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over a year ago
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Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover. |
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"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!
I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to."
feel for you! go for 'mood lighting'.. candle in the room youre going to play in, and put one of those crappy eco bulbs in the bathroom..you can hide a multitude of sins! |
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"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!
I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to.
feel for you! go for 'mood lighting'.. candle in the room youre going to play in, and put one of those crappy eco bulbs in the bathroom..you can hide a multitude of sins!"
I always go for fairy lights |
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"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover. "
Do you want a job as my cleaner  |
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"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover. "
Dudette are you a professional cleaner? I've put fabreeze on radiators before though |
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"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover. "
all that effort ..
hope the guys a two pumps n a squirt 
sorry OP |
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"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover.
Do you want a job as my cleaner "
If you lived closer I would, could pay me in fags! |
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"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover.
all that effort ..
hope the guys a two pumps n a squirt
sorry OP "
That's just good sense!
Obviously for meet purposes you'd have fresh bedding put on that day and a pan pipes cd in the stereo. |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
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"If they dont like the way i live tough. There only coming for a shag
I'm not going mad but it is a bit fluffy here. I've had a lot on my mind lately and some chores slipped a bit."
I'm feeling your pain! lol |
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"Start high, feather dust all around the top of your walls and down the corners of each room, wash all woodwork on doors if you have those white panel ones that everyone has, they gather dust. Wipe all skirting boards, polish all surfaces, shake and vac Lilly of the valley is lovely for your carpets, get fabric conditioner on some kitchen roll and wipe over your radiators cos the smell will spread when you have them on. Empty all bins, do all dishes,have decorative things displayed in 3's if you have products on show in your bathroom or on bedside tables have them going from big to small, polish all chrome with a rough dry rag and buff all mirrors and Hoover. "
I like the tip for radiators  x |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!
I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to.
Get a sub in... He'd love to clean for you xx "
Easier said than done! I've had several offer to do various household chores and when I've agreed they've backed off saying it's only a chat-up line...wtf! lol |
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"Oh crap, now I have to clean my house!
I knew there was a good reason, other than safety, not to."
Ffs leave the seat up. You women are a pain in the arse |
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"Who have you got coming round, Kim & Aggie?
Dont let it get that bad in the first place, then you only need to give it a light going-over.
How clean is your ho?"
Bro, my Ho is all a Glo, Yo. |
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"I do have to be on cat shit watch checking i havent missed them pooing just before a meet "
I had someone round last night,our cat started heaving just before he was due,thankfully she kept it down whatever it was |
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