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While i was out today i had a parcel delivered. The card said(hand written not a tick from an option box) left in back porch storage unit.
Now the clue is i hadnt arranged for a back porch to be built and a storage unit placed inside while i was out |
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"While i was out today i had a parcel delivered. The card said(hand written not a tick from an option box) left in back porch storage unit.
Now the clue is i hadnt arranged for a back porch to be built and a storage unit placed inside while i was out"
I sympathise. Next door bought a black hole and delivery man left it outside my door. There a are billions of parcels inside and I expect yours is in there somewhere though it may take me a while to go through them. |
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"Lets start with the basics, could the Yodel driver have gained access to the rear of the property? i.e. can he get around the back?  "
well yes, with back porch i did make correct assumption it was at the back of the house |
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"Pushed through the cat flap?"
Many years ago, some dopey delivery driver stuffed a full length padded coat through my cat flap, and got it jammed half way through, and left it. Cats couldn't get out, flap had to be ripped out to get the coat out  |
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"Lets start with the basics, could the Yodel driver have gained access to the rear of the property? i.e. can he get around the back? well yes, with back porch i did make correct assumption it was at the back of the house"
Okay, do you have a shed? bucket? Flower pot? Tardis? or anything else that someone with a relatively poor command of the english language could confuse with the word "storage"? |
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"Lets start with the basics, could the Yodel driver have gained access to the rear of the property? i.e. can he get around the back? well yes, with back porch i did make correct assumption it was at the back of the house
Okay, do you have a shed? bucket? Flower pot? Tardis? or anything else that someone with a relatively poor command of the english language could confuse with the word "storage"?"
yes but nothing else they could confuse with a back porch |
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"Lets start with the basics, could the Yodel driver have gained access to the rear of the property? i.e. can he get around the back? well yes, with back porch i did make correct assumption it was at the back of the house
Okay, do you have a shed? bucket? Flower pot? Tardis? or anything else that someone with a relatively poor command of the english language could confuse with the word "storage"?yes but nothing else they could confuse with a back porch"
unless they don't know the word for "garden" (I am reaching here, but I would like to think that MI6 are actually trying to recruit you and this is the first test. |
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I love this game - I once found a parcel hidden inside my bar-b-que nearly a year after it was delivered and next door were very pleased when I took them the parcel who's note said it had been left at No8 - they live at No8  x |
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I shall tell you where it was it was in the shed, but not only was it in the shed it was hidden under something and i only found it because i moved the something to shut the door properly.
Now ok, if english wasnt their first language wouldnt it be easier to write in shed rather than back porch inside storage unit |
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"I shall tell you where it was it was in the shed, but not only was it in the shed it was hidden under something and i only found it because i moved the something to shut the door properly.
Now ok, if english wasnt their first language wouldnt it be easier to write in shed rather than back porch inside storage unit"
Tomorrow there will be another test... You are on fast-track recruitment, trust me. MI6 are recruiting YOU |
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"I shall tell you where it was it was in the shed, but not only was it in the shed it was hidden under something and i only found it because i moved the something to shut the door properly.
Now ok, if english wasnt their first language wouldnt it be easier to write in shed rather than back porch inside storage unit
Tomorrow there will be another test... You are on fast-track recruitment, trust me. MI6 are recruiting YOU"
they need to start a degree course in how to find your parcels |
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"did you get the parcel tho?only by sheer look if i hadnt moved something they had hidden it under i wouldnt have"
id be sending a seriously peed off email |
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