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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's your favourite line from a James Bond movie?
Mine is from Moonraker when he gets picked up at the airport and the sexy helicopter pilot says 'Welcome to Los Angeles' and Bond replies 'I like it already'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Missh Moneypenny...what a shweet pusshy you have!
Ok I just made that up...sounds great in my Sean Connery voice though...it was even worth the slap in the face I got after saying it to a lass in the boozer years ago!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Robbie Coltrane as Bond puts a pistol to the back of his head and cocks it;
"Walther PPK, I only know three people who use them and I've killed two of them.
Welcome to Moscow Mr Bond....."
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!" |
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""My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!""
I thought the point of Flemming's Bond is that he's an incurable misogynistic, d*unk parvenu - as witness by the 'shaken, not stirred' comment. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
""My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
I thought the point of Flemming's Bond is that he's an incurable misogynistic, d*unk parvenu - as witness by the 'shaken, not stirred' comment. "
Bond says it in Goldfinger. |
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""My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
I thought the point of Flemming's Bond is that he's an incurable misogynistic, d*unk parvenu - as witness by the 'shaken, not stirred' comment.
Bond says it in Goldfinger."
He does.
Not that I actually care about such things but...
Some connoisseurs believe that shaking gin is a faux pas, supposedly because the shaking "bruises" the gin (a term referring to a slight bitter taste that can allegedly occur when gin is shaken).
In Fleming's novel Casino Royale, it is stated that Bond "watched as the deep glass became frosted with the pale golden drink, slightly aerated by the bruising of the shaker," suggesting that Bond was requesting it shaken because of the vodka it contained.
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By (user no longer on site)
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""My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
I thought the point of Flemming's Bond is that he's an incurable misogynistic, d*unk parvenu - as witness by the 'shaken, not stirred' comment.
Bond says it in Goldfinger.
He does.
Not that I actually care about such things but...
Some connoisseurs believe that shaking gin is a faux pas, supposedly because the shaking "bruises" the gin (a term referring to a slight bitter taste that can allegedly occur when gin is shaken).
In Fleming's novel Casino Royale, it is stated that Bond "watched as the deep glass became frosted with the pale golden drink, slightly aerated by the bruising of the shaker," suggesting that Bond was requesting it shaken because of the vodka it contained.
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I didn't know there was gin in a vodka martini? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did he drink gin martini?.
I don't know I've just always had it in my subconscious that it was vodka!.
I wonder if he actually says it somewhere or does he just say martini  |
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""My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
I thought the point of Flemming's Bond is that he's an incurable misogynistic, d*unk parvenu - as witness by the 'shaken, not stirred' comment.
Bond says it in Goldfinger.
He does.
Not that I actually care about such things but...
Some connoisseurs believe that shaking gin is a faux pas, supposedly because the shaking "bruises" the gin (a term referring to a slight bitter taste that can allegedly occur when gin is shaken).
In Fleming's novel Casino Royale, it is stated that Bond "watched as the deep glass became frosted with the pale golden drink, slightly aerated by the bruising of the shaker," suggesting that Bond was requesting it shaken because of the vodka it contained.
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I didn't know there was gin in a vodka martini?"
OMG - there's pages and pages devoted to the drinking habits of James Bond lol
As I said, I though the point was that Bond isn't a gentleman - he's a thug - and there are clues that the sneering Flemming leaves in his books. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Did he drink gin martini?.
I don't know I've just always had it in my subconscious that it was vodka!.
I wonder if he actually says it somewhere or does he just say martini "
No, he drank vodka martinis.
I'm trying to work out the relevance of posting about gin too. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
""My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
I thought the point of Flemming's Bond is that he's an incurable misogynistic, d*unk parvenu - as witness by the 'shaken, not stirred' comment.
Bond says it in Goldfinger.
He does.
Not that I actually care about such things but...
Some connoisseurs believe that shaking gin is a faux pas, supposedly because the shaking "bruises" the gin (a term referring to a slight bitter taste that can allegedly occur when gin is shaken).
In Fleming's novel Casino Royale, it is stated that Bond "watched as the deep glass became frosted with the pale golden drink, slightly aerated by the bruising of the shaker," suggesting that Bond was requesting it shaken because of the vodka it contained.
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I didn't know there was gin in a vodka martini?
OMG - there's pages and pages devoted to the drinking habits of James Bond lol
As I said, I though the point was that Bond isn't a gentleman - he's a thug - and there are clues that the sneering Flemming leaves in his books. "
A thug, yes, but a chameleon to a certain extent. He had to be able to fit in and operate in a vast range of environments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
I thought the point of Flemming's Bond is that he's an incurable misogynistic, d*unk parvenu - as witness by the 'shaken, not stirred' comment.
Bond says it in Goldfinger.
He does.
Not that I actually care about such things but...
Some connoisseurs believe that shaking gin is a faux pas, supposedly because the shaking "bruises" the gin (a term referring to a slight bitter taste that can allegedly occur when gin is shaken).
In Fleming's novel Casino Royale, it is stated that Bond "watched as the deep glass became frosted with the pale golden drink, slightly aerated by the bruising of the shaker," suggesting that Bond was requesting it shaken because of the vodka it contained.
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I didn't know there was gin in a vodka martini?
OMG - there's pages and pages devoted to the drinking habits of James Bond lol
As I said, I though the point was that Bond isn't a gentleman - he's a thug - and there are clues that the sneering Flemming leaves in his books. "
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There's pages and pages on bonds drinking habits lol..
No wonder the world is fucked up!.
Aren't all hired killers thugs at heart!.
Most people can't even get through a 40 hour week at the co-op without having a drink!.
I think if your out killing and shagging and blowing up cars all week you must be well beyond martinis  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Actually that the Bond in the books is a thug is the reason I like Daniel Craig playing that role. He seems to take it back to how the books intended Bond to be; a thoroughly unpleasant and ruthless man, willing to do whatever was necessary to get the job done. |
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Here's a good one:
"Bond's drinking habits run throughout the series of books.
During the course of On Her Majesty's Secret Service alone, Bond consumes forty-six drinks: Pouilly-Fuissé, Riquewihr and Marsala wines, most of a bottle of Algerian wine, some 1953 Château Mouton Rothschild claret, along with Taittinger and Krug champagnes and Babycham; for whiskies he consumes three bourbon and waters, half a pint of I.W. Harper bourbon, Jack Daniel's whiskey, two double bourbons on the rocks, two whisky and sodas, two neat scotches and one glass of neat whisky; vodka consumption totalled four vodka and tonics and three double vodka martinis; other spirits included two double brandies with ginger ale, a flask of Enzian Schnaps and a double gin: he also washed this down with four steins of German beer.
Bond's alcohol intake does not seem to affect his performance.
For his non-alcoholic drinks Bond eschews tea, calling it "mud" and blaming it for the downfall of the British Empire.
He instead prefers to drink coffee."
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Bond smokes like the proverbial, too:
"Bond is a heavy smoker, at one point smoking 70 cigarettes a day.
Bond has his cigarettes custom-made by Morland of Grosvenor Street, mixing Balkan and Turkish tobacco and having a higher nicotine content than normal; the cigarettes have three gold bands on the filter.
Bond carried his cigarettes in a wide gunmetal cigarette case which carried fifty; he also used a black oxidised Ronson lighter.
The cigarettes were the same as Fleming's, who had been buying his at Morland since the 1930s; the three gold bands on the filter were added during the war to mirror his naval Commander's rank.
On average, Bond smokes sixty cigarettes a day, although he cut back to around twenty five a day after his visit to a health farm in Thunderball." |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Coffee is the south American empire of the USA.
The British like their Asian empire of tea!.
This Brit doesn't like tea and does like coffee.
See what I mean?
He is *not* a gentleman! "
I never said he was though. As I said, he's a chameleon.
(PS: Sod off  ) |
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"What's your favourite line from a James Bond movie?
Mine is from Moonraker when he gets picked up at the airport and the sexy helicopter pilot says 'Welcome to Los Angeles' and Bond replies 'I like it already'."
Moonraker is the only Bond film I've seen and it was such shite I've never watched another. |
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"What's your favourite line from a James Bond movie?
Mine is from Moonraker when he gets picked up at the airport and the sexy helicopter pilot says 'Welcome to Los Angeles' and Bond replies 'I like it already'.
Moonraker is the only Bond film I've seen and it was such shite I've never watched another. "
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"What's your favourite line from a James Bond movie?
Mine is from Moonraker when he gets picked up at the airport and the sexy helicopter pilot says 'Welcome to Los Angeles' and Bond replies 'I like it already'.
Moonraker is the only Bond film I've seen and it was such shite I've never watched another. "
to be honest, it's not the best of the genre |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The two ways to kill an alligator line in Live and Let Die.
Although a misogynist, and homophobic (Goldfinger the book), in the book Casino Royale, as in the film, Bond falls in love with Vesper Lynd and would have quit the service for her. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Not sure of the film or the exact words but Bond gets water on him and the girl says 'Your suits all wet' to which Bond replies, 'but my martinis' still dry'. |
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Le Chiffre: “You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn’t causing you to perspire.”
Bond: “A little. But I won’t consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.”
~ Casino Royale |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's your favourite line from a James Bond movie?
Mine is from Moonraker when he gets picked up at the airport and the sexy helicopter pilot says 'Welcome to Los Angeles' and Bond replies 'I like it already'.
Moonraker is the only Bond film I've seen and it was such shite I've never watched another. "
There's a reason for that - Moonraker is the worst Bond film. Sadly it wastes a great villain in Hugo Drax.
It was written primarily to cash in on the 'space craze' started by Star Wars.
'Take care of Mr Bond. See that some harm comes to him...'
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"What's your favourite line from a James Bond movie?
Mine is from Moonraker when he gets picked up at the airport and the sexy helicopter pilot says 'Welcome to Los Angeles' and Bond replies 'I like it already'."
"Fills all holes and cracks" The name's Bond... Unibond  |
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Can't remember which film, but it's Roger Moore in a large bath being washed by a couple of girls. As one of them dips under the abdomen-deep water he tells her to be careful not to get soap in his eye...genius |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"The Pierce Brosnan era was the worst due mostly to the crap character played by Judi Dench."
More to do with crap scripts.
Xenia Onatopp: “You don’t need the gun, Commander.”
Bond: “Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Casino Royale
After Bond has survived a murder attempt.
"Martini"
"Shaken or stirred sir?"
"Does it look like I give a damn?""
That's one of my favs too X
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Le Chiffre: “You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn’t causing you to perspire.”
Bond: “A little. But I won’t consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.”
~ Casino Royale"
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"Not sure of the film or the exact words but Bond gets water on him and the girl says 'Your suits all wet' to which Bond replies, 'but my martinis' still dry'."
I believe that's 'Die Another Day' with Pierce Brosman and Halle Berry.
One I do recall was quite cheezey is in Moonraker after Bond (Roger Moore) had his fight in the water with an anoconda and Drax asks him why did he break it off all of sudden, to which Bond replies, 'I discovered he had a crush on me!" |
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Bond ( Moore) has just spent an "energetic" night with a young lady;
Someone says:
" Did you sleep well, Mr Bond?"
Bond;
" A bit restless, but I did get off eventually"
Bond ( to M)
" I can't imagine who would want to kill me..."
M:
" plenty of people, 007; angry husbands, restaurant owners , humiliated tailors ......." |
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