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Have you farted yet Cheekychops?
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over a year ago
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"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts  "
Go for a walk - moving around might shift it. Whatever you do, don't do anal - as that'll just pump more air in. 
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"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts
Where is it at now? Is it gaining pressure?"
What do you mean gaining pressure? It's in my stomach and I don't dare push... |
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"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts
Go for a walk - moving around might shift it. Whatever you do, don't do anal - as that'll just pump more air in.
Sarah "
Yikes he might get a surprise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts
Where is it at now? Is it gaining pressure?
What do you mean gaining pressure? It's in my stomach and I don't dare push... "
Bigger bubble? Do a little salsa dance,try to move it down to your colon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About a week ago I was absolutely doubled up with painful stomach cramps ... They were so bad u thought I was dying... Turned out it was trapped wind and I am only just getting back to normal...
Wouldn't wish it on anyone  |
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"About a week ago I was absolutely doubled up with painful stomach cramps ... They were so bad u thought I was dying... Turned out it was trapped wind and I am only just getting back to normal...
Wouldn't wish it on anyone "
Ohh you poor bugger it's a killer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It feels like it's stuck in my womb now...I know it's not but I hope I ain't giving birth and I don't know it  milk and soda water mixed together does wonders...."
I've been drinking peppermint tea .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It feels like it's stuck in my womb now...I know it's not but I hope I ain't giving birth and I don't know it "
You're going to be mummy to a very smelly baby |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we get weather alerts like the ones for hurricane Katie,
Depending on which direction she is facing, We expect a strong gust of wind coming your way "
There's a thought...
Face North! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About a week ago I was absolutely doubled up with painful stomach cramps ... They were so bad u thought I was dying... Turned out it was trapped wind and I am only just getting back to normal...
Wouldn't wish it on anyone
Ohh you pooh bugger it's a killer "
Fixed it for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts "
Will go with a bang once it blows....wouldn't want to be standing downwind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is quite gross but strangely entertaining
It's a natural body process that we should be able to discuss in an adult fashion  "
I'm sorry I can't, I find fluffs too funny to me grown up about them...I'll accept being called immature or childish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is quite gross but strangely entertaining
It's a natural body process that we should be able to discuss in an adult fashion
I'm sorry I can't, I find fluffs too funny to me grown up about them...I'll accept being called immature or childish "
Even dog farts when you're eating your dinner? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is quite gross but strangely entertaining
It's a natural body process that we should be able to discuss in an adult fashion
I'm sorry I can't, I find fluffs too funny to me grown up about them...I'll accept being called immature or childish
Even dog farts when you're eating your dinner? "
 if it makes a funny noise...yes!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went for a brisk walk and the fucker still won't pop I might stick a dildo up my arse at this rate "
Just be sure to remove it before releasing wind, you could trigger ww3!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live 
It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh "
lol!! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live
It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh "
Could be a fanny fart?
Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live
It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh
Could be a fanny fart?
Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un "
Or change your status from "foam party Friday night" to
fart party tonight
Sorry Miss CC for laughing at your expense 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts "
Would it help if I pulled your finger?
Always made my grandad fart..... |
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"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live
It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh
Could be a fanny fart?
Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un
Or change your status from "foam party Friday night" to
fart party tonight
Sorry Miss CC for laughing at your expense
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Have a ganders lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live
It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh
Could be a fanny fart?
Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un
Or change your status from "foam party Friday night" to
fart party tonight
Sorry Miss CC for laughing at your expense
Have a ganders lol "
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"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live
It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh
Could be a fanny fart?
Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un
Or change your status from "foam party Friday night" to
fart party tonight
Sorry Miss CC for laughing at your expense
Have a ganders lol "
it'll be a brave man who gooses you |
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"Waiting patiently for updates lol
I think she may be in the toilet. It was in the birth canal a few minutes ago. It's probably crowning about now."
next we'll be told dilations .. 1cm .. Nothing.. 1cm .. Nothing.. 1 cm ..nothing .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if it's twins?
Possibly octuplets. We need more names.
Pugh, Pugh, barney Mcgrew, cuthhbert, dibble and grubb...and marine boy.. The wet one "
I hope it's not a wet one, she'll turn her drawers into a poultice...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Windy miller!!
Wasn't he from Trumpton?
I think so.
Apt.........
I didn't even twig that til now!! Pmsl.
You gotta be quick round these parts.... "
Is that parts or farts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Windy miller!!
Wasn't he from Trumpton?
I think so.
Apt.........
I didn't even twig that til now!! Pmsl.
You gotta be quick round these parts....
Is that parts or farts? "
Apparently it's a fart free zone.
At the moment........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Windy miller!!
Wasn't he from Trumpton?
I think so.
Apt.........
I didn't even twig that til now!! Pmsl.
You gotta be quick round these parts....
Is that parts or farts?
Apparently it's a fart free zone.
At the moment........ "
It's all quiet at the mo!! Calm before the storm!! |
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required "
It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required "
Beat me to it
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required
It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth "
Did it smell of multi-flavoured vodka shots |
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required
It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth
Did it smell of multi-flavoured vodka shots "
I think it had a smokey bacon smell to it |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required
It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth "
What did you call it? |
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required
It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth
What did you call it? "
About fucking time the cunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required
It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth
Did it smell of multi-flavoured vodka shots
I think it had a smokey bacon smell to it "
Nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required
It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth
What did you call it?
About fucking time the cunt "
I missed the birth, I was on another thread, I just got wind of the happy event.....
I hope mother and baby are doing ok. |
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required
It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth
Did it smell of multi-flavoured vodka shots
I think it had a smokey bacon smell to it "
danishhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...
Weight, size, and length of time details are now required
It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth
What did you call it? "
Based on miss cheekys profile, it's called Mr Almost Right..... |
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