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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In a similar way to QI here are a few random facts not many people know. Please feel free to enlighten us with your own obscure facts.
Hedgehogs don't fit in pockets.
You can't take your butties to work in a pencil case.
Blue lego tastes best
Cricket isn't a sport
Jesus was a shoddy carpenter
Gravity is a myth created by BA to increase air travel!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Norway is made from 43% sedimentary rock and 57% porridge
It's cheaper to change your name to match your car registration than to buy a private plate.
The world hoopla champion threw a polo from 67,000 feet and successfully landed it on a toothpick.
Bees shave their eyes daily before the nectar run.
The French change 250 words in their language daily to make it harder for foreigners to learn the lingo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toddlers brains are so advanced that they actually translate every known language into their own unfathomable language, unfortunately the word no, is understood as "throw yourself on the floor, and avoid my attempts to stop you at all costs, or I'll eat you"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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IS is not real threat. They are in fact the middle eastern equivalent of the scouts. The idea they may pose even the smallest a of threats was thought up by Rupert Murdoch during a BJ from Jerry Hall as an attempt to scare everyone enough to subscribe to pay per view news! |
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"The word kangeroo means "I don't know"
The word koala means "no water"
Mwah
Actually that's not technically correct. Kangaroo is what a Scottish person says when locked in a public toilet.
Apparently.
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SS officer Otto Skorzeny, who was one of Hitler's trusted 'go-to' thugs for commando raids, subsequently ended up working as a hot man for the Mossad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny
How's that for weird? |
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"SS officer Otto Skorzeny, who was one of Hitler's trusted 'go-to' thugs for commando raids, subsequently ended up working as a hot man for the Mossad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny
How's that for weird?"
If Hitler thought he was hot it'd explain why he became disillusioned |
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"SS officer Otto Skorzeny, who was one of Hitler's trusted 'go-to' thugs for commando raids, subsequently ended up working as a hot man for the Mossad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny
How's that for weird?
If Hitler thought he was hot it'd explain why he became disillusioned "
Skorzeny was 6'4" with a massive scar on the left side of his face.
Not pretty. |
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"SS officer Otto Skorzeny, who was one of Hitler's trusted 'go-to' thugs for commando raids, subsequently ended up working as a hot man for the Mossad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny
How's that for weird?"
After WW2; the Zionist separatists (terrorists or freedom fighters, depending on your view) employed hundreds of former WaffenSS soldiers and officers to fight against the British.
The agreement ( brokered by the US) was that they would not subsequently be prosecuted for any war crimes, if they took part in the fight against the British mandate in Palestine |
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"Remington introduced the QWERTY keyboard
The QWERTY keyboard was invented by a dyslexic. "
Think it was invented by a mathematician to work out which letters were used most/least etc on the OLD type typewriters, where the letter/punch use to colide with another in very early typewriters, hence the QWERTY came around.
Not 100% sure, but think I heard/read it somewhere. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sunny Delight is 14% sea water
Yeah but the rest is sugar
And it glows in the dark"
So does Brian Cox pubic hair on Mars, it's why the BBC loves him!!! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"There are no roads in the city of london.
Yea, well the average speed for any vehicle in centre of London has barely increased in like 100 years."
That's because there aren't any roads |
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"There are no roads in the city of london.
Yea, well the average speed for any vehicle in centre of London has barely increased in like 100 years.
That's because there aren't any roads"
Of course/I'm assuming there is, I'm there will be roads that are now pedestrianised etc. (similar to Buchanan/sauchiehall st, Glasgow.) |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"There are no roads in the city of london.
Yea, well the average speed for any vehicle in centre of London has barely increased in like 100 years.
That's because there aren't any roads
Of course/I'm assuming there is, I'm there will be roads that are now pedestrianised etc. (similar to Buchanan/sauchiehall st, Glasgow.)"
There are only two industries in the city, banking and sandwich making |
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"There are no roads in the city of london.
Yea, well the average speed for any vehicle in centre of London has barely increased in like 100 years.
That's because there aren't any roads
Of course/I'm assuming there is, I'm there will be roads that are now
pedestrianised etc. (similar to Buchanan/sauchiehall st, Glasgow.)
There are only two industries in the city, banking and sandwich making"
Like most cities then.
I'm from Paisley and that's like full of bookies, poundlands etc. What an absolute DUMP of a town Paisley now is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A tadpoles magazine rack is considered as a engineering masterpiece.
Adults Learning to drive will now have to install soft rubber bumpers to their cars. It's been introduced to gently nudge them along when needed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you soft boil a regular sized condom for a couple of hours you will be able to fit it over a phone box.
You can fit a Volvo V50 inside an XL :D
Any bloke who complains a condom is too tight needs to think again lol |
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"up and down the city road
in and out the eagle
that's the way the money goes
pop goes the weasel"
You can actually make a weasel go 'POP' simply by shoving large handfuls of banknotes up it's arse while holding it's nose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you soft boil a regular sized condom for a couple of hours you will be able to fit it over a phone box.
You can fit a Volvo V50 inside an XL :D
Any bloke who complains a condom is too tight needs to think again lol"
Used to transport a quad bike in a Volvo 245 estate! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Bull semen is of a similar calorific value to a big Mac and fries... Although slightly less salt in the semen.
My Dr's receptionist hasn't a pen or pencil or any fingers to type with...hence why I can't get an appointment .. 
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