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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yesterday morning at 5 am I was woken by a gurgling in my stomach, still half asleep, I thought "if I lay still, this sick feeling will pass" wrong!
I ran for the bathroom where I basically exploded in a whirlwind of everything I had eaten in 24 hours from both ends, I've never felt anything like it in my life, and I've had good poisoning, I spent the day yesterday on the sofa, feeling sorry for myself, after packing my son off to his mothers, but today, I feel right as rain.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like the bug thats been doing the rounds down this way. My mate and lots of other people I know had it last week, lasts 24 hours and nasty both ends then right as rain the next day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've just picked something up and your body had just said no. It flushes itself and releases histamine in the process. "
The human body never ceases to amaze me |
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Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.
Perfect.
The next question is...
Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What did you eat?
Nothing unusual
right that narrows it down a bit, did you eat meat? Fruit? Vegetables? Cock? Flange? A partridge in a pear tree? "
Don't say that cheeky, I did eat some.flange on Sunday, please god don't say I'm allergic to flange, that's all I need  |
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"What did you eat?
Nothing unusual
right that narrows it down a bit, did you eat meat? Fruit? Vegetables? Cock? Flange? A partridge in a pear tree?
Don't say that cheeky, I did eat some.flange on Sunday, please god don't say I'm allergic to flange, that's all I need "
Well you may of had some bad bacteria in your gut and your body kicked into action and got rid of it....there is bacteria everywhere... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.
Perfect.
The next question is...
Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision?"
lmao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.
Perfect.
The next question is...
Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision?"
You know during the war, when a bomber git hit, and they had to drop their payload, as close to the Target as possible? And sometimes out if two targets they hit everything but those targets?, it was that |
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You've had food poisoning before, OP. It sounds similar tbh.
Food poisoning typically kicks in 4hrs after whatever nasty you've eaten hits your stomach.
If you didn't have anything different to eat, or ate well before that, I'd look for another explanation.
And if you still feel shit tomorrow, go see a doctor. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What did you eat?
Nothing unusual
right that narrows it down a bit, did you eat meat? Fruit? Vegetables? Cock? Flange? A partridge in a pear tree?
Don't say that cheeky, I did eat some.flange on Sunday, please god don't say I'm allergic to flange, that's all I need
Well you may of had some bad bacteria in your gut and your body kicked into action and got rid of it....there is bacteria everywhere..."
Are you saying my girlfriend has a dirty foof lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've had food poisoning before, OP. It sounds similar tbh.
Food poisoning typically kicks in 4hrs after whatever nasty you've eaten hits your stomach.
If you didn't have anything different to eat, or ate well before that, I'd look for another explanation.
And if you still feel shit tomorrow, go see a doctor. "
I feel fine now, that's what I don't get |
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"You've had food poisoning before, OP. It sounds similar tbh.
Food poisoning typically kicks in 4hrs after whatever nasty you've eaten hits your stomach.
If you didn't have anything different to eat, or ate well before that, I'd look for another explanation.
And if you still feel shit tomorrow, go see a doctor.
I feel fine now, that's what I don't get"
That's what these bugs are like. You want to die for 12 hours you go to sleep and wake up fine. You could have picked it up anywhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.
Perfect.
The next question is...
Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision?"
Made me lol honest. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Can you please give everyone a dose... it may stop some of the utter shite being spouted from the opposite end!
SHOTS FIRED."
Jeez, I spend a day off the forums and come back to find war has been declared.
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"Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.
Perfect.
The next question is...
Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision?
You know during the war, when a bomber git hit, and they had to drop their payload, as close to the Target as possible? And sometimes out if two targets they hit everything but those targets?, it was that "
I'm not laughing. Oh no I'm not.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can you please give everyone a dose... it may stop some of the utter shite being spouted from the opposite end!
SHOTS FIRED.
Jeez, I spend a day off the forums and come back to find war has been declared.
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Sometimes the diplomatic route breaks down and you have to carpet bomb the lot lol |
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