Choose one - a must - and give a dilemma to the next poster. Fab, sexual or anything.
Running late for a meet after your 2 no shows. Speed 20mph or more on the deserted road at 1am or phone to make another excuse and watch porn in your car?
Penguin.
Choose either -
Eat 30 slugs, as the restaurant ran out of snails
Or
Have a live TV crew come to your home in 2 minutes with viewers directing where they look and go inside of it.
