i remember as a teen with my gf at the time, getting down and dirty on the sofa at my parents house, give her what for like the sex god that i am (stop laughing ladies, she always got a godo long 5 mins bumper bash lol) and then my brother walks in. frozen for the longest 2 secs, "get the fuck out". oh god i bloody hate that! tells us ya tales of bear bottom shagtastic embaressment lol x  |
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well last year i went on a fab meet and we pulled in this car park and things were happening and i have nothing on. (car was like a camper van with bed in back) anyway i was looking out bak window and someone knocked window and kept bangin i looked out and someone was there and he kept saying i know your having fun but need to close car park so can you move on. it was quite embarrassing but hot and sexy all the same. x |
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Early hours of the morning along the dock road in Liverpool with a lady friend. I was balls deep on the back seat of my brand new car. It seems the police were a little concerned that a new car would be abandoned in such a place.
The patrol car drew alongside my car and before i knew it may car was illuminated in torchlight. My arse going up and down must have looked a picture and not being the only moon on display.
I lifted my head to see what the feck was going on when the two coppers give me the thumbs up and drove off! PHEW.
Still makes me chuckle to this day and i often pass the spot on my travels and give a cheeky smile when thinking of my close shave LOL. |
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