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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago
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Just heard chirpy Adelle on the radio and come to the conclusion that , well , she's not happy . I can just imagine Morrissey and Dido in a bar listening to her songs and thinking " Oh for fucksake cheer up love ! It might never happen ! " So I'm gonna buy her a steak and kidney pie out of the chippy and see does that perk her up a bit . Anyone else got any suggestions on how we can cheer her up and stop her banging on about failed relationships ? |
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over a year ago
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"Just heard chirpy Adelle on the radio and come to the conclusion that , well , she's not happy . I can just imagine Morrissey and Dido in a bar listening to her songs and thinking " Oh for fucksake cheer up love ! It might never happen ! " So I'm gonna buy her a steak and kidney pie out of the chippy and see does that perk her up a bit . Anyone else got any suggestions on how we can cheer her up and stop her banging on about failed relationships ? "
Yeah show her how much money she has. |
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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I reckon shes happy as a pig in muck. Shes made loads of money so people obviously like her.
Failed relationship songs are half the songs in existence"
not disputing the talent or the cash .... But she could do a chirpy one every now and again . I still reckon a pie might help . |
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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago
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Or maybe if she did a musical solo on the spoons that would really get a good old knees up going . And I thought that lad out of the Streets was depressed when he sang " Dry your eyes mate " and hollered out that haunting line " I've got a propah sorry frahhhhhhhhhhhhnn " . A real tear jerker . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do people always whinge about music that's not happy? Are we always constantly happy as humans? No we are not so why not have music that can reflect all moods? Personally the music I listen to generally reflects the mood I am in. However I personally don't care for Adele as her music is not my cup of Tetleys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She certainly isn't the happiest multi millionaire out there is she ?
What she does , she does really well , hence her status . But I've never liked her music , nor her attitude .
Clearly has some issues which seem no nearer to being resolved now than they were when she took her last sabbatical . |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Just heard chirpy Adelle on the radio and come to the conclusion that , well , she's not happy . I can just imagine Morrissey and Dido in a bar listening to her songs and thinking " Oh for fucksake cheer up love ! It might never happen ! " So I'm gonna buy her a steak and kidney pie out of the chippy and see does that perk her up a bit . Anyone else got any suggestions on how we can cheer her up and stop her banging on about failed relationships ? "
I'd just ask her outright, fancy a shag!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I reckon shes happy as a pig in muck. Shes made loads of money so people obviously like her.
Failed relationship songs are half the songs in existence not disputing the talent or the cash .... But she could do a chirpy one every now and again . I still reckon a pie might help . "
Thats her genre you would ask slipknot to do a pop song would you? |
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The best music is not "happy"; it's sad, or dramatic or emotional.
Think of all the really crap music; it's all the "happy" stuff....
Agadoo, Birdie Song, Summer Holiday.... I can't go on without feeling sick.
Yuk.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of very well to do people I know are miserable fuckers (not all) and the problem is the worry of money.
They don't worry about bills, making ends meet, or can I afford a newer car. They worry about been ripped off, about partners wanting them only for money and now they've got everything what do they do now.
But Adelle is a very good singer just had some bad life experiences. No need to be sad all the time though. Life is to short. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just heard chirpy Adelle on the radio and come to the conclusion that , well , she's not happy . I can just imagine Morrissey and Dido in a bar listening to her songs and thinking " Oh for fucksake cheer up love ! It might never happen ! " So I'm gonna buy her a steak and kidney pie out of the chippy and see does that perk her up a bit . Anyone else got any suggestions on how we can cheer her up and stop her banging on about failed relationships ? "
Rather than cheering her up is it not possible to shut her up?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll go down on her, she'll be doing a cover of walking on sunshine within a week.
Lovely girl
Great music
And how many people have got over shit relationships while listening to her albums? Sometimes it helps to feel your not alone in misery  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just heard chirpy Adelle on the radio and come to the conclusion that , well , she's not happy . I can just imagine Morrissey and Dido in a bar listening to her songs and thinking " Oh for fucksake cheer up love ! It might never happen ! " So I'm gonna buy her a steak and kidney pie out of the chippy and see does that perk her up a bit . Anyone else got any suggestions on how we can cheer her up and stop her banging on about failed relationships ? "
Stick her in a room with Sam Smith for an hour. She's got nothing on that whiny twat and her next album may be titled 'I'm happy now'! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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she is playing out her upset, angst and dealing with her stuff that way.
considering the wallowing in self pity, faux outrage, angst because someone has sent a pissy message, lost mojos, people don't get enough attention or a shag that goes on in here, it's a tad ironic that people give her shit for it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually think she is one of the most grounded people there are..."
In fairness, her songs drive me mad. But she comes across really well in inter_iews and such like |
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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago
jersey |
Or , for her next video she could bounce around on a space hopper whilst eating jelly and custard . Now that's bound to turn that old frown upside down . It'll be like " It's a Knock out " in the 1970s .  |
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
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" A nice salad might be more appropriate. hmmm , could be , do you think a bowl full of the green stuff will turn her runaway train away from rampaging into misery arse valley ?  "
Ha, you may have a point lol |
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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago
jersey |
Well I think the only way poor old Adelle is going to drag her arse out of this quagmire of misery is to do a cover version of a successful pop star from years gone by ....George Formby . Now old George was a master of belting out chirpy hits with just enough hints of sauciness to make a nun blush . If Adelle did a cover of " When I'm cleaning windows " it would not only be a top banging tune in night clubs in Ibiza , but may at long last let the poor lass know the joy of the corners of her mouth going up......as well as down . Please fellow fabbers....let's make this song number 1 .  |
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"Just heard chirpy Adelle on the radio and come to the conclusion that , well , she's not happy . I can just imagine Morrissey and Dido in a bar listening to her songs and thinking " Oh for fucksake cheer up love ! It might never happen ! " So I'm gonna buy her a steak and kidney pie out of the chippy and see does that perk her up a bit . Anyone else got any suggestions on how we can cheer her up and stop her banging on about failed relationships ? "
I think her millions of pounds she earns from it goes a long way to cheering her up lol  |
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I think her millions of pounds she earns from it goes a long way to cheering her up lol "
Money doesn't make you happy;
But it's a lot better to be crying in the back of a Mercedes than on a bicycle . |
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By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago
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I agree with the above comments about cash as it always seems to revolve back to this. But she is living proof , money doesn't make this particular pop star happy . Maybe if she went to Alton towers that might cheer her up , or if someone bought her some comedy wind up chattering teeth ? |
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