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Anyone else going McDonald's tomorrow?
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"Tomorrow they're giving free breakfast items out across the chain but only 1 item per person! Every McDonald's in the country is doing it!" Ooh I might go at 2am!  | |||
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"It's any item whether that be a coffee or a bagel or a mcmuffin etc " I might try something evil, I'll be hungry by then  | |||
"It's any item whether that be a coffee or a bagel or a mcmuffin etc " I'll still get a spoon, go all the way to the counter, panic at social interaction, and run off with a plastic spoon and maniacal grin... .. | |||
 I might need to take a trip in the morning | |||
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I have to go 15 miles for a McDonalds. | |||
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"I'm not a fan of mcdonalds but I do like their sausage egg mcmuffin,and their coffee." I like sausage.... | |||
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I have to go 15 miles for a McDonalds."I think that's a safe enough distance  | |||
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"Tomorrow they're giving free breakfast items out across the chain but only 1 item per person! Every McDonald's in the country is doing it!" 
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I have to go 15 miles for a McDonalds.
I think that's a safe enough distance "27 miles (54 mins) according to my maps app. No spoon for me | |||
"https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/489288" Bollox I forgot.. Got my hopes up for a bit | |||
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"I'm not a fan of mcdonalds but I do like their sausage egg mcmuffin,and their coffee. I like sausage.... "But have you ever been mcmuffed ? | |||
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"Really, people...think of the date tomorow!!! "April fools jokes are supposed to be played on April Fools Day though  | |||
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"I'm not a fan of mcdonalds but I do like their sausage egg mcmuffin,and their coffee. I like sausage....
But have you ever been mcmuffed ? "Aww no, I got all excited then, thought I was gonna get my first ever mcmuffing tonight!!  | |||
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"What date it's it tomorrow? "It's "Fancy a fuck day" | |||
"Are blow jobs on the breakfast menu?" not sure how a free breakfast relates to a blow job! | |||
"Are blow jobs on the breakfast menu? not sure how a free breakfast relates to a blow job!"Because he's hoping they'll be free and available too | |||
"Are blow jobs on the breakfast menu?" No McBJing, only McMuffing. | |||
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"Are blow jobs on the breakfast menu? No McBJing, only McMuffing. "I'd go for a McMuffing | |||
"What date it's it tomorrow? "My thoughts exactly | |||
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"Www.mcdonalds.com/free-breakfast-dowan-asif.html" As if | |||
"Www.mcdonalds.com/free-breakfast-dowan-asif.html" Is "asif" the real clue here? | |||
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"I give up. You'll kick yourselves tomorrow when someone says, "I just had breakfast for free"." You're pranking us early aren't you ? | |||
"I give up. You'll kick yourselves tomorrow when someone says, "I just had breakfast for free"." A "snack" possibly, breakfast NO | |||
"Premature eprankulation, poor fella " | |||
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"I would sooner gouge my own eyeballs out with a rusty left handed screwdriver and shove shove a trombone up my arse than go to McDonald's for breakfast. I hope that clears that one up "Rusty trombone? | |||
"oh hang on isn't it the 1st of april tomorrow "Literally about to say that!! G x | |||
"oh hang on isn't it the 1st of april tomorrow
Literally about to say that!!
G x"No! | |||
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"We'll be there handing out prospectii for the semi-detached house conversions. " Can you quote for my new Sandbanks villa that completed yesterday. x | |||
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"We are in McDonald's now asked the manager who laughed and asked who told us that . So can't be every McDonald's in the country " try googling april fool jokes xx | |||
"Have you got a semi?" Permanently semi occasionally | |||
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"I just called in on the way home and they said the offer doesn't start 'til 6am "Just a bagel mmmm yeah it's from 6 | |||
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"Do they deliver "For breakfast? No just sausage bacon n egg | |||
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"Is this April fools or for real ?" DOH! | |||
"Is this April fools or for real ? DOH! "Cheers Marge | |||
"Is this April fools or for real ?" I assumed that from the moment I opened the thread | |||
"Bet I get a spoon" Have to say that made me laugh | |||
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