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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Text someone amd ask them to ring you because you have can't find your phone....
Swap sugar for salt....
When making someone a hot drink. Make it as normal then crack a egg and let it sink to bottom of cup. ( they don't realise until they get to bottom of cup and get a mouthfull off egg)
Turn door handles upside down.
Swap back door lock with from door lock.
Turn pictures and photos upside down on walls.
Hem trouser legs up so they to short.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm off work for the last fortnight and still have another week off. I phoned my dad up to ask if he fancied coming out for a pint later?
Dad: Sorry bud I'm going to be at work
Me: But it's a bank holiday friday for easter, remember?
Dad: Is it? Ok I'm off back to bed, see you in a bit!
Cue 20 min of trying to phone my dad back to get him to go to work! Ooops! 
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