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By *andB6969Couple
over a year ago
Well worth a visit, East Coast, Norfolk |
"Have you or "your friends pals" ever needed to go to A&E because of sex mishaps?
If so. Would you share stories?
Let's have a laugh  "
B had an allergic reaction to an anal lube once but it was her lips that were swollen and throat almost closed! Couldn't work out why  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I once met a lovely young man who was somewhat over-endowed, and I ended up with a bruised cervix. After he left I was in so much pain I went to A&E. When I got there the woman on reception was someone I'd worked with in a previous job. FML. |
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"Have you or "your friends pals" ever needed to go to A&E because of sex mishaps?
If so. Would you share stories?
Let's have a laugh
B had an allergic reaction to an anal lube once but it was her lips that were swollen and throat almost closed! Couldn't work out why "
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"I once met a lovely young man who was somewhat over-endowed, and I ended up with a bruised cervix. After he left I was in so much pain I went to A&E. When I got there the woman on reception was someone I'd worked with in a previous job. FML."
That's what I dread. I use to work at the hospital. If I never need to go here . I'm going to die
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked in A&E for a few years, oh the stories 
My fave one didn't happen to me personally, but i remember an old consultant telling us about the time he removed one of them digital clocks they used to have on car gear sticks from a man's rectum |
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A freind of mine is an A&E doctor;
She tells me It's a very regular occurrence to remove things from people's arses;
Amazing how many people seem to slip over and "accidentally" sit on bottles, brooms, fruit.....
And blokes who seem to have accidents with vacuum cleaners.... |
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"A freind of mine is an A&E doctor;
She tells me It's a very regular occurrence to remove things from people's arses;
Amazing how many people seem to slip over and "accidentally" sit on bottles, brooms, fruit.....
And blokes who seem to have accidents with vacuum cleaners...."
Vacuum cleaner had us in stitches
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
yes.... got caught by a stray boot whilst giving oral by some good friends who decided to come across the pennies on a whim....
i only noticed when blood started leaking on the floor.... lol they were mortified...
anyway after they left (hand to finish off what we started.... can't leave a job half finished!!!) took myself to A&E.....
5 stitches in the top of my head...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worked in a and e and had a few incidents.
Tell more "
removing unusual items lost up anal and vaginal orifaces, one being a tyre pressure guage. as mentioned excuses like i fell over. and nipple clamps that jammed up. One funny one being a child who ran a wind up toy car over his dad's head. His hair got caught in the mechanism and was pulling on his hair. it was wound tight round and was in pain. He wore a wooley hat over it to save embarrasment |
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I may of had to attend minor injuries unit beginning of this month with broken ribs at least two but didnt xray me to see just how many but had to have a full check over to make sure my lungs werent puntured just about better now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love this thread!
Let's just say I currently work in A&E and the things I've seen haha.
I wish I could share them with you haha.
I've sent several people to my fellow surgical registrar with a foreign body!
The X-Ray's have been txt book. One was an absolute peach! |
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"I love this thread!
Let's just say I currently work in A&E and the things I've seen haha.
I wish I could share them with you haha.
I've sent several people to my fellow surgical registrar with a foreign body!
The X-Ray's have been txt book. One was an absolute peach! "
What was it? A Sky remote? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sprained my ankle somehow doing doggy style. Just remember getting my foot caught up in the duvet, tried to multitask and free it without stopping. Next thing I couldn't walk on it. Gf at the time had to drive me to A&E coz she was convinced I'd broken something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn't go A & E but saw my doc on an emergency appointment cus i had severe pain and bruising after being fisted. The bruise was enormous. Doc examined me and said given time i would be ok but not to try fisting ever again ... i am happy to stick to that rule as he scared me with what damage can be done during fisting ! |
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