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I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!
Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!
And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it?  |
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"I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!
Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!
And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it? "
Lol trust you two to take my idea lol xx
Can't wait to see you tomorrow night xx  |
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while successfully landing myself with juicyass and boldgirl..I let them both suck me off alternately then go for a double facial over both their tasty faces..
then they can have cake
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"I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!
Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!
And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it?
Lol trust you two to take my idea lol xx
Can't wait to see you tomorrow night xx "
Lol, you got to move fast on here hun, and we are looking forward to seeing you two too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!
Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!
And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it?
Lol trust you two to take my idea lol xx
Can't wait to see you tomorrow night xx "
Fivesome...  |
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"I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!
Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!
And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it?
Lol trust you two to take my idea lol xx
Can't wait to see you tomorrow night xx
Fivesome... "
Oh my, sounds like an awesome night! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me  
I've stuck my tongue in one of those boys arse holes, quite a few times!"
Weirdly, I was thinking of you thus night last week Teabags. I was at a Good Friday house party after the Munster match. Connor Murray was there. Had a few drinks with him and of course a photo... "If only Teabags could see me now" sprang to mind. |
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"You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me
I've stuck my tongue in one of those boys arse holes, quite a few times!
Weirdly, I was thinking of you thus night last week Teabags. I was at a Good Friday house party after the Munster match. Connor Murray was there. Had a few drinks with him and of course a photo... "If only Teabags could see me now" sprang to mind. "
Oh my god, I would've been up his arse like a rat up a drain pipe! If he'd let me! |
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"You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me
I've stuck my tongue in one of those boys arse holes, quite a few times!
Weirdly, I was thinking of you thus night last week Teabags. I was at a Good Friday house party after the Munster match. Connor Murray was there. Had a few drinks with him and of course a photo... "If only Teabags could see me now" sprang to mind.
Oh my god, I would've been up his arse like a rat up a drain pipe! If he'd let me!"
I thought you'd like that. |
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"No one for scrabble then..... okay, I'll pack the set up then 
I'm not one for scrabble. It would hurt my brain tonight. "
its okay......I am packing the set up now..... got excited for a minute..... its okay, honest |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Well my two little ladies are visiting this weekend so you could have a girly talk, fashion ,hair, etc..
I'll likely be zzz zzz zzz ..it's been a long week and I'm knackered.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well my two little ladies are visiting this weekend so you could have a girly talk, fashion ,hair, etc..
I'll likely be zzz zzz zzz ..it's been a long week and I'm knackered.."
Aw cute, I'd happily do girly time. |
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"You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me
I've stuck my tongue in one of those boys arse holes, quite a few times!"
Let's just say there are more than one of them who are less than "well behaved"   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Drink gin and watch gogglebox. I know how to live, alright
I've got two bottles of Hendricks in my kitchen.
I have 3  I don't drink enough "
Can you imagine us after the 5 bottles?
Classy burrrrrrrds!  |
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"Drink gin and watch gogglebox. I know how to live, alright
I've got two bottles of Hendricks in my kitchen.
I have 3 I don't drink enough
Can you imagine us after the 5 bottles?
Classy burrrrrrrds! "
I'd be dead  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Drink gin and watch gogglebox. I know how to live, alright
I've got two bottles of Hendricks in my kitchen.
I have 3 I don't drink enough
Can you imagine us after the 5 bottles?
Classy burrrrrrrds!
I'd be dead "
I'm sure I'd be right there with you.
Out.
Cold. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....what would we do?
Hypothetically speaking, obviously "
Help me finish a cheeky white wine & sample the Vanilla Cheesecake I've just made.
Mmmmm.....cake |
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".....what would we do?
Hypothetically speaking, obviously
Help me finish a cheeky white wine & sample the Vanilla Cheesecake I've just made.
Mmmmm.....cake "
Good god, yes!!!
Cheesecake  ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....what would we do?
Hypothetically speaking, obviously "
You could put Jnr to bed, red her a story and sing her some songs.
And I'd help mum 'put the washing away' - again
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".....what would we do?
Hypothetically speaking, obviously
you'd be making me a coffee
I make great coffee. Do you need it delivered to your bed? "
oh yeah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".....what would we do?
Hypothetically speaking, obviously
you'd be making me a coffee
I make great coffee. Do you need it delivered to your bed?
oh yeah "
Excellent. Hope your bed is big enough for two.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tidy up. My wife's on her way home after three weeks away!
There are so many beer cans and pizza boxes I don't know where to start "
I got tired just reading that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someone wants to pop around now they could put the kettle on. I'm desperate for a cuppa "
I can't. Tina needs a conservatory.
She's so demanding. |
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Hmmm, it would probably be putting the kettle on for copious amounts of tea, cramming cold and flu capsules down my throat and making me chicken soup. My house is so not a party atm |
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"Hmmm, it would probably be putting the kettle on for copious amounts of tea, cramming cold and flu capsules down my throat and making me chicken soup. My house is so not a party atm "
Awww, feel better soon! Xx |
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"If someone wants to pop around now they could put the kettle on. I'm desperate for a cuppa
I can't. Tina needs a conservatory.
She's so demanding. "
What Tina wants Tina gets it seems |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm still in bed so I guess you could always join me
Yesssssssss, we can make MrPB watch.
*no touching, MrPB" "
Oh yes ... Tie him to that chair ! Only to release when HE makes breakfast |
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".....what would we do?
Hypothetically speaking, obviously "
if I'm being completely honest OP I would welcome you into the house, ask if you want something to eat/drink then talk a bit. Proceeded by me then switching on the television and letting you watch it as I have house work to do but my little cousins who are like 5 and 7 who are staying the night would keep you entertained by playing games with you and following you around like you're their Senpai out of notice me senpai .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yorkshire tea here and lovely toasted Italian bread and smoked bacon
I'm coming round straight away
Bring your own sauce "
I'll make sure I bring plenty |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"If someone wants to pop around now they could put the kettle on. I'm desperate for a cuppa
I can't. Tina needs a conservatory.
She's so demanding. "
But so much more than worth it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someone wants to pop around now they could put the kettle on. I'm desperate for a cuppa
I can't. Tina needs a conservatory.
She's so demanding.
But so much more than worth it "
Modest, too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make a packed lunch for for the kids and I while I get the car loaded up with the bikes. If you could pop a wash on and run a duster over the place while I'm out that would be nice x |
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over a year ago
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"I got to this one late - I've got some skirting that needs painting and youve got a good arse so bring some heels and a skirt and we can start there "
Only if you wear those green pants so I can perv your thighs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".....what would we do?
Hypothetically speaking, obviously "
I'm in bed ready to sleep. I'd have to be the big spoon. I can't promise not to prod you in the back though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".....what would we do?
Hypothetically speaking, obviously
I'm in bed ready to sleep. I'd have to be the big spoon. I can't promise not to prod you in the back though. "
I'd be disappointed if you didn't! |
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