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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can you solve this riddle without using Google?

What is in the middle of nowhere?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *exy gusherCouple over a year ago

saltburn

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"H"

You Googled that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You Googled that."

No, I'm The Riddler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are entering a building. You can turn left or right. One direction leads to certain death. On the left is a guard. On the right is a guard. One always lies. One always tells the truth. What question do you ask?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You are entering a building. You can turn left or right. One direction leads to certain death. On the left is a guard. On the right is a guard. One always lies. One always tells the truth. What question do you ask?"

Which direction would the other guard tell me to go if I want to live?

Then go the other way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space, I'm the beginning of every end and the end of every place.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space, I'm the beginning of every end and the end of every place. "
e

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space, I'm the beginning of every end and the end of every place. "

E x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I asked the _other_ guard, which door would he indicate

leads to Paradise?" Take the door opposite to what's indicated!

Regardless of whom you ask, they'll point to the wrong door.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space, I'm the beginning of every end and the end of every place. "

Either I'm the doctor or kinky butler

BOOM!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a swinger by any chance ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's is there, 2 times in a week, once a year, but never in a month?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

What is the sound of a one handed clap?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????"
the sea

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By *iptopcoolMan over a year ago

mid

"What's is there, 2 times in a week, once a year, but never in a month?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????the sea"

Nope!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What's is there, 2 times in a week, once a year, but never in a month?"
e

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's is there, 2 times in a week, once a year, but never in a month?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bear walks south for one kilometre, then it walks west for one kilometre, then it walks north for one kilometre and ends up at the same point from which it started. What colour was the bear?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gonna have to get my Batman comics out now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????"

A blue waffle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're the bus driver, 3 people get on then another 9, 5 people get off and another 6 get on. What's the bus drivers name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A bear walks south for one kilometre, then it walks west for one kilometre, then it walks north for one kilometre and ends up at the same point from which it started. What colour was the bear?

Sarah

White, North Pole. Thankyou thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????

A blue waffle?"

Nope!!! This is a really hard one I bet no one at all will get this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space, I'm the beginning of every end and the end of every place. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bear walks south for one kilometre, then it walks west for one kilometre, then it walks north for one kilometre and ends up at the same point from which it started. What colour was the bear?

Sarah

White, North Pole. Thankyou thankyou."

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what's green and smells of pork?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're the bus driver, 3 people get on then another 9, 5 people get off and another 6 get on. What's the bus drivers name?"

I'm the bus driver duh!! It's my name!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"You're the bus driver, 3 people get on then another 9, 5 people get off and another 6 get on. What's the bus drivers name?"
karen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bear walks south for one kilometre, then it walks west for one kilometre, then it walks north for one kilometre and ends up at the same point from which it started. What colour was the bear?

Sarah

White - obviously!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's green and hard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????"

A depressed Incredible Hulk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're the bus driver, 3 people get on then another 9, 5 people get off and another 6 get on. What's the bus drivers name?"

Well, I'm in Wales, and as I'm the bus driver that means my name must be Dave...

(It's a proven rule in Wales...!)

I'm also confused...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????

A depressed Incredible Hulk?"

Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision.

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Ask them if you're stood next to a building.

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By *lighty1Woman over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

"What's green and hard?

Kermit watching porn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's green and hard?

Kermit watching porn?

Close... It's a frog with a flick knife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's green and hard?

Kermit watching porn?

Close... It's a frog with a flick knife "

What's white and deadly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's green and hard?

Kermit watching porn?

Close... It's a frog with a flick knife

What's white and deadly?"

Sperm!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's green and hard?

Kermit watching porn?

Close... It's a frog with a flick knife

What's white and deadly?

Sperm!"

A fridge in a tree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's one I just read. There are two sisters, each gives birth to the other, who are they?

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Here's one I just read. There are two sisters, each gives birth to the other, who are they?"

Day and night

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????

A depressed Incredible Hulk?

Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision."

I'm still thinking about this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????

A depressed Incredible Hulk?

Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision.

I'm still thinking about this one."

Its a hard one this, think about something that you can smash rather than pick up or move!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????

A depressed Incredible Hulk?

Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision.

I'm still thinking about this one.

Its a hard one this, think about something that you can smash rather than pick up or move!"
it's not the earth is it? Maybe I'm being dumb lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????

A depressed Incredible Hulk?

Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision.

I'm still thinking about this one.

Its a hard one this, think about something that you can smash rather than pick up or move! it's not the earth is it? Maybe I'm being dumb lol"

No dude, it's something more personable to our everyday items than the whole of earth lol

Once someone gets the right answer loads of people will have that palm to face oooooh expression!

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

What's green and eats nuts ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dunno

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved.

What am I???????

A depressed Incredible Hulk?

Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision.

I'm still thinking about this one."

How have you not got it by now?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't think of anything green lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you confuse an idiot?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you confuse an idiot?"
I don't know, how do people get you confused?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

RIGHT LAST CLUE THEN I WILL LET THIS THREAD DIE OF DEATH.

Within the first hour of waking up you'll see it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you confuse an idiot? I don't know, how do people get you confused?

nice try - but the first part of your sentence was an unfortunate fail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you confuse an idiot? I don't know, how do people get you confused?

nice try - but the first part of your sentence was an unfortunate fail

"
Not really, not knowing doesn't equal being confused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you confuse an idiot? I don't know, how do people get you confused?

nice try - but the first part of your sentence was an unfortunate fail

Not really, not knowing doesn't equal being confused "

need a hand with that shovel?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"what's green and smells of pork?"
Kermit's cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You Googled that."

No....just blindingly obvious. I had it figured before I had finished reading your OP!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you confuse an idiot? I don't know, how do people get you confused?

nice try - but the first part of your sentence was an unfortunate fail

Not really, not knowing doesn't equal being confused

need a hand with that shovel?

"
Nah, you got fucking rekt son

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You Googled that.

No....just blindingly obvious. I had it figured before I had finished reading your OP!"

Got on then... the answer...

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By *mojeeCouple over a year ago

Dunfermline

Or even more weirdly why do people say they're in the middle of nowhere. Why do they think they're in the middle and not off to one side. Surely they're somewhere anyway

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