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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.  "
I think it's better than mine. Wish I'd thought of a couple of phrases you've used.
Cunt.
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"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me. "
"Alternatively sitting in a suburban coffee shop having wild, whispered and wholly inappropriate conversation" roll on Saturday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones"
Totally agree, best to stick to facts and not waffle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones"
Markoh suggested one, cunt
Sorry couldn't resist it! |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones
Markoh suggested one, cunt
Sorry couldn't resist it!"
If it's so good he should use it himself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones
Markoh suggested one, cunt
Sorry couldn't resist it!"
Noooooooo, I meant he was a cunt for having a better profile than me, not that he IS a Cunt.
Although now you mention it..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones
Markoh suggested one, cunt
Sorry couldn't resist it!
Noooooooo, I meant he was a cunt for having a better profile than me, not that he IS a Cunt.
Although now you mention it..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really like your profile. Shame there's no more pics of you. Although your back one looks delicious
Mrs  "
He's not listening, he's on another thread eating sweets...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a good 'un fella - a couple of public pics would be the icing on the cake.
It's made me realise that I need a revamp and update to mine soon 
And I don't think you're a cunt. Maybe a fanny. Not a cunt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never waffle. I do pontificate
So what you are saying is that you might consider consuming Waffles in Pontefract "
Or pontefract cakes on waffles.... |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"I really like your profile. Shame there's no more pics of you. Although your back one looks delicious
Mrs
He's not listening, he's on another thread eating sweets... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really like your profile. Shame there's no more pics of you. Although your back one looks delicious
Mrs
He's not listening, he's on another thread eating sweets...
Cunt "
Sorry, should have tipped you off there was interest. Bro code an' all that...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really like your profile. Shame there's no more pics of you. Although your back one looks delicious
Mrs
He's not listening, he's on another thread eating sweets...
Cunt "
We think it's certainly one of the best profiles we have seen , so well done |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I love your profile but tbh I can't remember what it was like before! It reads really well. Your sense of humour shines through. I think you'd be great company and its a shame we couldn't meet up a couple of weeks ago.
Perhaps you can put some more pics on so I can perve on them until next time
Don't encourage him ffs.  "
Ooopsy sorry, I wasn't thinking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.
Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me "
Is it something to do with bottoms?
No, hold on, weddings?
No no no, it's a film title?
I'm right aren't I? |
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"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.
Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me
Is it something to do with bottoms?
No, hold on, weddings?
No no no, it's a film title?
I'm right aren't I? "
Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.
Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me
Is it something to do with bottoms?
No, hold on, weddings?
No no no, it's a film title?
I'm right aren't I?
Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it "
Really? I've "never" seen the ad or heard the jingle.
Well, when I say "never"..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.
Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me
Is it something to do with bottoms?
No, hold on, weddings?
No no no, it's a film title?
I'm right aren't I?
Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it "
Ooh, and you're not ancient.
Phew.
#closecall |
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"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.
Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me
Is it something to do with bottoms?
No, hold on, weddings?
No no no, it's a film title?
I'm right aren't I?
Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it
Ooh, and you're not ancient.
Phew.
#closecall"
Just squeezed in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.
Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me
Is it something to do with bottoms?
No, hold on, weddings?
No no no, it's a film title?
I'm right aren't I?
Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it
Ooh, and you're not ancient.
Phew.
#closecall
Just squeezed in there "
It was a good save, I should be the England goalkeeper.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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@_olgate.
I think you should make your avatar pic public
Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@_olgate.
I think you should make your avatar pic public
Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?
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I'm going to copy and paste it into my profile, without the word "desperately" of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@_olgate.
I think you should make your avatar pic public
Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?
I'm going to copy and paste it into my profile, without the word "desperately" of course. "
Hahaha, go on I dare you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"@_olgate.
I think you should make your avatar pic public
Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?
I'm going to copy and paste it into my profile, without the word "desperately" of course.
Hahaha, go on I dare you "
Nah, that would be cuntish. |
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"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me. "
I pruned my profile right back too, but it still attracts the bees to my nectar |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.
I pruned my profile right back too, but it still attracts the bees to my nectar "
Stop stalking me. You know I have platinum membership |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.
I pruned my profile right back too, but it still attracts the bees to my nectar
Stop stalking me. You know I have platinum membership "
But no mini mars bars...... |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"@_olgate.
I think you should make your avatar pic public
Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?
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Noted and amended
Now where are those charity lemon bonbons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"@_olgate.
I think you should make your avatar pic public
Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?
Noted and amended
Now where are those charity lemon bonbons?"
Ooo .My favourite, lemon bonbons, you sharing? |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"@_olgate.
I think you should make your avatar pic public
Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?
Noted and amended
Now where are those charity lemon bonbons?
Ooo .My favourite, lemon bonbons, you sharing? "
with you? Always
Should be able to fab my av now too |
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There's a strange lack of any reference to Star Wars. You're either part of the Rebel Alliance or not so put up or shut up and if you can't stand the heat of the empire kictchen then don't go in it and stay in the drawing room, is what I say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@_olgate.
I think you should make your avatar pic public
Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?
Noted and amended
Now where are those charity lemon bonbons?
Ooo .My favourite, lemon bonbons, you sharing? with you? Always
Should be able to fab my av now too"
Done. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"If I want advice from you Steve!
Flounces off indignantly
No one flounces quite like you... "
Not now that Soxy is on a sabbatical, perhaps Rachael could step up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I want advice from you Steve!
Flounces off indignantly
No one flounces quite like you...
Not now that Soxy is on a sabbatical, perhaps Rachael could step up "
Where is Soxy? Not unlos  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"@_olgate.
I think you should make your avatar pic public
Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?
Noted and amended
Now where are those charity lemon bonbons?"
Stop the press!
Someone has acted on my suggestion |
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