a woman smells.
Some men are such idiots.
It's like saying I know you've broken your diet cos when I picked you up after your shift at the chippy you smelled of chips. |
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"There was an epic episode of Jeremy Kyle which er, my friend told me about, where one chav accused his girlfriend of cheating because she arrived at 'his' flat, quote: "smelling of sex".
They ran a lie detector and she was innocent and the smell was caused by her cycle ride to said council flat.
I shudder to think what he thinks a good Sunday afternoon session smells like...
Yes, I think I.., my friend, told me about that one too "
Poor girl, being told she had a smelly growler on national prime daytime TV. She would have come out of it better if she had been cheating... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hey this goes for both sexes. I've had a couple of meets where things going really well and then when it came to the moment of getting it on or off...then getting a whiff of urine....that's it @#$%& |
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"Hey this goes for both sexes. I've had a couple of meets where things going really well and then when it came to the moment of getting it on or off...then getting a whiff of urine....that's it @#$%&"
I plead no contest your honour. Both Willies and flanges are prone to a pong if they go unwashed. That's why we wash. Before sex. Always. It's actually quite pleasurable having a hot shower. Why doesn't everyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Umm I meant to write the above in a text to my friend!
What I meant to write here was that I actually like the taste of a penis that has had some pee's and got a bit sweaty. As long as there's no smega around the bell I'll put it in my mouth. |
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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago
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There's actually a product on the market to specifically counter a gungey clunge . It is dried flowers covered in perfume . These are then placed down the gusset of the afflicted to freshen her up. It's called "Mot pouri " . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Umm I meant to write the above in a text to my friend!
What I meant to write here was that I actually like the taste of a penis that has had some pee's and got a bit sweaty. As long as there's no smega around the bell I'll put it in my mouth. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's actually a product on the market to specifically counter a gungey clunge . It is dried flowers covered in perfume . These are then placed down the gusset of the afflicted to freshen her up. It's called "Mot pouri " . "
If your nutrition is good, drinking plenty of water and bathing everyday then you'll have no need to buy products with chemicals |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Iv had enough with this site and all this swinging malarkey....
Why doesn't ppl wash ffs!!!! All the meets iv had off fab, have all had a sweaty or dirty fannys...Iv had enough!!! I love giving oral,it's more important to me than anything else..to please a woman. But don't matter if I let the ladys know this...they still don't give the old growler a wash!!! Don't all u guys and girls wash b4 a meet??
Jeez sumai
give the girl a chance, if she has had 2 or 3 guys threw her an hour before meeting you, then even if she makes the most effort to clean, im sure some will drip down and out when your giving her oral
I love it when someone deletes their original post,but then someone has already quoted them,thankyou "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lady parts should not smell fishy..If they do the owner of said lady parts probably has an infection! !"
There must be a lot of infections going around AbFabs... |
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"Lady parts should not smell fishy..If they do the owner of said lady parts probably has an infection! !
There must be a lot of infections going around AbFabs..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take some Fem Wipes with you next time, give their fanny a quick once over before going down.... "
I once met a bloke who actually use to that.
That would take some nerve. And surely kill the moment,
"Two seconds im just going to give you a quick clean before performing my cunnilingus art" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I believe this thread is a spoof/joke/fake call it what you will.
It's too immature to be funny.
If there is any element of truth in it at all i'd wager that the author is so inexperienced that the natural musk of a woman scared him into utter confusion."
fanny musk |
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Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess "
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess "
This sounds like you mean a nightclub. Were you actually surprised a woman in a club was hot and sweaty?  I can't imagine your cock was exactly fragrant either! |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess "
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was? |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was? "
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
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Depends how you dance... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
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Well, it will make it sweaty if you work up a sweat. Clean sweat is nice. Stale sweat isn't.
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Depends how you dance... "
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
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Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy? |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy? "
er no - just really shit hygiene |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene "
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Do you imagine your knob is fresh and fragrant after hours tucked inside undies in a hot, sweaty environment?
If you don't wear deodorant and you get hot and sweaty, and the air can't easily get to the area, how long do you think it takes before you start to smell?
If washing before going to do something hot and sweaty for a few hours is enough, why do we even need deodorant? |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
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Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!? "
Not always. You go out. You meet up. You spend a couple of hours chatting/getting to know each other. You decide to have sex but it's not somewhere with a shower. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!? "
I don't know. Since the comment said he was pissed, it sounds more like a nightclub than a sex club, so there may not have been washing facilities.
Plus if she was also pissed, they could both have been incapable of thinking about such things.
If you're going to spontaneously perform sex acts in such situations, you have to realise the person might not be shower fresh. Unless you're too pissed to consider that, in which case, suck it up buttercup! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
Not always. You go out. You meet up. You spend a couple of hours chatting/getting to know each other. You decide to have sex but it's not somewhere with a shower. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Do you imagine your knob is fresh and fragrant after hours tucked inside undies in a hot, sweaty environment?
If you don't wear deodorant and you get hot and sweaty, and the air can't easily get to the area, how long do you think it takes before you start to smell?
If washing before going to do something hot and sweaty for a few hours is enough, why do we even need deodorant?"
Well thanks for the biology lesson.
Having planted my face into a fanny several times a week for over 20 years I'm thinking I have a fair idea of what to expect in most vaginal circumstances and to my knowledge she doesn't spray her pants with deodorant (hm, though maybe she uses roll-on?...)
I can't vouch for my knob odour. I've tried to sniff it but I'm not as flexible as I once was. |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
Not always. You go out. You meet up. You spend a couple of hours chatting/getting to know each other. You decide to have sex but it's not somewhere with a shower.
Indeed."
The last time I chose to have sex somewhere that didn't have a shower, I was a teenager. It's minging. That's why I don't do it anymore. That's the whole point of this thread! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Do you imagine your knob is fresh and fragrant after hours tucked inside undies in a hot, sweaty environment?
If you don't wear deodorant and you get hot and sweaty, and the air can't easily get to the area, how long do you think it takes before you start to smell?
If washing before going to do something hot and sweaty for a few hours is enough, why do we even need deodorant?
Well thanks for the biology lesson.
Having planted my face into a fanny several times a week for over 20 years I'm thinking I have a fair idea of what to expect in most vaginal circumstances and to my knowledge she doesn't spray her pants with deodorant (hm, though maybe she uses roll-on?...)
I can't vouch for my knob odour. I've tried to sniff it but I'm not as flexible as I once was."
Right, so your experience leads you to believe women can, and should, be fresh as a daisy after several hours dancing and getting sweaty? Okaaaay.
At least your knob is outside your body. Fannies being internal, moist, and full of bacteria, are not quite the same.
I note you didn't answer about how soon you start to smell bad when you get hot and sweaty and haven't used deodorant. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
Not always. You go out. You meet up. You spend a couple of hours chatting/getting to know each other. You decide to have sex but it's not somewhere with a shower.
Indeed.
The last time I chose to have sex somewhere that didn't have a shower, I was a teenager. It's minging. That's why I don't do it anymore. That's the whole point of this thread! "
Hmmm, well I haven't been accused of being minging but maybe I am and utterly beyond the pale. This thread was obviously aimed at me and those like me who sometimes go out to dinner and then have sex without having had a shower after dinner.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
Not always. You go out. You meet up. You spend a couple of hours chatting/getting to know each other. You decide to have sex but it's not somewhere with a shower.
Indeed.
The last time I chose to have sex somewhere that didn't have a shower, I was a teenager. It's minging. That's why I don't do it anymore. That's the whole point of this thread! "
Good plan.
Anyone that does though, shouldn't expect shower freshness!
It's not necessarily bad hygiene. They may wash frequently. Nobody stay fresh after several hours in a hot club, dancing. |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
Not always. You go out. You meet up. You spend a couple of hours chatting/getting to know each other. You decide to have sex but it's not somewhere with a shower.
Indeed.
The last time I chose to have sex somewhere that didn't have a shower, I was a teenager. It's minging. That's why I don't do it anymore. That's the whole point of this thread!
Hmmm, well I haven't been accused of being minging but maybe I am and utterly beyond the pale. This thread was obviously aimed at me and those like me who sometimes go out to dinner and then have sex without having had a shower after dinner.
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Do as you please, plenty people have piped up that they apparently like a fragrant smelling love tunnel |
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over a year ago
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"Right, so your experience leads you to believe women can, and should, be fresh as a daisy after several hours dancing and getting sweaty? Okaaaay.
At least your knob is outside your body. Fannies being internal, moist, and full of bacteria, are not quite the same.
I note you didn't answer about how soon you start to smell bad when you get hot and sweaty and haven't used deodorant."
I was more thinking it was just a bit of a laugh - you know a taking the piss, fun kind of topic - not one to take seriously
But seeing as you have...I played sport for most my working life (the hot and sweaty kind) - I've never worn deodorant when doing so. That's because I have a shower in the morning and then a shower after said hot & sweaty activities.
Then I put on deodorant - simply to smell nice.
This always seemed like basic hygiene routine.
My experience is that if your fanny smells to the extent you're causing your partner to spew up their chips.. you should visit a GP (but take a bath first). |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Right, so your experience leads you to believe women can, and should, be fresh as a daisy after several hours dancing and getting sweaty? Okaaaay.
At least your knob is outside your body. Fannies being internal, moist, and full of bacteria, are not quite the same.
I note you didn't answer about how soon you start to smell bad when you get hot and sweaty and haven't used deodorant.
I was more thinking it was just a bit of a laugh - you know a taking the piss, fun kind of topic - not one to take seriously
But seeing as you have...I played sport for most my working life (the hot and sweaty kind) - I've never worn deodorant when doing so. That's because I have a shower in the morning and then a shower after said hot & sweaty activities.
Then I put on deodorant - simply to smell nice.
This always seemed like basic hygiene routine.
My experience is that if your fanny smells to the extent you're causing your partner to spew up their chips.. you should visit a GP (but take a bath first)."
That's the point, you have a shower after playing sport. If you'd got hot and sweaty somewhere you couldn't have a shower, you'd stick. Not bad hygiene at all, just circumstances where you got sweaty and couldn't shower.
It's insulting to say it's bad hygiene.
Like I said, you'd have a cheesy knob in the same circumstances and we know your hygiene isn't bad because you've told us. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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Hmmm, well I haven't been accused of being minging but maybe I am and utterly beyond the pale. This thread was obviously aimed at me and those like me who sometimes go out to dinner and then have sex without having had a shower after dinner.
Do as you please, plenty people have piped up that they apparently like a fragrant smelling love tunnel "
In which case they should stick to shagging in places with washing facilities, or go prepared with wipes, (and not be too pissed and horny not to think to use them). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!? "
How does that work? What if you go out on a date with your missis, does she have to go in the shower instantly when arriving home before you'll go there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, so your experience leads you to believe women can, and should, be fresh as a daisy after several hours dancing and getting sweaty? Okaaaay.
At least your knob is outside your body. Fannies being internal, moist, and full of bacteria, are not quite the same.
I note you didn't answer about how soon you start to smell bad when you get hot and sweaty and haven't used deodorant.
I was more thinking it was just a bit of a laugh - you know a taking the piss, fun kind of topic - not one to take seriously
But seeing as you have...I played sport for most my working life (the hot and sweaty kind) - I've never worn deodorant when doing so. That's because I have a shower in the morning and then a shower after said hot & sweaty activities.
Then I put on deodorant - simply to smell nice.
This always seemed like basic hygiene routine.
My experience is that if your fanny smells to the extent you're causing your partner to spew up their chips.. you should visit a GP (but take a bath first)."
If people that comment get upset then it can only mean they also have smelly fannys...hence getting defensive over them haha |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
How does that work? What if you go out on a date with your missis, does she have to go in the shower instantly when arriving home before you'll go there?"
That is mad ... imagine not having had sex without a shower first since you were a teenager. I am still trying to get my head around that one ... what about spontaneity ... and being natural? Not had any complaints .... have a shower if we are off to bed, but its not always possible |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Right, so your experience leads you to believe women can, and should, be fresh as a daisy after several hours dancing and getting sweaty? Okaaaay.
At least your knob is outside your body. Fannies being internal, moist, and full of bacteria, are not quite the same.
I note you didn't answer about how soon you start to smell bad when you get hot and sweaty and haven't used deodorant.
I was more thinking it was just a bit of a laugh - you know a taking the piss, fun kind of topic - not one to take seriously
But seeing as you have...I played sport for most my working life (the hot and sweaty kind) - I've never worn deodorant when doing so. That's because I have a shower in the morning and then a shower after said hot & sweaty activities.
Then I put on deodorant - simply to smell nice.
This always seemed like basic hygiene routine.
My experience is that if your fanny smells to the extent you're causing your partner to spew up their chips.. you should visit a GP (but take a bath first).
If people that comment get upset then it can only mean they also have smelly fannys...hence getting defensive over them haha "
I was told that it's like a self-cleaning oven.  So it should all be fine. |
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over a year ago
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
How does that work? What if you go out on a date with your missis, does she have to go in the shower instantly when arriving home before you'll go there?
That is mad ... imagine not having had sex without a shower first since you were a teenager. I am still trying to get my head around that one ... what about spontaneity ... and being natural? Not had any complaints .... have a shower if we are off to bed, but its not always possible"
Having a shower together is a lovely way to kick off the fun... |
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over a year ago
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"That's the point, you have a shower after playing sport. If you'd got hot and sweaty somewhere you couldn't have a shower, you'd stick. Not bad hygiene at all, just circumstances where you got sweaty and couldn't shower.
It's insulting to say it's bad hygiene.
Like I said, you'd have a cheesy knob in the same circumstances and we know your hygiene isn't bad because you've told us."
Well I've been very sweaty more times than I can remember and I don't believe the wotsit ever smelled of Wotsits.
The not having a shower bit when you stink - that's bad hygiene. If that's insulting, my advice stays the same - have a shower.
On another note if you do indulge in some sweaty muff diving after a night of dancing, you're likely too pissed to care too much about some fanny musk.
It still shouldn't smell like Fleetwood docks though, sweaty or not. |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
How does that work? What if you go out on a date with your missis, does she have to go in the shower instantly when arriving home before you'll go there?
That is mad ... imagine not having had sex without a shower first since you were a teenager. I am still trying to get my head around that one ... what about spontaneity ... and being natural? Not had any complaints .... have a shower if we are off to bed, but its not always possible
Having a shower together is a lovely way to kick off the fun..."
Too clinical for me for sure ... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"That's the point, you have a shower after playing sport. If you'd got hot and sweaty somewhere you couldn't have a shower, you'd stick. Not bad hygiene at all, just circumstances where you got sweaty and couldn't shower.
It's insulting to say it's bad hygiene.
Like I said, you'd have a cheesy knob in the same circumstances and we know your hygiene isn't bad because you've told us.
Well I've been very sweaty more times than I can remember and I don't believe the wotsit ever smelled of Wotsits.
The not having a shower bit when you stink - that's bad hygiene. If that's insulting, my advice stays the same - have a shower.
On another note if you do indulge in some sweaty muff diving after a night of dancing, you're likely too pissed to care too much about some fanny musk.
It still shouldn't smell like Fleetwood docks though, sweaty or not."
I agree that fishy, musky and sweaty are all different. One is meant to draw you in and heighten the whole experience. One can be dealt with by washing. The other needs treatment. |
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"Hey this goes for both sexes. I've had a couple of meets where things going really well and then when it came to the moment of getting it on or off...then getting a whiff of urine....that's it @#$%&"
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
How does that work? What if you go out on a date with your missis, does she have to go in the shower instantly when arriving home before you'll go there?"
My other won't go near me before I have a shower, brush my teeth, so you can forget early morning sex. By the time I've had a shower I can't be arsed! |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
How does that work? What if you go out on a date with your missis, does she have to go in the shower instantly when arriving home before you'll go there?
That is mad ... imagine not having had sex without a shower first since you were a teenager. I am still trying to get my head around that one ... what about spontaneity ... and being natural? Not had any complaints .... have a shower if we are off to bed, but its not always possible
Having a shower together is a lovely way to kick off the fun...
Too clinical for me for sure ..."
...and me that's why I don't bother. Don't get me wrong clean and fresh it is, but if you've had a shower before bed, not done anything, waking up beside your partner feeling horny, if you have to undertake a forensic scrub first...nah, I'll have a wank! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"That's the point, you have a shower after playing sport. If you'd got hot and sweaty somewhere you couldn't have a shower, you'd stick. Not bad hygiene at all, just circumstances where you got sweaty and couldn't shower.
It's insulting to say it's bad hygiene.
Like I said, you'd have a cheesy knob in the same circumstances and we know your hygiene isn't bad because you've told us.
Well I've been very sweaty more times than I can remember and I don't believe the wotsit ever smelled of Wotsits.
The not having a shower bit when you stink - that's bad hygiene. If that's insulting, my advice stays the same - have a shower.
On another note if you do indulge in some sweaty muff diving after a night of dancing, you're likely too pissed to care too much about some fanny musk.
It still shouldn't smell like Fleetwood docks though, sweaty or not."
Not having a shower when you're somewhere where no shower is available is bad hygiene? Yeah, ok
And if the guy on about fishy fanny was so pissed he threw up all over the woman, I very much doubt he could remember what it actually smelt of. It may have been fishy, it may have been smelly, or he could just be a lightweight that can't hold his drink and invented that to save face. |
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
How does that work? What if you go out on a date with your missis, does she have to go in the shower instantly when arriving home before you'll go there?
My other won't go near me before I have a shower, brush my teeth, so you can forget early morning sex. By the time I've had a shower I can't be arsed!"
When I was with my ex he'd always get me to brush my teeth in the morning and then get back into bed, yet he'd stick his tongue up my arse after it had been slept on, trying to say my arse smelt better than my breath in the morning. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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"Pissed up. I took one lick of a fishy sweaty fanny, and puked alk over her fanny, bits of sick in her knickers and dress too, awesome night I went back in the club but she went home, unhappy I guess
Two questions:
1) what exactly were you expecting it to smell like after a nice of dancing?
2) were you too d*unk to remember where the shower was?
Dancing makes a fanny smelly?
Getting hot and sweaty? Er yeah. Hot sweaty conditions encourage bacteria to grow.
What did you think was responsible, the smelly fanny fairy?
er no - just really shit hygiene
If women wash before they go out, they can't really be expected to do more.
Well for starters I'd rather they had a wash before sex rather than before they go out, if I had to choose. Apparently both isn't an option!?
How does that work? What if you go out on a date with your missis, does she have to go in the shower instantly when arriving home before you'll go there?
My other won't go near me before I have a shower, brush my teeth, so you can forget early morning sex. By the time I've had a shower I can't be arsed!
When I was with my ex he'd always get me to brush my teeth in the morning and then get back into bed, yet he'd stick his tongue up my arse after it had been slept on, trying to say my arse smelt better than my breath in the morning. "
Your tales about you and your ex are a thing of wonder.
You should write a blog or a book.
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"That's the point, you have a shower after playing sport. If you'd got hot and sweaty somewhere you couldn't have a shower, you'd stick. Not bad hygiene at all, just circumstances where you got sweaty and couldn't shower.
It's insulting to say it's bad hygiene.
Like I said, you'd have a cheesy knob in the same circumstances and we know your hygiene isn't bad because you've told us.
Well I've been very sweaty more times than I can remember and I don't believe the wotsit ever smelled of Wotsits.
The not having a shower bit when you stink - that's bad hygiene. If that's insulting, my advice stays the same - have a shower.
On another note if you do indulge in some sweaty muff diving after a night of dancing, you're likely too pissed to care too much about some fanny musk.
It still shouldn't smell like Fleetwood docks though, sweaty or not.
Not having a shower when you're somewhere where no shower is available is bad hygiene? Yeah, ok
And if the guy on about fishy fanny was so pissed he threw up all over the woman, I very much doubt he could remember what it actually smelt of. It may have been fishy, it may have been smelly, or he could just be a lightweight that can't hold his drink and invented that to save face."
I thought he meant the smell made him vomit. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"That's the point, you have a shower after playing sport. If you'd got hot and sweaty somewhere you couldn't have a shower, you'd stick. Not bad hygiene at all, just circumstances where you got sweaty and couldn't shower.
It's insulting to say it's bad hygiene.
Like I said, you'd have a cheesy knob in the same circumstances and we know your hygiene isn't bad because you've told us.
Well I've been very sweaty more times than I can remember and I don't believe the wotsit ever smelled of Wotsits.
The not having a shower bit when you stink - that's bad hygiene. If that's insulting, my advice stays the same - have a shower.
On another note if you do indulge in some sweaty muff diving after a night of dancing, you're likely too pissed to care too much about some fanny musk.
It still shouldn't smell like Fleetwood docks though, sweaty or not.
Not having a shower when you're somewhere where no shower is available is bad hygiene? Yeah, ok
And if the guy on about fishy fanny was so pissed he threw up all over the woman, I very much doubt he could remember what it actually smelt of. It may have been fishy, it may have been smelly, or he could just be a lightweight that can't hold his drink and invented that to save face.
I thought he meant the smell made him vomit."
I think he actually said he took one lick and vomited but if it was that stinky who in their right mind would lick it? Ok, he was d*unk, but how d*unk would you have to be not to notice before your face was in it?!
We were discussing the difference between a fanny smelling sweaty and fishy though. Hence the suggestion that if he was d*unk he may well not remember the finer details. She may have been sweaty rather than being reminiscent of a dockside.
And it could be his constitution was a little delicate due to intoxication and the fanny really wasn't really the problem. After all, intoxicated people often manage to puke without the aid of a stinky fanny.
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"Not having a shower when you're somewhere where no shower is available is bad hygiene? Yeah, ok
And if the guy on about fishy fanny was so pissed he threw up all over the woman, I very much doubt he could remember what it actually smelt of. It may have been fishy, it may have been smelly, or he could just be a lightweight that can't hold his drink and invented that to save face."
1. Not having a wash when you stink = bad hygiene, yes.
2. Did you not read the first post (it's what the topic's about)
3. Speaking of fishing, you do like to bite |
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Iv had some women like this...when I was on my own profile may I add...u pick them up from there house, take Em out in the car...get down to it...and they fucking stink...whats wrong with you!!!!! Iv just picked u up from your house!!!! Didn't u think of giving your growler a wash b4 coming out????
And the same when iv visited someone's house, dressed up in heels and stockings...about to go down and wiff...that dirty smell.
So a tip boys...have a little finger to start with, give her a cuddle, as u lift your hand up towards the head, have a little sniff of the fingers!! |
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"Iv had some women like this...when I was on my own profile may I add...u pick them up from there house, take Em out in the car...get down to it...and they fucking stink...whats wrong with you!!!!! Iv just picked u up from your house!!!! Didn't u think of giving your growler a wash b4 coming out????
And the same when iv visited someone's house, dressed up in heels and stockings...about to go down and wiff...that dirty smell.
So a tip boys...have a little finger to start with, give her a cuddle, as u lift your hand up towards the head, have a little sniff of the fingers!! "
...pmsl at this guy, your hardly class yourself mate , took her out in the car and got down to it |
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"Iv had some women like this...when I was on my own profile may I add...u pick them up from there house, take Em out in the car...get down to it...and they fucking stink...whats wrong with you!!!!! Iv just picked u up from your house!!!! Didn't u think of giving your growler a wash b4 coming out????
And the same when iv visited someone's house, dressed up in heels and stockings...about to go down and wiff...that dirty smell.
So a tip boys...have a little finger to start with, give her a cuddle, as u lift your hand up towards the head, have a little sniff of the fingers!!
...pmsl at this guy, your hardly class yourself mate , took her out in the car and got down to it "
Classy u mean?? U don't have to be classy to have a clean fanny mate...don't matter if I took her to the Hilton, or the back of my Morris minor, u still want a clean pussy to eat. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Not having a shower when you're somewhere where no shower is available is bad hygiene? Yeah, ok
And if the guy on about fishy fanny was so pissed he threw up all over the woman, I very much doubt he could remember what it actually smelt of. It may have been fishy, it may have been smelly, or he could just be a lightweight that can't hold his drink and invented that to save face.
1. Not having a wash when you stink = bad hygiene, yes.
2. Did you not read the first post (it's what the topic's about)
3. Speaking of fishing, you do like to bite "
Not having a wash when there are no washing facilities available is not bad hygiene If you need a wash and don't have one when facilities are available, yes, that's bad hygiene.
You go on a bit yourself and like to ignore what doesn't suit your argument so you've not really got grounds to criticise |
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"Iv had some women like this...when I was on my own profile may I add...u pick them up from there house, take Em out in the car...get down to it...and they fucking stink...whats wrong with you!!!!! Iv just picked u up from your house!!!! Didn't u think of giving your growler a wash b4 coming out????
And the same when iv visited someone's house, dressed up in heels and stockings...about to go down and wiff...that dirty smell.
So a tip boys...have a little finger to start with, give her a cuddle, as u lift your hand up towards the head, have a little sniff of the fingers!! "
And what does one do if one doesn't like the smell on ones fingers?
Other than throw up on them of course... |
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"Iv had some women like this...when I was on my own profile may I add...u pick them up from there house, take Em out in the car...get down to it...and they fucking stink...whats wrong with you!!!!! Iv just picked u up from your house!!!! Didn't u think of giving your growler a wash b4 coming out???? I
And the same when iv visited someone's house, dressed up in heels and stockings...about to go down and wiff...that dirty smell.
So a tip boys...have a little finger to start with, give her a cuddle, as u lift your hand up towards the head, have a little sniff of the fingers!!
And what does one do if one doesn't like the smell on ones fingers?
Other than throw up on them of course..."
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"you dont have to stay there - you can tell often before you actually make contact what the situation is - has been the odd time ive gone and come straight back up "
Have experienced this, you get down there and find the stink strong enough to stun an elephant from half a mile away so move away from the area rather quick. |
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"Women have a scent of their own, a natural scent to attract a mate. The vagina is self cleaning. If you don't like the scent if a woman try a man"
Natural smell of fish??? "the vagaina is self cleaning" does it have its own bottle of fem fresh and a fannel?
The few girls iv met must have fannys that's run out of cleaning products!! |
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"Women have a scent of their own, a natural scent to attract a mate. The vagina is self cleaning. If you don't like the scent if a woman try a man"
That would be why the birth rate in this country is at an all time low then... |
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"Women have a scent of their own, a natural scent to attract a mate. The vagina is self cleaning. If you don't like the scent if a woman try a man
That would be why the birth rate in this country is at an all time low then... "
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"Women have a scent of their own, a natural scent to attract a mate. The vagina is self cleaning. If you don't like the scent if a woman try a man
That would be why the birth rate in this country is at an all time low then... "
My Borough has the highest birth rate in the UK. Our vaginas smell like roses |
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"Women have a scent of their own, a natural scent to attract a mate. The vagina is self cleaning. If you don't like the scent if a woman try a man
Natural smell of fish??? "the vagaina is self cleaning" does it have its own bottle of fem fresh and a fannel?
The few girls iv met must have fannys that's run out of cleaning products!!"
The fishy smell comes from bacterial vaginosis. The main causes of bv are semen and perfumed bath products. |
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"Women have a scent of their own, a natural scent to attract a mate. The vagina is self cleaning. If you don't like the scent if a woman try a man
Natural smell of fish??? "the vagaina is self cleaning" does it have its own bottle of fem fresh and a fannel?
The few girls iv met must have fannys that's run out of cleaning products!!
The fishy smell comes from bacterial vaginosis. The main causes of bv are semen and perfumed bath products. "
What about the piss, sweaty, moist smell? |
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"Women have a scent of their own, a natural scent to attract a mate. The vagina is self cleaning. If you don't like the scent if a woman try a man
Natural smell of fish??? "the vagaina is self cleaning" does it have its own bottle of fem fresh and a fannel?
The few girls iv met must have fannys that's run out of cleaning products!!
The fishy smell comes from bacterial vaginosis. The main causes of bv are semen and perfumed bath products. "
The annoying thing with fab is that every person who can't be arsed to spell check is dyslexic, every fatty has a thyroid problem and every whiffy minge has BV. NO. THEY. DON'T. It just needs a wash and it'll be lovely. |
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"Not having a wash when there are no washing facilities available is not bad hygiene If you need a wash and don't have one when facilities are available, yes, that's bad hygiene.
You go on a bit yourself and like to ignore what doesn't suit your argument so you've not really got grounds to criticise "
What you're describing is an excuse for bad hygiene. It is nonetheless bad hygiene.
I wasn't criticising, merely making a cheap joke, in part at your expense but equally at myself with regard to throwing down the bait.
I don't believe I've ignored anything, but if I do it's because it's not worthy of attention |
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"Iv had some women like this...when I was on my own profile may I add...u pick them up from there house, take Em out in the car...get down to it...and they fucking stink...whats wrong with you!!!!! Iv just picked u up from your house!!!! Didn't u think of giving your growler a wash b4 coming out????
And the same when iv visited someone's house, dressed up in heels and stockings...about to go down and wiff...that dirty smell.
So a tip boys...have a little finger to start with, give her a cuddle, as u lift your hand up towards the head, have a little sniff of the fingers!!
...pmsl at this guy, your hardly class yourself mate , took her out in the car and got down to it
Classy u mean?? U don't have to be classy to have a clean fanny mate...don't matter if I took her to the Hilton, or the back of my Morris minor, u still want a clean pussy to eat. "
.. No I meant class , you don't need to use the word classy in the term I used it as , look the definition up x |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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one NYE few years back, i hooked up with a BBW. I'm pretty sure there were plenty places she couldn't reach to wash. 5 minutes in, and I'd barely gone below her neck but she had stale sweat marks in the folds. Even her breasts genuinely made me feel nauseated and I had to abandon...
I have no issue with larger women, but hygeine is important
I've always been told my skin feels ncie. Girls won't let go of my dick ...pays well to use a moisturising shower gel |
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"one NYE few years back, i hooked up with a BBW. I'm pretty sure there were plenty places she couldn't reach to wash. 5 minutes in, and I'd barely gone below her neck but she had stale sweat marks in the folds. Even her breasts genuinely made me feel nauseated and I had to abandon...
I have no issue with larger women, but hygeine is important
I've always been told my skin feels ncie. Girls won't let go of my dick ...pays well to use a moisturising shower gel "
But her vagina is self cleaning... |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"one NYE few years back, i hooked up with a BBW. I'm pretty sure there were plenty places she couldn't reach to wash. 5 minutes in, and I'd barely gone below her neck but she had stale sweat marks in the folds. Even her breasts genuinely made me feel nauseated and I had to abandon...
I have no issue with larger women, but hygeine is important
I've always been told my skin feels ncie. Girls won't let go of my dick ...pays well to use a moisturising shower gel
But her vagina is self cleaning... "
perhaps it is. But the area around it all isn't!
Still have to walk through the forest to get to the temple |
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"one NYE few years back, i hooked up with a BBW. I'm pretty sure there were plenty places she couldn't reach to wash. 5 minutes in, and I'd barely gone below her neck but she had stale sweat marks in the folds. Even her breasts genuinely made me feel nauseated and I had to abandon...
I have no issue with larger women, but hygeine is important
I've always been told my skin feels ncie. Girls won't let go of my dick ...pays well to use a moisturising shower gel
But her vagina is self cleaning...
perhaps it is. But the area around it all isn't!
Still have to walk through the forest to get to the temple"
haha I'm gonna have to steal that line lol |
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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago
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I think the only safe way to approach this subject is to carry a canary with you on meets like they used to carry down coal mines. Let the bird go in first....and if it dies ...make your excuses and leave . |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"one NYE few years back, i hooked up with a BBW. I'm pretty sure there were plenty places she couldn't reach to wash. 5 minutes in, and I'd barely gone below her neck but she had stale sweat marks in the folds. Even her breasts genuinely made me feel nauseated and I had to abandon...
I have no issue with larger women, but hygeine is important
I've always been told my skin feels ncie. Girls won't let go of my dick ...pays well to use a moisturising shower gel
But her vagina is self cleaning...
perhaps it is. But the area around it all isn't!
Still have to walk through the forest to get to the temple haha I'm gonna have to steal that line lol"
Oh yeh, start it off saying she must be Lara Croft and can you join her on her adventure |
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"Women have a scent of their own, a natural scent to attract a mate. The vagina is self cleaning. If you don't like the scent if a woman try a man
That would be why the birth rate in this country is at an all time low then...
My Borough has the highest birth rate in the UK. Our vaginas smell like roses "
Can i cum and have a sniff, i like the smell of roses. |
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