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"I'd like to rant about the knobbers who send me friend requests without speaking to me at all. Pretty minor but I got it off my chest x" An early arrival....... Rant most definitely approved. Ticks box. | |||
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Someone moved all my left handed socks into the right handed sock draw and visa versa its going to take seconds to sort out  | |||
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"I have noting to rant about " Give it time...... | |||
"Just having a bad day and someone I thought would understand didn't. Day got worse! " If your day is already bad, that's worth a rant. Ticks box. Hope your day improves.... | |||
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"f..ked shoulder still keeping me out of gym "Anything that keeps me away from my classes grinds my gears. Rant approved Ticks box. | |||
"Hello OP I believe I owe you a rant well here goes I hope that you are ready
Someone moved all my left handed socks into the right handed sock draw and visa versa its going to take seconds to sort out "You don't owe me anything. That's the most gentle of rants.... Such a sweet thing, I can't deny you anything. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"This 'clock changing' malarkey gets on my fucking tits. Fucks up your internal clock, fucks up the heating, even some of these so-called radio clocks don't change quick enough. Why can't it be left alone? Change your watch, car clocks, fucking nightmare. " I feel your pain Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"Hello OP I believe I owe you a rant well here goes I hope that you are ready
Someone moved all my left handed socks into the right handed sock draw and visa versa its going to take seconds to sort out
You don't owe me anything.
That's the most gentle of rants....
Such a sweet thing, I can't deny you anything. Rant approved.
Ticks box."Yeahhhhhhhhhh I'm officially a ranter | |||
"I think I just accidentally did one :o https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/447292#last" NICE AND SHOUTY. Like a good rant should be. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"I can't sleep! I've got a toothache that I just paid to fix - well that clearly didn't work did it! I can't stop thinking about work as well - urgh I want to turn my brain off!" Dentists, devils spawn.
Rant approved.
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"Why is it still so bloody cold?!?!" Because the sun's not up yet. | |||
"Hello OP I believe I owe you a rant well here goes I hope that you are ready
Someone moved all my left handed socks into the right handed sock draw and visa versa its going to take seconds to sort out
You don't owe me anything.
That's the most gentle of rants....
Such a sweet thing, I can't deny you anything. Rant approved.
Ticks box.
Yeahhhhhhhhhh I'm officially a ranter "You're officially lots of things.  | |||
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"Drama queens and people who think because youve exchanged a couple of messages you owe them something. "Drama Queens full stop. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"Sorry op but I can't find anything to rant about other than having to spend £60 on a new bloody tyre as my spare had gone flat because it had gone rotten !!!! So I also need another new tyre because if a tyre is not used it goes rotten . Who new this !!!! Anyway rant over op pkease can I have a tick it would make my day xxxxxx "This is a tough one First you can't find anything to rant about . Then you have a rant. Make your bloody mind up! 
I'm making my own call.
*ponders.
**rubs chin.....
***considers.......
Rant approved
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"People who give a fuck when it ain't there turn to give a fuck. " Is this a queueing related rant? | |||
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"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out. Let the ranting begin. "I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet. Consequently I have gone over a week without sex. So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting. *Taps foot  | |||
"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out. Let the ranting begin.
I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.
Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.
So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.
*Taps foot "Pretty sure you could have one within the hour if you wanted | |||
Which ironically pisses me off | |||
"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out. Let the ranting begin.
I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.
Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.
So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.
*Taps foot "Be there in 4 hours wait there  | |||
"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out. Let the ranting begin.
I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.
Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.
So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.
*Taps foot
Pretty sure you could have one within the hour if you wanted"Nope. It's the holidays and I am surrounded by small people! | |||
"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out. Let the ranting begin.
I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.
Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.
So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.
*Taps foot
Pretty sure you could have one within the hour if you wanted
Nope. It's the holidays and I am surrounded by small people!"Ah kids you wouldn't want to live without them but don't half put a dampener on your sex life | |||
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"Sorry op but I can't find anything to rant about other than having to spend £60 on a new bloody tyre as my spare had gone flat because it had gone rotten !!!! So I also need another new tyre because if a tyre is not used it goes rotten . Who new this !!!! Anyway rant over op pkease can I have a tick it would make my day xxxxxx
This is a tough one
First you can't find anything to rant about .
Then you have a rant.
Make your bloody mind up!
I'm making my own call.
*ponders.
**rubs chin.....
***considers.......
Rant approved
Ticks box. "yippee | |||
"I wouldn't usually rant. Not my style. But why is it when I take more than a few minutes to reply to a message some blokes feel the need to be rude. If I behaved like that is be accused of being to needy!! Rant over. And thank you. Feel so much better :0) " This but with couples. Two couples have blown me off because I didn't reply quickly enough?! | |||
"Can we rant about the people who's house we viewed and when we decided it wasn't worth what they were asking three weeks later they report to the police that we stole from them whilst viewing their house coincidently the same day they reduced the asking price " Of course you can. Tossers. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out. Let the ranting begin.
I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.
Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.
So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.
*Taps foot "There's an official hump day?
Why didn't I get that memo?
Not that it would have made a difference, single male profile using the invisible font.....
Rant approved.
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"I wouldn't usually rant. Not my style. But why is it when I take more than a few minutes to reply to a message some blokes feel the need to be rude. If I behaved like that is be accused of being to needy!! Rant over. And thank you. Feel so much better :0) This but with couples. Two couples have blown me off because I didn't reply quickly enough?! "And the 'we see you've been online all day' couples... Yeah. It's been on on the Internet on my phone. Chill.  | |||
"I wouldn't usually rant. Not my style. But why is it when I take more than a few minutes to reply to a message some blokes feel the need to be rude. If I behaved like that is be accused of being to needy!! Rant over. And thank you. Feel so much better :0) " As Shag would say; they need patience. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"Sorry op but I can't find anything to rant about other than having to spend £60 on a new bloody tyre as my spare had gone flat because it had gone rotten !!!! So I also need another new tyre because if a tyre is not used it goes rotten . Who new this !!!! Anyway rant over op pkease can I have a tick it would make my day xxxxxx
This is a tough one
First you can't find anything to rant about .
Then you have a rant.
Make your bloody mind up!
I'm making my own call.
*ponders.
**rubs chin.....
***considers.......
Rant approved
Ticks box. yippee "You're easily pleased. | |||
"I wouldn't usually rant. Not my style. But why is it when I take more than a few minutes to reply to a message some blokes feel the need to be rude. If I behaved like that is be accused of being to needy!! Rant over. And thank you. Feel so much better :0) This but with couples. Two couples have blown me off because I didn't reply quickly enough?! "What I just said..... | |||
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The sun is shining and it's my birthday. Happy girl here. | |||
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"No rants or complaints for me today...so shoot me!
The sun is shining and it's my birthday. Happy girl here. "Happy happy birthday | |||
"I'd like to rant about the knobbers who send me friend requests without speaking to me at all. Pretty minor but I got it off my chest x An early arrival....... Rant most definitely approved. Ticks box." Definatly annoying when people don't message you first .. I've messaged a couple and said we only befriend people we've chatted too and we are happy to chat .... Then nothing ... What's the point ? Unless it's just to perve over your friends only pics !!! Xx | |||
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"I dont have the energy to rant .. lost my voice" pssttt... you do realise you type on a forum dont you? | |||
"I dont have the energy to rant .. lost my voice pssttt... you do realise you type on a forum dont you? "Hahahahahaha you beat me to it | |||
"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side??????" lol mine does that.. i 'pop' t half way through and turn it around | |||
"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side?????? lol mine does that.. i 'pop' t half way through and turn it around " Just noticed beead lol.... Yea I have to do that but when I'm mid way through jezza I can't be arsed lol | |||
"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side?????? lol mine does that.. i 'pop' t half way through and turn it around Just noticed beead lol.... Yea I have to do that but when I'm mid way through jezza I can't be arsed lol" lol i was dismantling my bed while that was on.. did i miss any eye candy on that show today? lmao | |||
"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side?????? lol mine does that.. i 'pop' t half way through and turn it around Just noticed beead lol.... Yea I have to do that but when I'm mid way through jezza I can't be arsed lol lol i was dismantling my bed while that was on.. did i miss any eye candy on that show today? lmao " Was at the gym this morn so sky+ | |||
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"Im VERY disappointed with you OP! I adore your quirky status updates that I see when I look at my local feed, always make me chuckle, BUT today its down right boring! stamps feet in a ranty way, if that's ok with you "I'm so chuffed someone notices my status updates, you just made my day.
Sorry my current one dissapoints, I'll update it for you shortly. | |||
"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!! OP does that count?" Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry. | |||
"Getting so fed up now with ppl been so rude not replying to messages and more importantly not metting last min... Look st the site your on stop wasting ppl time.... There r way to many fakes on here get a life... We r looking to meet genuine ladies for some fun Emma xxx" Rnat proavedp Tciks oxb. | |||
"Fake cheek kissing ! Pretentious beyond belief ! It is the female equivalent of a man going to shake your hand then at the last second bringing his thumb up to his nose . We are not in France and you ain't a movie star on the red carpet . If you want me to kiss the cheeks on your face .....you're kissing the cheeks of my arse first ! "High 5, 5 down low. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"Why do I have to work with a bunch of idiots??!! And don't get me started on this subject either" Because you choose to? | |||
"If like to rant about the lack of sleep I had ..... But I'm too tired "Come here and snuggle up.... | |||
"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key' who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one.. my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me.. "Everyone (except you) knows this. | |||
"Why do I have to work with a bunch of idiots??!! And don't get me started on this subject either Because you choose to? "Trust me I'm trying to change that new job or sniper rifle either will do | |||
"Stand back. I have a rant. I can't tell you what the rant is as it's TMI and that adds to the rant. Believe me though it's been the cause of my first utterance of the new fangled phrase FML. FML! Rant not nearly over " Too many TLA's for me to assess your rant accurately Didn't you get the "no more TLA's" memo? | |||
"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side??????" That's a question, not a rant. I'm no expert, but I reckon your toasters fucked. | |||
"For once I have nothing to rant about today. Bear with, I will no doubt get back to you shortly as in London today so someone will start to grip my shit! " Waiting patiently..... | |||
"Why do I have to work with a bunch of idiots??!! And don't get me started on this subject either Because you choose to?
Trust me I'm trying to change that new job or sniper rifle either will do " | |||
"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side?????? That's a question, not a rant. I'm no expert, but I reckon your toasters fucked. "Lucky toaster lol | |||
"Im VERY disappointed with you OP! I adore your quirky status updates that I see when I look at my local feed, always make me chuckle, BUT today its down right boring! stamps feet in a ranty way, if that's ok with you
I'm so chuffed someone notices my status updates, you just made my day.
Sorry my current one dissapoints, I'll update it for you shortly. "Thank you but I didn't get a tick  | |||
"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!! OP does that count? Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry. "Okay, well then I'd like to rant about the OP's rules, what a crock of shite....
Does that count...... | |||
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Mrs cmy feeling sulky | |||
"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake Mrs cmy feeling sulky " | |||
"Im VERY disappointed with you OP! I adore your quirky status updates that I see when I look at my local feed, always make me chuckle, BUT today its down right boring! stamps feet in a ranty way, if that's ok with you
I'm so chuffed someone notices my status updates, you just made my day.
Sorry my current one dissapoints, I'll update it for you shortly.
Thank you but I didn't get a tick "That's easily fixed, especially as I was the cause of your rant.
Rant approved.
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"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!! OP does that count? Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry.
Okay, well then I'd like to rant about the OP's rules, what a crock of shite....
Does that count......"That's the risk you take with self appointed thread monitors.
Some of them are a bit cunty.
Rant approved.
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"I'm a bit annoyed that I get asked most days to meet someone at their hotel as they are 'in the area on business'. But it's too sunny to go off on one "Nowt to see here, move along.... | |||
"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake Mrs cmy feeling sulky "He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do..... | |||
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"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake Mrs cmy feeling sulky
He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do.....". Ooh markoh, said cake exists, mr duck confirmed by trying to withdraw non sharing, and share said cake, all a little to late as I had by then been forced to start my own cake thread, cake2 hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir | |||
"Im VERY disappointed with you OP! I adore your quirky status updates that I see when I look at my local feed, always make me chuckle, BUT today its down right boring! stamps feet in a ranty way, if that's ok with you "How's my current update? Better? | |||
"Update to the rant seen the police and found out I'm married to Mary poppins woman accused the Mrs claims she got five bottles of alcohol, a circular saw and a TV in one handbag police think she's a nutjob but had to at least ask " "think" | |||
"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake Mrs cmy feeling sulky
He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do...... Ooh markoh, said cake exists, mr duck confirmed by trying to withdraw non sharing, and share said cake, all a little to late as I had by then been forced to start my own cake thread, cake2 hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir "As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake; Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"Im VERY disappointed with you OP! I adore your quirky status updates that I see when I look at my local feed, always make me chuckle, BUT today its down right boring! stamps feet in a ranty way, if that's ok with you
I'm so chuffed someone notices my status updates, you just made my day.
Sorry my current one dissapoints, I'll update it for you shortly.
Thank you but I didn't get a tick
That's easily fixed, especially as I was the cause of your rant.
Rant approved.
Ticks box. "Yay! lol | |||
"Im VERY disappointed with you OP! I adore your quirky status updates that I see when I look at my local feed, always make me chuckle, BUT today its down right boring! stamps feet in a ranty way, if that's ok with you
How's my current update? Better? "LOL I love it!!!! Fnaaaaaah | |||
"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake Mrs cmy feeling sulky
He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do...... Ooh markoh, said cake exists, mr duck confirmed by trying to withdraw non sharing, and share said cake, all a little to late as I had by then been forced to start my own cake thread, cake2 hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir
As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;
Rant approved.
Ticks box.". Yay Thankyou, | |||
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"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake Mrs cmy feeling sulky
He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do...... Ooh markoh, said cake exists, mr duck confirmed by trying to withdraw non sharing, and share said cake, all a little to late as I had by then been forced to start my own cake thread, cake2 hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir
As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;
Rant approved.
Ticks box.. Yay Thankyou, ". Forgot to say that cake is waiting for you mr markoh in the the cake2 thread, any cake of your choice, may I please just say that this is in no way payment for any approved rant that I may have had | |||
"People who think cause I spoke to a couple I'm now into females (nothing wrong in that just not the case with me). Men who get bitter and nasty on here when I don't reply or don't reply how they'd like me to. People who say "this" after another comment. Just gets on my tits. Sorry "Tricky one....... Specially as I've been known to add "this" to threads.
However, it's your rant, so...
Rant approved.
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"Well it would appear that myself and Number One Chap have changed our Thursday default places; he is uncharacteristically zen and I am a teeny tiny seething ball of fury! I came into work nice and early yesterday after a rare day off to find (in a Goldilocks kinda way) that somebody had been using my office. Not a drama I hear you rightly mumble and ordinarily, I agree. However, they had readjusted my chair to fit their height, likewise my computer monitor. They had cleared all my filing trays, desk paraphernalia and paperwork and stuck it a disorganised heap on top of my filing cabinets. The phone, printer and laptop docking station had been disconnected and they had managed to rip out (yes rip and therefore irreparably snap) eight of the hideous vertical blinds from my window. Had they attempted to return any of my office kit back to normal? Had they diddly. Had they made any effort to repair the blinds? Of course not, they left them hanging in a sad faded tangle half on the window ledge, mainly tumbling to the floor. Had they even left a little note saying "sorry I have created office Armageddon and am too useless to repair it"? No, the arrogant cock womble just left it. I spent the first ten minutes of the day balanced atop my desk in my stockinged feet unbending paper clips, poking them through the blinds to re fit them to the running eyes and the following ten returning my office to how I like it. I know who it was. Revenge is a dish best served cold. So my rant is thoughtless, arrogant cock wombles from head office. " I think you know what I'm going to say...... Rant approved. Ticks box. Cracking rant!!!! | |||
"People who think cause I spoke to a couple I'm now into females (nothing wrong in that just not the case with me). Men who get bitter and nasty on here when I don't reply or don't reply how they'd like me to. People who say "this" after another comment. Just gets on my tits. Sorry
Tricky one.......
Specially as I've been known to add "this" to threads.
However, it's your rant, so...
Rant approved.
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"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake Mrs cmy feeling sulky
He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do...... Ooh markoh, said cake exists, mr duck confirmed by trying to withdraw non sharing, and share said cake, all a little to late as I had by then been forced to start my own cake thread, cake2 hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir
As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;
Rant approved.
Ticks box.. Yay Thankyou, . Forgot to say that cake is waiting for you mr markoh in the the cake2 thread, any cake of your choice, may I please just say that this is in no way payment for any approved rant that I may have had "I'm not wholly above bribery... | |||
"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake Mrs cmy feeling sulky
He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do...... Ooh markoh, said cake exists, mr duck confirmed by trying to withdraw non sharing, and share said cake, all a little to late as I had by then been forced to start my own cake thread, cake2 hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir
As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;
Rant approved.
Ticks box.. Yay Thankyou, . Forgot to say that cake is waiting for you mr markoh in the the cake2 thread, any cake of your choice, may I please just say that this is in no way payment for any approved rant that I may have had
I'm not wholly above bribery... ". Well just being careful not to start a riot, but the cake2 thread is hotting up, so far knitter, chilli, longlegs, Sarah and myself are having cake, no spoons or forks, sticky fingers and showers, together, you may want to pop for a look | |||
"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake Mrs cmy feeling sulky
He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do...... Ooh markoh, said cake exists, mr duck confirmed by trying to withdraw non sharing, and share said cake, all a little to late as I had by then been forced to start my own cake thread, cake2 hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir
As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;
Rant approved.
Ticks box.. Yay Thankyou, . Forgot to say that cake is waiting for you mr markoh in the the cake2 thread, any cake of your choice, may I please just say that this is in no way payment for any approved rant that I may have had
I'm not wholly above bribery... . Well just being careful not to start a riot, but the cake2 thread is hotting up, so far knitter, chilli, longlegs, Sarah and myself are having cake, no spoons or forks, sticky fingers and showers, together, you may want to pop for a look "I'll be there, can't stay for long, lots of work to do here | |||
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"Donald Trump and his nonsense about abortion. Back in the fucking sea!" Soooooooooo approved. Ticks box. | |||
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"No rants or complaints for me today...so shoot me!
The sun is shining and it's my birthday. Happy girl here.
Happy happy birthday "Thank you x *spreads some of my happiness on the rest of you moaning buggars* | |||
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"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!! OP does that count? Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry.
Okay, well then I'd like to rant about the OP's rules, what a crock of shite....
Does that count......
That's the risk you take with self appointed thread monitors.
Some of them are a bit cunty.
Rant approved.
Ticks box."Thanks cunty chops, mwah | |||
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"My rant is I've played squash for years now free of charge through situations that others in my group of squash buddies have created now at the club I go to most ,a new woman (Hitler she has been named and not by me ) has started making us pay sacre bleu, sport should be free it should be government funded to encourage our lazy internet and phone addicted kids to exercise "Good point but you're hardly a kid so stop being so tight and get it paid for | |||
"I had a proper rant first thing this morning. But I decided not to inflict it on anyone else, emailed myself with it and went back to sleep. Catharsis achieved. "Do you fancy a job? | |||
"Worked through my dinner to get the job done, Then cut my thumb and finger right at the ends and now they have ground in oil/dirt and I cant clean them properly "That's not a rant, that's an avoidable accident silly. | |||
"Emotional fucking blackmail. Thats it ive had enough! " I never said a word.
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"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!! OP does that count? Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry.
Okay, well then I'd like to rant about the OP's rules, what a crock of shite....
Does that count......
That's the risk you take with self appointed thread monitors.
Some of them are a bit cunty.
Rant approved.
Ticks box.
Thanks cunty chops, mwah "Cheeky.....
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"I want a meet but feel like I have a fucking coldsore coming. Stamps feet. Mrs " Come back and rant if you get one. There's no line of credit here madam. | |||
"My rant is I've played squash for years now free of charge through situations that others in my group of squash buddies have created now at the club I go to most ,a new woman (Hitler she has been named and not by me ) has started making us pay sacre bleu, sport should be free it should be government funded to encourage our lazy internet and phone addicted kids to exercise "Fair point. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"My rant is aimed at everyone and everything today. Everyone is a cunt and everything is fucked up!!" There there. Have a cup of tea.
Rant approved.
Ticks box. | |||
"MY FUCKING LOVEHONEY ORDER ISNT HERE AND IM FRUSTRATED!!! That didn't make me feel better at all. Roll on tomorrow" What's happening tomorrow? | |||
"People who give a fuck when it ain't there turn to give a fuck. Is this a queueing related rant? " No it's when certain people jump in with an opinion, usually of faux offence, when stepping away from the keyboard/touchpad would have been a better option | |||
"MY FUCKING LOVEHONEY ORDER ISNT HERE AND IM FRUSTRATED!!! That didn't make me feel better at all. Roll on tomorrow What's happening tomorrow?" My order gets delivered | |||
"Donald Trump and his nonsense about abortion. Back in the fucking sea!" that man is satans spawn | |||
"Emotional fucking blackmail. Thats it ive had enough! I never said a word.
"My ick drama alarms in overdrive | |||
Got those going through your head now. | |||
"People who give a fuck when it ain't there turn to give a fuck. Is this a queueing related rant? No it's when certain people jump in with an opinion, usually of faux offence, when stepping away from the keyboard/touchpad would have been a better option" I know one of them. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"MY FUCKING LOVEHONEY ORDER ISNT HERE AND IM FRUSTRATED!!! That didn't make me feel better at all. Roll on tomorrow What's happening tomorrow? My order gets delivered "Happy time..... | |||
"Emotional fucking blackmail. Thats it ive had enough! I never said a word.
My ick drama alarms in overdrive "Take a chill pill...... | |||
"Sorry no rants today been pretty much tip top. Even strutting around Morrison's with my trolley and Billy Jean coming through the tannoy. Though it all went a bit wrong when Bee Gees Saturday night fever came on and strutting went into overdrive. Hence no shopping for four mins, just strutting and feeling good.
Got those going through your head now. "I can tell by the way you walk you're a ladies man...... | |||
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"Sorry no rants today been pretty much tip top. Even strutting around Morrison's with my trolley and Billy Jean coming through the tannoy. Though it all went a bit wrong when Bee Gees Saturday night fever came on and strutting went into overdrive. Hence no shopping for four mins, just strutting and feeling good.
Got those going through your head now. "Hahaha I did that once in morrisons, even dos the moonwalk down the veg Isle | |||
"Today I spent 2 hours in hairdressers after work, only to get soaked on the way back to the car... "Knowing what that's likely to have cost; Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
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"I have noting to rant about Give it time...... "Still nothing I'm not a ranter, life is good | |||
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"Sorry no rants today been pretty much tip top. Even strutting around Morrison's with my trolley and Billy Jean coming through the tannoy. Though it all went a bit wrong when Bee Gees Saturday night fever came on and strutting went into overdrive. Hence no shopping for four mins, just strutting and feeling good.
Got those going through your head now. "Can I go shopping with you? You sound like fun | |||
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"Can I have a last minute mini rant, well it's actually more of an observation! Why is it that instead of telling you what they actually think, some prefer to make snidey remarks...." They get kicks from it, All part of their childish mentality | |||
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"It appears from recent threads that flirting has been reduced from amusing repartee to typing a name followed by a few kisses."
Lib
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"It appears from recent threads that flirting has been reduced from amusing repartee to typing a name followed by a few kisses." Repartee? Oh, be still, my beating sesquipedalian heart! 
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"It appears from recent threads that flirting has been reduced from amusing repartee to typing a name followed by a few kisses." Lib xxx plus one of these
Hang on, I don't do kisses | |||
"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key' who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one.. my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..
Everyone (except you) knows this. "I did not know this | |||
(and then fuck off again). | |||
"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key' who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one.. my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..
Everyone (except you) knows this.
I did not know this "I did | |||
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"I don't know about ranting, but BT and their customer "help line" can fuck the fuck off! (and then fuck off again)."They can Fuck off after they've fixed the broadband though | |||
"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key' who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one.. my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..
Everyone (except you) knows this.
I did not know this
I did "OP Kinky is showing off | |||
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"my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..
Everyone (except you) knows this.
I did not know this
I did
OP Kinky is showing off"Ooops | |||
"my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..
Everyone (except you) knows this.
I did not know this
I did
OP Kinky is showing off
Ooops "Ahhh it's okay I still lurve you from yesterday | |||
"OP Kinky is showing off Ooops
Ahhh it's okay I still lurve you from yesterday "Oh that's ok then | |||
"Just men "All men?
You're not having that.
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"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH What a fuckity bollocky bastardy twatting cuntychopping shitehawking wankish bloody day/week/month! That is all [AND BREATHES] " Well said.
Rant approved.
Ticks box. | |||
"Why is it people can't keep their nose out of other people's business?!!!! Getting abuse over a veri left on my profile. FFS!!!!!!!!! OK rant over " Yep. Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
"Can I have a last minute mini rant, well it's actually more of an observation! Why is it that instead of telling you what they actually think, some prefer to make snidey remarks...." Yes you can.
And
Rant approved.
Ticks box. | |||
"Had a brilliant day and a spiffing sunset walk with pooch So sorry nothing to rant about "You're genuinely out hero. Both of you..... | |||
"It appears from recent threads that flirting has been reduced from amusing repartee to typing a name followed by a few kisses." I've gone further down than your post yet. But I'm willing to bet some wag has typed Lib and added some kisses. | |||
"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key' who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one.. my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..
Everyone (except you) knows this.
I did not know this "Every days a school day. | |||
"I don't know about ranting, but BT and their customer "help line" can fuck the fuck off! (and then fuck off again)."Been there. Rant most heartily approved. Ticks box with a flourish.... | |||
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"Sorry no rants today been pretty much tip top. Even strutting around Morrison's with my trolley and Billy Jean coming through the tannoy. Though it all went a bit wrong when Bee Gees Saturday night fever came on and strutting went into overdrive. Hence no shopping for four mins, just strutting and feeling good.
Got those going through your head now.
Can I go shopping with you? You sound like fun "Quite happily. However rules for shopping with me. 1. Follow the list and add what you like along the way. 2. No browsing and dithering. Buy it or don't. 3. Be prepared for things to be launched from distance into the trolley. 4. Be prepared to strut. | |||
