A thought for all

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who needs a woman when your operating system keeps going down on you ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting photos you have their sir

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who needs a woman when your operating system keeps going down on you ?"

Currently sitting repairing a broken laptop... won't even boot let alone go down! Haha

By *reenEyedWifeCouple over a year ago

Market Harborough

Get yourself a Mac AND a woman

By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

If car price performance had mirrored that of software, they'd be less than £100 new, do thousands of miles to the gallon and crash every other day

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

*pulls up a deckchair and lights a Cohiba*

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It is like the text I received

Orange regrets to inform you that it is not working,

However yours still is

Because your that ugly not even your network will go down on you