Apparently, according to, Alan. Carr. Dermot. O'Leary. is back as the, X. Factor. presenter. Because of his "bulge" page 3 of the, Daily. Star. today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a thing, not a dam thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently, according to, Alan. Carr. Dermot. O'Leary. is back as the, X. Factor. presenter. Because of his "bulge" page 3 of the, Daily. Star. today."

Can't say I've ever noticed his *bulge* before.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My arse and my oral skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fabbers. what are you renowned for?"

Blow job skills

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Being a fruit in a wig

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sparkling wit and my emojees oh and my charm

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
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My Own Little World

"My sparkling wit and my emojees oh and my charm

Well 1 out of 3 ain't bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My sparkling wit and my emojees oh and my charm

Well 1 out of 3 ain't bad

"
sparkling wit ??

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Absolutely nothing but that's how I like it, under promise and over deliver is my moto

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

Widnes

My double entendres, I am always sticking them in places where people least expect them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Making normal sentences sound dirty

Was that one of them?!

Very possible ;P depends how dirty your mind is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently, according to, Alan. Carr. Dermot. O'Leary. is back as the, X. Factor. presenter. Because of his "bulge" page 3 of the, Daily. Star. today."

Just P.R stunts, If they could work out a way to work in the steel crisis or terrorism into the story they would

And as being renowned for something its probably for going under most peoples radar in real life and on here,

I blend in very easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm renowned for being louder than everyone else. I can't help it. I'm deaf. It all sounds normal to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For falling over ? Tripping over , falling down stairs the list is endless x

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Apparently, according to, Alan. Carr. Dermot. O'Leary. is back as the, X. Factor. presenter. Because of his "bulge" page 3 of the, Daily. Star. today.

Can't say I've ever noticed his *bulge* before.

He's really rather short. I daresay the 'bulge' is of a normal size.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently, according to, Alan. Carr. Dermot. O'Leary. is back as the, X. Factor. presenter. Because of his "bulge" page 3 of the, Daily. Star. today.

Can't say I've ever noticed his *bulge* before.

He's really rather short. I daresay the 'bulge' is of a normal size. "

Just checked and he is just over 5'7"

Being smaller in height does give the impression you are bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently, according to, Alan. Carr. Dermot. O'Leary. is back as the, X. Factor. presenter. Because of his "bulge" page 3 of the, Daily. Star. today.

Can't say I've ever noticed his *bulge* before.

He's really rather short. I daresay the 'bulge' is of a normal size.

Just checked and he is just over 5'7"

Being smaller in height does give the impression you are bigger

I hate being 6ft 7", its such a burden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my curly hair on and off fab - nips on fab hahah

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