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What would happen to a man's spunk if he came in outer space?

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax

Just wondering like..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would float away?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I expect it would be the least of his worries as he'd be trying to cope with his insides being sucked out through the hole in his bell end

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

In space, no-one can hear you cream?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Hubble telescope would had a good clean

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By *he Ladies of the ManorCouple  over a year ago

Swansea - Guildford

Interesting question ! Could you chase your sperm globules around the capsule with open mouth ?

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By *ames6ft5Man  over a year ago

North London / Herts

The water in it would rapidly boil, then freeze imagine.

This might be a question for Tim Peake, he seems to be interested in doing experiments. Have you tried him on Facebook or Twitter?

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock

Watch The Uranus experiment.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The water in it would rapidly boil, then freeze imagine.

This might be a question for Tim Peake, he seems to be interested in doing experiments. Have you tried him on Facebook or Twitter?"

Now, if you're talking about in the vacuum of space outside with no air pressure around you then you would be likely be extruding all sorts of bodily fluids out your orifices just prior to dessicating and freezing.

If you are suicidal you could try it.

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"I expect it would be the least of his worries as he'd be trying to cope with his insides being sucked out through the hole in his bell end "

Yeah. That aside.

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"In space, no-one can hear you cream?"

Ha.

I was secretly hoping for an ALien ref!

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"Interesting question ! Could you chase your sperm globules around the capsule with open mouth ? "

Go on then.

It would be like Hungry Hippos.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i did a google of this and someone really asked Neil degrasse tyson what would happen if you spunked in space...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would float away?"

To the Milky Way.

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"It would float away?

To the Milky Way."

Thing is, did the red car or the blue car win the race?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I expect it would be the least of his worries as he'd be trying to cope with his insides being sucked out through the hole in his bell end "

You wouldn't die like that in space you the air would be sucked out of you in around 15-20 seconds they your tongue would boil till all the exposed liquid was boiled into a gas that would freeze and depending on where you was say you were near a heat source like the sun your body would mummifie or if you were much further away from a heat source you would just freeze and float round space for millions of years

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The water in it would rapidly boil, then freeze imagine.

This might be a question for Tim Peake, he seems to be interested in doing experiments. Have you tried him on Facebook or Twitter?"

Yes your exactly right boil into a gas and would freeze

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By *iss AdventureWoman  over a year ago

Wonderland

The inside of his space suit would get sticky

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

We'll have to run some tests.

I'd be interested to know how sex in space would work... gravity is quite useful, when you think about it...

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"The inside of his space suit would get sticky"

I was withholding that possible scenario as a possible get out clause.

Grr..

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"We'll have to run some tests.

I'd be interested to know how sex in space would work... gravity is quite useful, when you think about it..."

Maybe if you were strapped together?

Or if on a space station, etc, you were in the equivalent of a broom cupboard or something?

If they have broom cupboards on spaceships like..

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"We'll have to run some tests.

I'd be interested to know how sex in space would work... gravity is quite useful, when you think about it...

Maybe if you were strapped together?

Or if on a space station, etc, you were in the equivalent of a broom cupboard or something?

If they have broom cupboards on spaceships like.."

Fuckpods?

Sounds soooo romantic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tweet Tim peake and ask him !!! I'm sure he's a fab user lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well i suppose I might just tell you all..I wanked around 14 billion years ago

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By *AA123Couple  over a year ago

Lichfield


"Tweet Tim peake and ask him !!! I'm sure he's a fab user lol !!! "

Getting a meet would be tricky.

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"Tweet Tim peake and ask him !!! I'm sure he's a fab user lol !!!

Getting a meet would be tricky."

If successful, he might take you to heaven and back though.

cf. Lord Flash Heart.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Tweet Tim peake and ask him !!! I'm sure he's a fab user lol !!!

Getting a meet would be tricky.

If successful, he might take you to heaven and back though.

cf. Lord Flash Heart."

WOOF WOOF!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKfbSHW9uGA

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"Tweet Tim peake and ask him !!! I'm sure he's a fab user lol !!!

Getting a meet would be tricky.

If successful, he might take you to heaven and back though.

cf. Lord Flash Heart.

WOOF WOOF!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKfbSHW9uGA"

He'd need a bloody big rocket with lots of 'fuel' if he wanted to do it five times a day though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not the spunk you need to wonder about. It's the balls!!!

Without the resistance of gravity the process of ejaculation is so powerful you would shoot one or both nuts out of their natural nutsack habitat

Not to be funny there's no way I want my nuts to shoot off, floating willy nilly and end up making contact with your anus!

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax

So the spunk would scatter,endlessly, in one general direction, and your gonads would speed off for eternity in other directions?

One way to get your genetic information seeded around the galaxy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not the spunk you need to wonder about. It's the balls!!!

Without the resistance of gravity the process of ejaculation is so powerful you would shoot one or both nuts out of their natural nutsack habitat

Not to be funny there's no way I want my nuts to shoot off, floating willy nilly and end up making contact with your anus!"

Uranas?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would smell like raspberrys apparently!

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"It would smell like raspberrys apparently! "

My spunk has always smelled of wallpaper paste i've thought.

Not sure about the taste though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tweet Tim peake and ask him !!! I'm sure he's a fab user lol !!!

Getting a meet would be tricky."

No it's ok you can take a trip on my rocket ... Free of charge of course lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would smell like raspberrys apparently!

My spunk has always smelled of wallpaper paste i've thought.

Not sure about the taste though."

Save some money there if you decorate mr schlong

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen


"In space, no-one can hear you cream?"

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"It would smell like raspberrys apparently!

My spunk has always smelled of wallpaper paste i've thought.

Not sure about the taste though.

Save some money there if you decorate mr schlong"

Waste not want not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would smell like raspberrys apparently!

My spunk has always smelled of wallpaper paste i've thought.

Not sure about the taste though.

Save some money there if you decorate mr schlong

Waste not want not."

Or you could decorate a womans face with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In space, no-one can hear you cream?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

gravity would hit you in the face with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure it would be a horrible death. Your body would expand though which means maybe you would have the cock of your dreams

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Your body would swell up really quickly, so I'm guessing that your balls and cock would cease all abilities to function - even if it's one giant schlong. You might start to sense the orgasm as your mostly liquid brain would rupture all cells apart. Myelin sheath around the neurons kaput, neurotransmitters meaningless and electrical activity stopped. Your cum would likely be mixed with every kind of bodily fluid, held within your expanded body. If you were thrown into space as you came you might stand a moments chance of cum erupting as your body corrupts itself.

I'm just making assumptions but willing to experiment on someone.

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

he'd make a mess of his space suit

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man  over a year ago

Halifax


"Your body would swell up really quickly, so I'm guessing that your balls and cock would cease all abilities to function - even if it's one giant schlong. You might start to sense the orgasm as your mostly liquid brain would rupture all cells apart. Myelin sheath around the neurons kaput, neurotransmitters meaningless and electrical activity stopped. Your cum would likely be mixed with every kind of bodily fluid, held within your expanded body. If you were thrown into space as you came you might stand a moments chance of cum erupting as your body corrupts itself.

I'm just making assumptions but willing to experiment on someone."

That sounds unpleasant.

Then again, this site is meant to(for some) facilitate the pushing back of one's boundaries though, eh!?

The chance of cumming before my body corrupted itself sounds a possible goer though.

Quite an apt metaphor also!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha this is the type of stuff I google at night when I can't sleep

Doll x

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