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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave....
Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day "
Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dave....
Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day
Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!"
I can. I've seen it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave....
Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day
Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!
I can. I've seen it "
I know that's bullshit. Those pyjama bottoms have never passed his knees |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave....
Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day
Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!
I can. I've seen it
I know that's bullshit. Those pyjama bottoms have never passed his knees "
Sayin nuffink guv!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave....
Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day
Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!
I can. I've seen it
I know that's bullshit. Those pyjama bottoms have never passed his knees
Sayin nuffink guv!
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Oh my how you've changed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can. I've seen it
I know that's bullshit. Those pyjama bottoms have never passed his knees
Sayin nuffink guv!
Oh my how you've changed "
Ok ok, it's 10 inches, completely shaved, with a prince Albert. AND, you can play god save the queen on it if you blow hard enough!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave....
Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day
Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!
I can. I've seen it "
Only as I was pulling a mooney driving down the A2!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave....
Ryan said his knob is bigger than yours, I've told him it's OK because yours is shinier as you've been spitting and polishing it all day
Red you can't really compare his button mushroom to a knob!
I can. I've seen it
Only as I was pulling a mooney driving down the A2!!"
NOT a good look! I do hope you BSC'd prior to such childish behaviour 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Update is pending! 
Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!
I haven't ruined him enough actually  "
I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Update is pending!
Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!
I haven't ruined him enough actually
I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him "
Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Update is pending!
Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!
I haven't ruined him enough actually
I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him
Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick! "
It looks like the gang is back together.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one 
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!! "
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun "
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained! "
Ancient Welsh quote I assume? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!
Ancient Welsh quote I assume? "
You assume correct! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!
Ancient Welsh quote I assume?
You assume correct! "
Not just a pretty face me
Or is it not even...?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!
Ancient Welsh quote I assume?
You assume correct!
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...? "
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!
Ancient Welsh quote I assume?
You assume correct!
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!! "
Hahaha you dick. I hate you sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!
Ancient Welsh quote I assume?
You assume correct!
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
Hahaha you dick. I hate you sometimes "
I know that bloody feeling only too well!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!
Ancient Welsh quote I assume?
You assume correct!
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
Hahaha you dick. I hate you sometimes
I know that bloody feeling only too well! "
Annoying isn't he? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!
Ancient Welsh quote I assume?
You assume correct!
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!! "
hahahahaha you had her Dave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Update is pending!
Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!
I haven't ruined him enough actually
I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him
Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick!
It looks like the gang is back together. "
And as childish as ever Splits; come on in, the waters lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm the sensible one
Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha! Oh stop, my sides hurt!
Push that Welsh lummox off ya then!
I bloody won't, he's so fluffy!!!
Oh my days Tig. That's his brother Shaun
Nothing's lost that a brothers gained!
Ancient Welsh quote I assume?
You assume correct!
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave "
That was funny, for him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave
That was funny, for him "
He's such a twunt! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave
That was funny, for him
He's such a twunt! "
That's a polite way of putting it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave
That was funny, for him
He's such a twunt!
That's a polite way of putting it! "
Since when have you been polite !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Update is pending!
Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!
I haven't ruined him enough actually
I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him
Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick!
It looks like the gang is back together.
And as childish as ever Splits; come on in, the waters lovely "
That's only because Ryan has done a little tinkle in here again !!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Update is pending!
Can't believe you've ruined the poor old boy!
I haven't ruined him enough actually
I'll be very disappointed if you didn't pinch his pj bottoms. Assuming they didn't run to the laundry basket on their own, after you prised them off of him
Oi you, stop picking on my sidekick!
It looks like the gang is back together.
And as childish as ever Splits; come on in, the waters lovely
That's only because Ryan has done a little tinkle in here again !! "
That wasn't a tinkle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave
That was funny, for him
He's such a twunt!
That's a polite way of putting it!
Since when have you been polite !!! "
I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave
That was funny, for him
He's such a twunt!
That's a polite way of putting it!
Since when have you been polite !!!
I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!
*groan
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave
That was funny, for him
He's such a twunt!
That's a polite way of putting it!
Since when have you been polite !!!
I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!
*groan
"
There's that petulant look of his... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave
That was funny, for him
He's such a twunt!
That's a polite way of putting it!
Since when have you been polite !!!
I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!
*groan
L
There's that petulant look of his... "
Be nice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave
That was funny, for him
He's such a twunt!
That's a polite way of putting it!
Since when have you been polite !!!
I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!
*groan
L
There's that petulant look of his...
Be nice! "
You hardly deserve niceness after the thistle comment, ya ham fisted neanderthal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Not just a pretty face me :-
Or is it not even...?
Well if you just stopped licking piss of that thistle it might improve things!!
hahahahaha you had her Dave
That was funny, for him
He's such a twunt!
That's a polite way of putting it!
Since when have you been polite !!!
I believe me and red are singing from the same song sheet Mr D'Arcy! !!
*groan
L
There's that petulant look of his...
Be nice!
You hardly deserve niceness after the thistle comment, ya ham fisted neanderthal "
Yep, what she said
Oh... And fuck you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's been two days since you abused me last Dave.... I'm torn between feeling relieved and worried for your safety "
Well thank you for your concern !
But I've been on a ginger detox my doctor said they are bad for my health |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me
It's not the worms you need to worry about
The spaniel's ears??
Flapping when she runs "
Will she ever catch the car is the question ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet?
I love your insults. I know you only do it to make yourself feel better about that little piece of skin you call a penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet?
I love your insults. I know you only do it to make yourself feel better about that little piece of skin you call a penis "
Said with real meaning! Like it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me
It's not the worms you need to worry about
The spaniel's ears??
Flapping when she runs "
Bloody hell tease that was a bit strong  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me
It's not the worms you need to worry about
The spaniel's ears??
Flapping when she runs
Bloody hell tease that was a bit strong "
Ha ha she'd never say that to me. She loves me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me
It's not the worms you need to worry about
The spaniel's ears??
Flapping when she runs
Bloody hell tease that was a bit strong
Ha ha she'd never say that to me. She loves
me "
I'm sure there is a joke there somewhere!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet?
I love your insults. I know you only do it to make yourself feel better about that little piece of skin you call a penis "
Harsh but true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not with my puncture I won't.... Why haven't you fixed my bike yet?
I love your insults. I know you only do it to make yourself feel better about that little piece of skin you call a penis
Harsh but true. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's true. She loves me more than Ryan... True story
I'll reserve judgement on that until I see you both lez up "
Well. Send her down and we'll Skype you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's true. She loves me more than Ryan... True story
I'll reserve judgement on that until I see you both lez up
Well. Send her down and we'll Skype you "
I'm packing her bag as I type |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then "
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes "
Faaaaaack ooooorf! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf! "
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that "
No you don't actually |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually "
I'm waiting for an insult |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
No insult
I'm waiting for an insult "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually "
Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
I'm waiting for an insult "
He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
I'm waiting for an insult
He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers
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They'd be way too big for him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha you never fail to disappoint me
It's not the worms you need to worry about
The spaniel's ears??
Flapping when she runs
Bloody hell tease that was a bit strong
Ha ha she'd never say that to me. She loves me "
Very true my lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. "
you haven't heard me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
I'm waiting for an insult
He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers
They'd be way too big for him "
I doubt very much he'd be wearing them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. you haven't heard me "
I bloody have.
Best sign off as we are doubling up
Ryan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. you haven't heard me
I bloody have.
Best sign off as we are doubling up
Ryan"
Have you was I d*unk ha ha |
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
I'm waiting for an insult
He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers
They'd be way too big for him
I doubt very much he'd be wearing them
"
They won't fit his sheep either |
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. you haven't heard me
I bloody have.
Best sign off as we are doubling up
Ryan
Have you was I d*unk ha ha "
No idea. All I could make out was apples and stairs and ginger jack n Danny's |
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf!
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
Behave Dave. Stop creeping. I've heard her and she actually does. you haven't heard me
I bloody have.
Best sign off as we are doubling up
Ryan
Have you was I d*unk ha ha
No idea. All I could make out was apples and stairs and ginger jack n Danny's "
Haha I'm sending you a voice note tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
I'm waiting for an insult
He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers
They'd be way too big for him "
The only way I'd be getting into your knickers is if I was at the top of a burning building and I wanted to get to the bottom safely! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I do NOT live in Peckham
Not denying you speak like Bianca then
Anyone who has met me knows I don't speak like that you and your ginger/london stereotypes
Faaaaaack ooooorf
You've spoken to me!(long time ago mind, actually it's about time you phoned me dickhead) I don't speak like that
No you don't actually
I'm waiting for an insult
He only being nice cause he wants to get in your knickers
They'd be way too big for him
The only way I'd be getting into your knickers is if I was at the top of a burning building and I wanted to get to the bottom safely! "
Haha you'd be fortune to get in my best pair! The rest have holes in |
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"Dave, don't start with the accent insults boyo! It WILL get messy
Thanks for having my back sista "
He can't handle us both Red, he's running for the hills as we speak! |
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