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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know the old "on his her head" jokes....
How many can we come up with?
I'll start with a couple:
What do you call a man with a crane on his head?........ Derick!
A woman with a slab of butter on her head? ....... Marge!
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"Edward Woodward
I'm too lazy to write it all up
I prefer "Why does actor Edward Woodward have 4 d's in his name?"
A: Otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar
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I love what John Gielgud said upon hearing the name Edward Woodward...
"Interesting name. It sounds like a fart in the bath."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An Indian standing on one leg?
Balan Singh.
Jeezuz H Christ in a chicken basket.
Someone with a surname Singh would likely be a Sikh, and Singh is actually an honorific meaning 'Lion'.
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Ok, what do you call a lion standing on one leg?
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"An Indian standing on one leg?
Balan Singh.
Jeezuz H Christ in a chicken basket.
Someone with a surname Singh would likely be a Sikh, and Singh is actually an honorific meaning 'Lion'.
Ok, what do you call a lion standing on one leg? "
I'll bite...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An Indian standing on one leg?
Balan Singh.
Jeezuz H Christ in a chicken basket.
Someone with a surname Singh would likely be a Sikh, and Singh is actually an honorific meaning 'Lion'.
Ok, what do you call a lion standing on one leg?
I'll bite...
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I've no idea.
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