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Come on ladies how many of us are there
Me |
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over a year ago
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and me |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"stop! dont do this lol x"
you are welcome to him ladies, I'm filing for divorce first thing in the morning.... and you can forget the second honeymoon in the summer!!! |
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"stop! dont do this lol x"
Aw whats the matter sweety pie?  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He promised to make me Mrs Cornwall but it never happened
Runs off to sob and make a voodoo doll out of him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"stop! dont do this lol x
you are welcome to him ladies, I'm filing for divorce first thing in the morning.... and you can forget the second honeymoon in the summer!!!"
2nd honeymoon you must be the favorite wife |
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"stop! dont do this lol x
you are welcome to him ladies, I'm filing for divorce first thing in the morning.... and you can forget the second honeymoon in the summer!!!
2nd honeymoon you must be the favorite wife "
What honeymoon?, still waiting for mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ex-Mrs Cornwall Male to be here (once we return from our third honeymoon). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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me too!
greedy git, u would have thought us girls would have worn him out by now??ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"stop! dont do this lol x
you are welcome to him ladies, I'm filing for divorce first thing in the morning.... and you can forget the second honeymoon in the summer!!!
2nd honeymoon you must be the favorite wife
What honeymoon?, still waiting for mine "
Back of the queue I tells ya. I'm getting him on jeremy Kyle for lie detector abs DNA |
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Well we wear out his message quota  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dont tell me its all off? timewaster! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
I'm off to find solace between the legs of Mr FMUMA's 1 & 2  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He never asked me, sobs uncontrollably in the corner |
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yeah this is why i run out of messages lol. and never feel worn out having sex with you lot!
its your own faults for being to dam sexy! so there  |
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I get 7 up to now
So we are the magnigicent seven
How long before we become the Dirty(ied upon) Dozen |
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oh bells i forgot about you no 6 lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!
Why not??
Whats wrong with me??????
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"He never asked me, sobs uncontrollably in the corner"
sorry simone i was at KFC with janelle at the time lol x |
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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!
Why not??
Whats wrong with me??????
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Hun, you're better off without him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!
Why not??
Whats wrong with me??????
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oh he will get round to you dont worry lol |
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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!
Why not??
Whats wrong with me??????
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cos your my fountain of knowledge in a shoebox lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!
Why not??
Whats wrong with me??????
Hun, you're better off without him "
After reading this thread, it looks like, but I was wanting a cool ring to pawn. Times are hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sweet talking again * tut * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He promised me a big fat gypsy wedding it was just big fat lie. |
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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!
Why not??
Whats wrong with me??????
Hun, you're better off without him
After reading this thread, it looks like, but I was wanting a cool ring to pawn. Times are hard. "
Ring, don't make me laugh, came out of a christmas cracker, said it was lost during delivery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!
Why not??
Whats wrong with me??????
cos your my fountain of knowledge in a shoebox lol x"
So your just using me????
Good job ive already had an afternoon nap, or I would have to take to my bed, for a good cry. |
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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!
Why not??
Whats wrong with me??????
cos your my fountain of knowledge in a shoebox lol x"
Pass the bucket  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He promised me a big fat gypsy wedding it was just big fat lie. "
but at least you got a KFC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hey wives (inc jan) do u reckon we should divorce him for changing his profile pic and hiding that deliscous bum?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we want the butt back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He promised me a big fat gypsy wedding it was just big fat lie.
but at least you got a KFC "
I wanted the dress lime green number too |
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"hey wives (inc jan) do u reckon we should divorce him for changing his profile pic and hiding that deliscous bum??"
But if he puts it back on will we fall for him all over again? |
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oh dont divorce me ladies please! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i dont care i want to see it |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
AND you can look after all 7 of the kids next weekend!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So when they all divorce you, how do I get your undying affection? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out* |
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happy now lol.
simone you just tke me to KFC and you pay lol x |
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"*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out* "
its ok naughty i didnt tell them about us shhhhhuuusssshhhh
our little secret ha ha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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tight ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out*
its ok naughty i didnt tell them about us shhhhhuuusssshhhh
our little secret ha ha x"
*giggles and creeps off quietly*  |
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"*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out*
its ok naughty i didnt tell them about us shhhhhuuusssshhhh
our little secret ha ha x
*giggles and creeps off quietly* "
see you at 7 naughty lol x
ah thanks pet thats what does it. my bum lol x
form an orderly line if you pinching lol xx |
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"*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out*
its ok naughty i didnt tell them about us shhhhhuuusssshhhh
our little secret ha ha x
*giggles and creeps off quietly*
see you at 7 naughty lol x
ah thanks pet thats what does it. my bum lol x
form an orderly line if you pinching lol xx"
Oh think it deserves more than a pich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hooray its back!!
hey girls thats people power for ya!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now that's a peachy arse!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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WOOHOO |
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"hooray its back!!
hey girls thats people power for ya!!"
No oral, thats girl power |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*checks watch to see how long til 7pm, smacks Cornwall's arse cheekily and saunters off* |
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so i get told CateTopiary by all my wifes lol.
and my mistress.
fuck knows how many i have now i lost count lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"simone you just tke me to KFC and you pay lol x"
No, think I'll go find someone who's lower maintenance! |
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"simone you just tke me to KFC and you pay lol x
No, think I'll go find someone who's lower maintenance!"
ok i will buy the like i did for janelle! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh bells i forgot about you no 6 lol x"
Forgot! FORGOT!!!! After all we've been through - How Could You!!!!!!!! |
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"oh bells i forgot about you no 6 lol x
Forgot! FORGOT!!!! After all we've been through - How Could You!!!!!!!! "
sorry bells i was busy counting wives lol.
your back on tho cos your hot like the rest x
see you at 8 ha ha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*returns from sobbing uncontrollably*
The peachy bum is back
Well done girls, you are a lovely bunch and I don't mind sharing with you all xx
Of course he needs plenty of us to keep him occupied when he gets to his daily messaging limit.
*sighs with happiness and contentment* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one "
Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together? |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
Im going to point the OP of the next 'Why does everyone on this site hate single guys' thread to this 'ere conversation...
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one
Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together? "
read back and you will find that he already has 7 with me, and I'm expecting triplets anyday now!!! |
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"Im going to point the OP of the next 'Why does everyone on this site hate single guys' thread to this 'ere conversation...
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You could look at it a different way... they are either hated or outed for being popular. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one
Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together?
read back and you will find that he already has 7 with me, and I'm expecting triplets anyday now!!!"
omg ive got 5 with him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one
Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together?
read back and you will find that he already has 7 with me, and I'm expecting triplets anyday now!!!
omg ive got 5 with him "
So that means you girls will be stuck at home looking after the kids... this gets better by the minute... you may as well look after my quads whilst I go off shaggin then xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so i get told CateTopiary by all my wifes lol.
and my mistress.
fuck knows how many i have now i lost count lol x"
Sounds like a nice harem you have yourself then, but im sure their all very happy, with the arrangement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh bells i forgot about you no 6 lol x
Forgot! FORGOT!!!! After all we've been through - How Could You!!!!!!!!
sorry bells i was busy counting wives lol.
your back on tho cos your hot like the rest x
see you at 8 ha ha x"
8? 8?!!! One bloomin' hour is that how long I've got with you? Ha!!
Girls, he's all yours!
*flounces off in disgust*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one
Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together?
read back and you will find that he already has 7 with me, and I'm expecting triplets anyday now!!!
omg ive got 5 with him
So that means you girls will be stuck at home looking after the kids... this gets better by the minute... you may as well look after my quads whilst I go off shaggin then xx"
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Anything happened whilst I've been out,
thanks hun, hope it was worth the journey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yes hes arranging to cheat on us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes hes arranging to cheat on us "
and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids |
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"yes hes arranging to cheat on us
and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids "
Sorry am allergic to them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes hes arranging to cheat on us
and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids
Sorry am allergic to them "
lol dont look at me im not having them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woohoo, im getting married!
But I have to buy the KFC!!! |
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We all had to buy KFC
King Flipping Cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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omg another one lol |
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"omg another one lol "
How is he going to support us all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes hes arranging to cheat on us
and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids
Sorry am allergic to them
lol dont look at me im not having them "
No worries, _muma likes short folk so all sorted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It will be a box meal, regular, not springing for large, and NO ice cream, unless hes paying. |
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"yes hes arranging to cheat on us
and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids
Sorry am allergic to them
lol dont look at me im not having them
No worries, _muma likes short folk so all sorted "
But how will she tell the difference |
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BTW whats happened to the groom? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he will only get the and your lucky to get that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tutttttt. Agist bigamist. |
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"Tutttttt. Agist bigamist. "
Bigamist, he's a polygamist and he's buggered off leaving those poor girls holding the babies, _muma about to give birth.
What are we girls to do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He also promised me I could have a sex op he's just a stinking liar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tutttttt. Agist bigamist.
Bigamist, he's a polygamist and he's buggered off leaving those poor girls holding the babies, _muma about to give birth.
What are we girls to do?"
i dont no its thatbutt it keeps me coming back for more |
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lol i would say fuck you all. . . . . but i already have lol.
just chill wives we will sort it out!
whos turn do get me KFC? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive got half a bucket going spare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you said i was the only one...you're such a bastard and a liar!
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bollox!
i thought all you wives said you could keep a secret lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuckit.... no arse on display = divorce. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"simone you just tke me to KFC and you pay lol x
No, think I'll go find someone who's lower maintenance!
ok i will buy the like i did for janelle! x"
Well I thought about it, went out and bought a Macdonalds instead and had it all to myself, depression you know |
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OK who is behind his arse, come out, come out, whoever you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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weres my ass gone i miss it |
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simone im not happy with you at all eating all that! tut!
and as for my ass, i have been told to put this as profile pic by one of the wives lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i dont care im the 1st wife so do as your told |
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"simone im not happy with you at all eating all that! tut!
and as for my ass, i have been told to put this as profile pic by one of the wives lol x"
Do you always do as you are told? |
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with over 10 wives no its impossible lol but i do try x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"with over 10 wives no its impossible lol but i do try x"
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As I have said elsewhere, self-inflicted, no sympathy, sorry! |
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lol its not sympathy i need pearl its something for all this bloody sex im having to have lol x |
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"lol its not sympathy i need pearl its something for all this bloody sex im having to have lol x"
bromide lol |
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Think you can have him, looks like we all deserted him |
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i go out for night at Chams and all this happens??? i may have to reconsider the engagement - the KFC reception has been sullied, i thought it was something special between us
i might reconsider but you will have to up the stakes - subway reception and a new pair of shoes!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh hun, sorry you had to find out about him this way, it's been a shock to us all.
But best errr foot forward and we all live to fight another day
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hun, sorry you had to find out about him this way, it's been a shock to us all.
But best errr foot forward and we all live to fight another day
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if she gets shoes i want some too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i go out for night at Chams and all this happens??? i may have to reconsider the engagement - the KFC reception has been sullied, i thought it was something special between us
i might reconsider but you will have to up the stakes - subway reception and a new pair of shoes!!!"
OooooooOOOOOOOooooooooo!!! Get you and your subway reception.... *tries to flounce off in new Gucci's without falling flat on face* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He got me some heels from the Market but the fooking heel came off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hun, sorry you had to find out about him this way, it's been a shock to us all.
But best errr foot forward and we all live to fight another day
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listen to the adele song "someone like you" i think shes been through the same thing.......chin up !!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
my waters have broken and ambulance is on it's way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my waters have broken and ambulance is on it's way"
more cornwalls on the way sheesh and im not watching yours either |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
and i think i have an answer to "where the bloody eck have all the good women gone??"
cornwall male has been hoarding them all... lol |
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And single guys say the are on here for ages and never get a message or anything, looks like this newbie is attracting all the attention |
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"And single guys say the are on here for ages and never get a message or anything, looks like this newbie is attracting all the attention "
im not!!! there is at least 5 women here i havent attracted lol.
does anyone know if _muma had lots of baby cornwall for me to train lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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your scaring me slightly now! LOL x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"And single guys say the are on here for ages and never get a message or anything, looks like this newbie is attracting all the attention
im not!!! there is at least 5 women here i havent attracted lol.
does anyone know if _muma had lots of baby cornwall for me to train lol x"
2 boys and a girl. Cedric, Tarquin and Philomena |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lolol conwall keep it up your making me smile , xx |
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"your scaring me slightly now! LOL x"
why am i lol x
ah thanks game4it2 xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been to the docs, had to be prescribed prozac, don't know how much more of this heartache I can endure, I waited and waited for that proposal and then found out he is a 10 time polygamist, with a string of other girlfriends and at least a dozen kids and now he tells me that his love and affection will only be forth coming if I keep him happy with.... with.... I can hardly bring myself to say it.... Kentucky Fried Chicken, there, it's out in the open, when he said he wanted something finger licking good, that wasn't what I had in mind and when he talked about wanting an 8 piece with Kentucky Jack I thought he meant an MM..FF..FF..FF and the coleslaw and salad was just slang for something kinky, what shall I do, how will I cope.........I know...I'm going to ring Jeremy Kyle |
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"Been to the docs, had to be prescribed prozac, don't know how much more of this heartache I can endure, I waited and waited for that proposal and then found out he is a 10 time polygamist, with a string of other girlfriends and at least a dozen kids and now he tells me that his love and affection will only be forth coming if I keep him happy with.... with.... I can hardly bring myself to say it.... Kentucky Fried Chicken, there, it's out in the open, when he said he wanted something finger licking good, that wasn't what I had in mind and when he talked about wanting an 8 piece with Kentucky Jack I thought he meant an MM..FF..FF..FF and the coleslaw and salad was just slang for something kinky, what shall I do, how will I cope.........I know...I'm going to ring Jeremy Kyle"
lol the KFC is in the wives contract small print so you must of forgotten to read it lol x
all my bitc . . . . wives signed it lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been to the docs, had to be prescribed prozac, don't know how much more of this heartache I can endure, I waited and waited for that proposal and then found out he is a 10 time polygamist, with a string of other girlfriends and at least a dozen kids and now he tells me that his love and affection will only be forth coming if I keep him happy with.... with.... I can hardly bring myself to say it.... Kentucky Fried Chicken, there, it's out in the open, when he said he wanted something finger licking good, that wasn't what I had in mind and when he talked about wanting an 8 piece with Kentucky Jack I thought he meant an MM..FF..FF..FF and the coleslaw and salad was just slang for something kinky, what shall I do, how will I cope.........I know...I'm going to ring Jeremy Kyle"
not jeremy he wont be able to cope with all this it will blow his mind poor guy |
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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago
Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree |
I'm so glad I found this thread, to discover what a lying cheat of a man Mr Cornwall is. He's been sending me lovey dovey messages, wanting my phone number and to meet up, and I so nearly fell for it.
Thanks ladies for the heads up ........ although I do like his bum pictures better. |
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When he told me I could slip my finger into his ring anytime, I naturally assumed he meant a civil partnership |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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nice to see the concerned father asked how mother and babies were doing, considering he didn't even turn up to the birth of babies 8, 9 and 10!!!!!! |
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red and game4it2 to, ya know you cnt resist the ass lol x wht number wives were you two?!! x |
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over a year ago
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Cornwall is trailer trash with a captial T
I hope his knob falls off
A very distessed mistress from Leeds |
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"nice to see the concerned father asked how mother and babies were doing, considering he didn't even turn up to the birth of babies 8, 9 and 10!!!!!! "
sorry _muma i was busy with number 7 wife lol x |
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oh janelle you only say that so u can pick my nob up for yourself lol x |
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over a year ago
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Cornie, oh hun you are in so much trouble, been on to my solicitors, stress, heartache not to mention the money I lent you to set up the business.
Am contacting all women on Fab we going to put in a claim en masse |
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over a year ago
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"oh janelle you only say that so u can pick my nob up for yourself lol x"
I already have a knob why the fook would I want yours lol xxx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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thank you for asking my ipppp (hehe). They are very well thank you are are now listed on ebay x |
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over a year ago
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Have you a buy it now |
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over a year ago
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"thank you for asking my ipppp (hehe). They are very well thank you are are now listed on ebay x"
lmao e-bay |
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"Cornie, oh hun you are in so much trouble, been on to my solicitors, stress, heartache not to mention the money I lent you to set up the business.
Am contacting all women on Fab we going to put in a claim en masse"
anyone lend me a tenner to settle pets account and i will get my bum out lol x |
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"Cornie, oh hun you are in so much trouble, been on to my solicitors, stress, heartache not to mention the money I lent you to set up the business.
Am contacting all women on Fab we going to put in a claim en masse
anyone lend me a tenner to settle pets account and i will get my bum out lol x"
* hands over a tenner* what im hooked on the butt lol |
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Girls, it's bad new, just got off the phone from Jezza's production team, we are not alone in being duped by this Casanova, apparently the Kyle show has heard of him before, not only does he have 10 wives, a dozen kids and a long string of girlfriends on this site but on 7 other sites here in the UK and in the States, he gets away with it because he claims that he is a Mormon fundamentalist but that's not the worse, in The US the price he is charging for his affection, is not a KFC but it's Burger King |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Have you a buy it now "
all 10 are on a buy it now option. the quicker I can get rid of that philanderer's offspring the better, then I'm on hols to try and bad myself a squillionaire |
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"Have you a buy it now
all 10 are on a buy it now option. the quicker I can get rid of that philanderer's offspring the better, then I'm on hols to try and bad myself a squillionaire"
hey _muma i have that pair of shoes you asked for?!!!! xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Have you a buy it now
all 10 are on a buy it now option. the quicker I can get rid of that philanderer's offspring the better, then I'm on hols to try and bad myself a squillionaire
hey _muma i have that pair of shoes you asked for?!!!! xx"
well when you bring them round you will have the chance to say goodbye to Wilbur, Xavier, Charmaine, Kylie, Cedric, Philomena, Tarqui, Desdamona, Beyonce and Ishmael |
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over a year ago
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i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test |
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"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test"
lolol you do xx or he maybe after shagging you too xxx |
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over a year ago
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Well All your Mrs Cornwall Males c4 want to make a documenty about him and his wifes
Called Big fat lying fooker and 7 weddings and one funeral: his |
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"Well All your Mrs Cornwall Males c4 want to make a documenty about him and his wifes
Called Big fat lying fooker and 7 weddings and one funeral: his"
OOOOh Im baggsing the dress with lights and moving butterflies!!! |
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over a year ago
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"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test"
See my above post |
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"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test"
you do have great looks cute lol.
like father like daughter x |
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over a year ago
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"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test lolol you do xx or he maybe after shagging you too xxx "
he's never made any advances toward me,, think im the only one on this site who he hasnt.
makes sense that he's my long lost dad.. |
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"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test
you do have great looks cute lol.
like father like daughter x"
ta daddy lol |
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"Well All your Mrs Cornwall Males c4 want to make a documenty about him and his wifes
Called Big fat lying fooker and 7 weddings and one funeral: his
OOOOh Im baggsing the dress with lights and moving butterflies!!!"
1st come missy that dress is mine |
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"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test
you do have great looks cute lol.
like father like daughter x
ta daddy lol"
How much pocket money does he owe you sweets ? |
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"Well All your Mrs Cornwall Males c4 want to make a documenty about him and his wifes
Called Big fat lying fooker and 7 weddings and one funeral: his
OOOOh Im baggsing the dress with lights and moving butterflies!!!
1st come missy that dress is mine "
I'll fight you for it! |
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"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test
you do have great looks cute lol.
like father like daughter x
ta daddy lol"
i wont ask you to sit on daddies knee lol x
_muma can we still get hitched then? x |
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"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test
you do have great looks cute lol.
like father like daughter x
ta daddy lol
How much pocket money does he owe you sweets ?"
i only owe a quid i think lol x
oooooo wive fight im watching this xx |
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over a year ago
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"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test
you do have great looks cute lol.
like father like daughter x
ta daddy lol
How much pocket money does he owe you sweets ?"
If we are working it out based on £5 a week then £5980
say £200 each year for a bday then add on £4600 and the same for xmas..
means im owed £15,180 |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test
you do have great looks cute lol.
like father like daughter x
ta daddy lol
i wont ask you to sit on daddies knee lol x
_muma can we still get hitched then? x"
not till you rock up with the footwear, and they better be the correct designer ones |
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over a year ago
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Well i thinks hes a right bitch he promised me the world and ive had ta find out the hard way honestly men ya just canna trust em boo hoo xx |
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over a year ago
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Soapy are you a wife or mistress? |
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over a year ago
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Fmuma darling he will turn up with a pair of left shoes that he stole from the show shop the tramp he is one will be a size 3 the other a 9 |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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oh I know what he's like Jan and if he does then he will be wearing them himself - roon his feckin heid!! |
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"Soapy are you a wife or mistress?"
The bas***d promised me the world babe he really did
Disneyland and everything
Then i finds out like this im gutted
Im well filing fa divorce and im gonna take him fa everything
Ya just dont know how this has affected me
Wheres his bunny xxx |
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over a year ago
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I'm gonna do all you gals a favour now
I'm gonna drug him dress him as a tranny and let him loose on a load of truckers
Revenge !!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I'm gonna do all you gals a favour now
I'm gonna drug him dress him as a tranny and let him loose on a load of truckers
Revenge !!!"
that won't work Jan. how do you think I met him 20 years ago |
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over a year ago
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Fooking Disneyland Soapy he's gone up market with you. I got a weekend in skeggers. Plus the clap! |
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"Fooking Disneyland Soapy he's gone up market with you. I got a weekend in skeggers. Plus the clap!"
Fookin lucky bitch ya are he only promised me Disneyland
So thats where he was when he said he was workin away xx |
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over a year ago
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Fookin lucky bitch plus I got a kiss me quick hat too. He then told me he loved me while he eyed up the donkeys on the beach. |
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over a year ago
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Ok ladies (yes that inc Jan) and soapy!! Id just like to inform you all, that because i live the closest to him....he's allllll mine!!!!
So there!!!
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over a year ago
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He said he was mine. Never trust a nice ass
Cecilia x |
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oral and C you are my closet wives granted! and as for the rest of my bitches, you all will get your promises. as for soapy i didnt promise disneyland! i said disney land dvd!!! tut x |
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over a year ago
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Oi bitchboy when ya comming home fa ya tea xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"oral and C you are my closet wives granted!"
hahaha, does that mean you have them locked in a cupboard whilst the rest of us are free to shag our way around britain x |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"Oi bitchboy when ya comming home fa ya tea xx "
You can have him once I've bitch slapped the fooker |
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"oral and C you are my closet wives granted!
hahaha, does that mean you have them locked in a cupboard whilst the rest of us are free to shag our way around britain x"
i was wondering if you could hear them banging lol x |
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over a year ago
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Well taken the pills, hic, drank a bottle of white, hic, your KFC is getting cold and I'm warming up nicely big boy, hic hic, so when you going to forget those others and get that squeezable arse home here? hic |
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soapy you iz my bitch!!! lol x
janelle you know i like it when you do that! thats why your my mistress lol x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
aye they were banging each other in your absence x |
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"Well taken the pills, hic, drank a bottle of white, hic, your KFC is getting cold and I'm warming up nicely big boy, hic hic, so when you going to forget those others and get that squeezable arse home here? hic"
simone i told ya not to drink!! you always throw up on me lol x |
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over a year ago
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Tut....
I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .
wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ? |
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over a year ago
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Right.... I think it's time I upped my game now.
Cornwall... Frankie and Bennys + BJ and no more requests for new shoes.... EVERY NIGHT for one day??? What do you say? |
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on a serious note, can i just say you guys make me smile and laugh every night. you make me feel sexy and welcome. i think your all fucking great and a bunch of sexy mo fos and glad to have such good friends..............
now get back to work bitches lol x |
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"Tut....
I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .
wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ? "
peaches i havent abandoned any gays?!!!! x
fello for...... who?!
(shouts) nurse i need my meds again! |
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over a year ago
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wheres my pocket money?? |
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over a year ago
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Ladies ladies control yourselves wheres your dignaty : |
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"wheres my pocket money??"
erm . . . honey i . . . . . just selling the house and the car and i think i will just have enough!!! (gulps) |
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over a year ago
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where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx |
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"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx"
mum is that you? |
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"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx"
Some of them are less than a day old |
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*limo screeches to a halt and the back door is flung open*
Psst! Cornwall!! Jump in!! |
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"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx
mum is that you?"
ha ha ha that made me burst out laughing lol xx |
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"*limo screeches to a halt and the back door is flung open*
Psst! Cornwall!! Jump in!! "
naughty where the fuck did you get a limo from hmmmmm!!!! x |
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"*limo screeches to a halt and the back door is flung open*
Psst! Cornwall!! Jump in!!
naughty where the fuck did you get a limo from hmmmmm!!!! x"
Who cares where I got it from?!! Do you want to make a quick, rather stylish, escape or am I going to jet off to my Caribbean hideaway alone? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx
mum is that you?"
oi, what you doing up at this time on a school night, get to bed or your no shagging at the weekend |
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*stands infront of limo* your not going anywhere |
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"*stands infront of limo* your not going anywhere "
*lowers sunglasses and looks at Pingi from back seat. Knocks on glass partition to speak to driver*
Charles, can you start the turbo thrusters? I think we may have a problem. |
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"Tut....
I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .
wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ?
peaches i havent abandoned any gays?!!!! x
fello for...... who?!
(shouts) nurse i need my meds again! "
Me thinks ill have to order a BIG bottle of bromide this week from tesco.
And thats just for the women
See....im just gonna sit in me rocking chair watching you lot fight over him....
When you all done ill come along with me dustpan and brush and sweep him up.
I can rebuild him..i have the technology |
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oooo stands back (while looking at naughtys arse) as she has a atand off over the limo with pingi (stars at her arse too) xx |
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"oooo stands back (while looking at naughtys arse) as she has a atand off over the limo with pingi (stars at her arse too) xx"
thank the lord you aint looking at mine...
I hate crossed eyed men |
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"Tut....
I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .
wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ?
peaches i havent abandoned any gays?!!!! x
fello for...... who?!
(shouts) nurse i need my meds again!
Me thinks ill have to order a BIG bottle of bromide this week from tesco.
And thats just for the women
See....im just gonna sit in me rocking chair watching you lot fight over him....
When you all done ill come along with me dustpan and brush and sweep him up.
I can rebuild him..i have the technology "
bionic man now eh lol.
intellegent move i like it x
great breasts and a brain ha h ax |
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*lifts loudspeaker*
Cornwall you have 1 minute to get your arse into this limo or I'm leaving you in the chaos that is your life!!
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"Tut....
I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .
wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ?
peaches i havent abandoned any gays?!!!! x
fello for...... who?!
(shouts) nurse i need my meds again!
Me thinks ill have to order a BIG bottle of bromide this week from tesco.
And thats just for the women
See....im just gonna sit in me rocking chair watching you lot fight over him....
When you all done ill come along with me dustpan and brush and sweep him up.
I can rebuild him..i have the technology
bionic man now eh lol.
intellegent move i like it x
great breasts and a brain ha h ax"
Slowly slowly catchy monkey |
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"*stands infront of limo* your not going anywhere
*lowers sunglasses and looks at Pingi from back seat. Knocks on glass partition to speak to driver*
Charles, can you start the turbo thrusters? I think we may have a problem. "
Your not taking him, we want him |
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Tart |
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"Tart "
Him or Me? |
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"Tart
Him or Me?
Both "
Fair point |
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over a year ago
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"Tart
Him or Me? "
both, but mainly him x |
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saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!
bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x
has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x |
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over a year ago
Livingston |
"saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!
bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x
has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x"
I sent her to her bed ages ago, it is a school night after all!! Not that you ever show the slightest bit of interest in your offspring's education x |
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"saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!
bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x
has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x"
you said I was wife no 6!!!!! i think I may defect to be Soapy's wife unless you can fulfill your husbandly duties!!! |
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"saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!
bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x
has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x
you said I was wife no 6!!!!! i think I may defect to be Soapy's wife unless you can fulfill your husbandly duties!!! "
Well get in that kitchen biatch and make me summat ta eat then xx |
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no _muma i dont have time you know that, i have all these KFC,s to eat lol x
soapy will get put in the naughty corner bells he hates that. x
ok come here you can jump the cue x |
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over a year ago
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before you get in that limo, I snuck in the boot as Naughty wasn't looking, so here's your choice boy, Caribbean Island or me in this black satin and lace corset, black french knickers and stockings holding 2 giant buckets of KFC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!
bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x
has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x
you said I was wife no 6!!!!! i think I may defect to be Soapy's wife unless you can fulfill your husbandly duties!!!
Well get in that kitchen biatch and make me summat ta eat then xx "
men there all the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mum and dad,, ive got something to tell you both...
Ive been seeing someone called Funky Monkey... and its a bit complicated cos he has an alter ego called Invictus... and well im not sure which one of them is the dad to my Makka Pakka toy you brought me for xmas
Im so sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*the sound of screeching car tyres can be heard as the limo disappears in a puff of smoke*
Byeeee Cornwall!! It's been fun, but I'm off! Too much domesticity round here for my liking!
See ya!
Pingi - he's all yours hon!
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simone leave the buckets!!! naughty come backkkkkkkk!.
ah darling daughter dont worry we will do dna on the makka pakka (boing pling) lol x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
I'm afraid daughter it can't be either of them as I know from experiene they are both eunuch's
so it seems you really are your father's daughter, and he's a shlaaaaaaaaagg
Love mum x |
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"I'm afraid daughter it can't be either of them as I know from experiene they are both eunuch's
so it seems you really are your father's daughter, and he's a shlaaaaaaaaagg
Love mum x"
Well in that case mum.. its Privateparts
I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West |
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"I'm afraid daughter it can't be either of them as I know from experiene they are both eunuch's
so it seems you really are your father's daughter, and he's a shlaaaaaaaaagg
Love mum x
Well in that case mum.. its Privateparts
I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West "
ha ha short and sweet ya see lol x |
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"I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West
ha ha short and sweet ya see lol x"
You sure that soapy isnt your long lost brother??? |
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OK am back from my night out
Cornwall, you know you my bitch, all these mean nothing
(Is that what you wanted me ti say hun) |
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"I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West
ha ha short and sweet ya see lol x
You sure that soapy isnt your long lost brother??? "
yes im sure lol x
pet you all my bitches lol but sexy too xx |
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"I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West
ha ha short and sweet ya see lol x
You sure that soapy isnt your long lost brother???
yes im sure lol x
pet you all my bitches lol but sexy too xx"
Hun you said you were my bitch! |
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over a year ago
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"I;m no ones bitch "
Ohh a domestic, 1 down 9 to go, the he's all mine, heheheheheheheheheh |
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right do i have to put my arse away lol x |
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"I;m no ones bitch
Ohh a domestic, 1 down 9 to go, the he's all mine, heheheheheheheheheh"
9, 9
LOL
oh come on girl get real |
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Oh typical
You find one submissive female and expect us all to conform
Girls we need a hot man. Any suggestions? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh typical
You find one submissive female and expect us all to conform
Girls we need a hot man. Any suggestions?"
Ssssshhhhh don't let him hear, just lurering him into a false sense of security |
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"Oh typical
You find one submissive female and expect us all to conform
Girls we need a hot man. Any suggestions?
Ssssshhhhh don't let him hear, just lurering him into a false sense of security"
He will run out of messages soon |
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right im putting my arse away and uping from kfc to kfc and a flake! x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
careful, he's been messaging soapy half the night!!!! methinks hubby dearest is on the turn |
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lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x"
me and bite, baby |
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over a year ago
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"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x"
Domestic number 2 lol |
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"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x
Domestic number 2 lol"
Simone you fancy an ffm? |
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hmmmmm now thats why your your wife with temptations like that lol x |
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Corny baby, I know what you like! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x
Domestic number 2 lol"
that's not a domestic sj, that's my tempt him into bed talk lol |
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"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x
Domestic number 2 lol
that's not a domestic sj, that's my tempt him into bed talk lol"
job done get your kit off lol x |
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"bring it on pet lol x"
Only you get to shorten my name sexy bum xxx |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x
Domestic number 2 lol
Simone you fancy an ffm?"
How about we all get together and F**k him to death? after making sure he signs the insurance papers, so all the kids are covered |
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Simone, don;t give in |
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"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x
Domestic number 2 lol
Simone you fancy an ffm?
How about we all get together and F**k him to death? after making sure he signs the insurance papers, so all the kids are covered"
and the wives, I always demand safe sex
thats why he lives so far away
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i liking the all fucking me bit lol x |
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"i liking the all fucking me bit lol x"
OH but babe, how will you cope?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hes a man 2 hands a cock na mouth can manage 4 at once |
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"hes a man 2 hands a cock na mouth can manage 4 at once "
Oh trust me, he can't |
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dont know how i will cope but will give it a good go lol x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
he can barely manage me on my own lol |
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"he can barely manage me on my own lol "
Hell who can? |
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lol listen to you wives! one session with me will have you begging me to stop lol x |
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"lol listen to you wives! one session with me will have you begging me to stop lol x"
Yes but for what reason? |
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_muma i will be the one to break you x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"he can barely manage me on my own lol
Hell who can?"
pmsl von - you know me so well |
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"_muma i will be the one to break you x"
You and whose army? |
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pet, _muma and pingi lets have a 3some right here in forum in front of everyone lol x |
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"he can barely manage me on my own lol
Hell who can?
pmsl von - you know me so well "
No, but I intend to |
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"pet, _muma and pingi lets have a 3some right here in forum in front of everyone lol x"
Hun, me _muma and pingi are
we are a threesome
You obviously can't count |
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over a year ago
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"pet, _muma and pingi lets have a 3some right here in forum in front of everyone lol x"
See I was the one that suggested it and I'm the one he leaves out, off in huff |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
hahahaha cornedbeef, ye cannae count, ya faaaaaaannnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy |
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ok a 5some with pet, me, simone, _muma and pingi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Simone wanna join us?
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I'm sulking in the corner |
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"Simone wanna join us?
I'm sulking in the corner"
Don't sulk
embrace life |
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night wives. come jump in bed and keep me warm x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
night cornedbeef. looks like the young un cnnae hack it von lol |
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"night cornedbeef. looks like the young un cnnae hack it von lol"
Nah he needs his sleep
Me too hun
Hugs, hope the wee ones don't keep you awake
see you in the morning
xxxx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
I'm heading off to mine too. night xxx |
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Morning ladies and him, wherever he may be |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
morning all. He's off to the social for a crisis loan |
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Think he needs the snip, producing all these littlies, you know what Jeremy would say |
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Is he home from tne social yet, offices shut ages ago? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i no i miss him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hear girls he's been looking into pimping us all out |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
nah he's looking after charmaine, kylie and xavier whilst I go out shagging!!!! |
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"I hear girls he's been looking into pimping us all out "
Well Janelle he needs the money for the little ones and the shoes, weddings and honeymoons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this page takes forever to load.. can we have a Mrs Cornwall male2 thread?? lol |
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