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over a year ago
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I'm not here. I'm a holographic projection from what you would call the future, but I prefer to say that I'm spatially synchronised but with a temporal positive shift.
So in conclusion.. "here!"  |
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"I'm not here. I'm a holographic projection from what you would call the future, but I prefer to say that I'm spatially synchronised but with a temporal positive shift.
So in conclusion.. "here!" "
Sniff...... Here's your holographic prize. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What kind of register... 
It's sort of long and blue with squares on and you can tick it with a pencil.
Are you having dinners ?"
Packed lunch. Is there a tuck shop, as I've found 32p in my pocket
Sarah |
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"What kind of register...
It's sort of long and blue with squares on and you can tick it with a pencil.
Are you having dinners ?
Packed lunch. Is there a tuck shop, as I've found 32p in my pocket
Sarah "
We don't sell crisps in half packets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not here. I'm a holographic projection from what you would call the future, but I prefer to say that I'm spatially synchronised but with a temporal positive shift.
So in conclusion.. "here!"
Sniff...... Here's your holographic prize."
No..can't quite see it, you'll have to bring it closer.. Hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What kind of register...
It's sort of long and blue with squares on and you can tick it with a pencil.
Are you having dinners ?"
Packed Lunch
(Crisps & a chocolate bar) |
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"Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon  dont start without me.
Is it Doctor Hairdo ?"
No Actual Doctor .. He wants to recheck my chest  (breathing) as im wheezy see if the inhaler is helping.. Poor me Im not well  |
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"Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon dont start without me.
Is it Doctor Hairdo ?
No Actual Doctor .. He wants to recheck my chest (breathing) as im wheezy see if the inhaler is helping.. Poor me Im not well "
Just don't suck anything while you are there.
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"Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon dont start without me.
Is it Doctor Hairdo ?
No Actual Doctor .. He wants to recheck my chest (breathing) as im wheezy see if the inhaler is helping.. Poor me Im not well "
I could have a listen.. Stick your nipples in my ears |
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"Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon dont start without me.
Is it Doctor Hairdo ?
No Actual Doctor .. He wants to recheck my chest (breathing) as im wheezy see if the inhaler is helping.. Poor me Im not well
Just don't suck anything while you are there.
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I have to suck on the aero chamber but it mustnt whistle ..if it does im doing it wrong.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me it would have been
"Present Sister"
Good Catholic girl that I was.....
So "present" snuggled in bed ...
Must get day started .... Erotic paintings to paint ....
X |
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"For me it would have been
"Present Sister"
Good Catholic girl that I was.....
So "present" snuggled in bed ...
Must get day started .... Erotic paintings to paint ....
X "
This is FAB. Paint some neurotic pictures. |
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"Too cool for school
And anyway, it's Saturday!
How many blue beans make 5 ?
Croissant?
Answer in a over developed French accent please ........ i'll be thinking long and hard."
I'll be too busy striking... |
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"Too cool for school
And anyway, it's Saturday!
How many blue beans make 5 ?
Croissant?
Answer in a over developed French accent please ........ i'll be thinking long and hard.
I'll be too busy striking..."
Oooooo you have a hot iron .... dribble |
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"Too cool for school
And anyway, it's Saturday!
How many blue beans make 5 ?
Croissant?
Answer in a over developed French accent please ........ i'll be thinking long and hard.
I'll be too busy striking...
Oooooo you have a hot iron .... dribble"
Touché, mon cheri |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm usually an early bird but I was so busy trying to iron the crease in my trousers. Apologies 
Well done Darell...... Tomorrow try for a shirt ....... "
I shall Mrs Mensher |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I'm not here. But I am tucked up in a ginormous bed in a nice hotel in that there London about to be all cultured and stuff. Can I please be excused as a result, miss? I promise to write a report on what I did on my holidays... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry I'm late miss.. I didn't over lay and miss the bus... I couldn't find my knickers.... then remembered that I gave them away last night.
Then I couldn't find my shoes....found them under bed wrapped up in my stockings....
Then after I left to get the bus I realised I had left my wand turned on so had to run back and turn it off. That's why I missed the bus
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"Sorry I'm late, my dog ate my parents and I don't know how to drive
Walk you lazy git ..... the dog needs to work off all that food too!
That's nasty "
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh glasshoppahhhhh now I know what nasty is. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Better late than never!
I don't know what this thread is about I haven't read it...
You've just signed up for P.P.I.
Personal Perving Investigation...excellent!"
purple penis investigation |
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"I'm outside with my head nosing through the window.
Lot's of argy bargy today for a sunny Saturday 
It's always sunny in London..... cos all the politicians live there and they buy it in bulk."
Hahahaaa!! |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it
Sir , Sir , Sir ...... he's shit. Just cos he's got a penis and can play football....... go to his class go ed.. do on.. "
I'd rather be in your class miss |
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"Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it
Sir , Sir , Sir ...... he's shit. Just cos he's got a penis and can play football....... go to his class go ed.. do on..
I'd rather be in your class miss "
I haven't got a class. Just a register  You kinky weirdo. |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it
Sir , Sir , Sir ...... he's shit. Just cos he's got a penis and can play football....... go to his class go ed.. do on..
I'd rather be in your class miss
I haven't got a class. Just a register You kinky weirdo."
Oh... Then I'm buggering off to the park to drink some cheap ass white cider |
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