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Carrying on from the other d*unk thread.
For me, you see a guy (its usually a guy unless its me) first you see a kebab bag with a hand attatched to it followed by an arm, then coming up in the rear is the body all wobbling while miraculously not dropping the kebab |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Carrying on from the other d*unk thread.
For me, you see a guy (its usually a guy unless its me) first you see a kebab bag with a hand attatched to it followed by an arm, then coming up in the rear is the body all wobbling while miraculously not dropping the kebab"
we need a night out together, lol  |
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"Carrying on from the other d*unk thread.
For me, you see a guy (its usually a guy unless its me) first you see a kebab bag with a hand attatched to it followed by an arm, then coming up in the rear is the body all wobbling while miraculously not dropping the kebab
we need a night out together, lol "
We most definetly do and imagine all those unsuspecting bums we can bite |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Carrying on from the other d*unk thread.
For me, you see a guy (its usually a guy unless its me) first you see a kebab bag with a hand attatched to it followed by an arm, then coming up in the rear is the body all wobbling while miraculously not dropping the kebab
we need a night out together, lol
We most definetly do and imagine all those unsuspecting bums we can bite"
NO!!! need to do the bum biting when sober...........   |
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we need a night out together, lol
DON'T DO IT!
Trust me!
You'll have a heart attack!
which one of us??? I'm scottish and tough remember lol"
Think polo may be refering to the fact that she had to scrape me up of the motorway because id fallen out the car lol |
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we need a night out together, lol
DON'T DO IT!
Trust me!
You'll have a heart attack!
which one of us??? I'm scottish and tough remember lol
She tried to go to sleep under my car!"
Havent had a drink since then lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
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we need a night out together, lol
DON'T DO IT!
Trust me!
You'll have a heart attack!
which one of us??? I'm scottish and tough remember lol
She tried to go to sleep under my car!
Havent had a drink since then lol"
think I may have slept in worse places |
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It's the only time in my life I have been in a state of blind panic thinking 'what the fuck do I do now'. Even after 5 minutes of considering options, the best I could come up with was cry and call out for "mummy" |
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"It's the only time in my life I have been in a state of blind panic thinking 'what the fuck do I do now'. Even after 5 minutes of considering options, the best I could come up with was cry and call out for "mummy""
Ive mellowed with old age  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It's the only time in my life I have been in a state of blind panic thinking 'what the fuck do I do now'. Even after 5 minutes of considering options, the best I could come up with was cry and call out for "mummy""
pmal polo, I have a really scarey image in my head now lol xxxxxx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"can i take all 3 of you out lol. dont worry you dont have to sleep under the car. my bed is warmer lol x"
piss off, that's our marital bed remember, we have to christen it first!!!! we'll all just have sex on the beach |
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"can i take all 3 of you out lol. dont worry you dont have to sleep under the car. my bed is warmer lol x
piss off, that's our marital bed remember, we have to christen it first!!!! we'll all just have sex on the beach"
lol ok deal lol x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol"
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!! |
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"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!"
Thats very true, but hopefully that will change |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!
Thats very true, but hopefully that will change"
hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx |
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over a year ago
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I think its when they look at you but they're not really focusing and they sort of lunge at you as if you'll be happy to have them slobbering all over you and as you move away they get closer and closer until you either run or say fuck off away from me
Or when they decide that you're the lucky person thats been chosen to listen about everything thats gone wrong in their life and how none of it was their fault while simultaniously hiccuping,slurring,burping,farting and throwing their drink over you |
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"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!
Thats very true, but hopefully that will change
hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx"
no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I think its when they look at you but they're not really focusing and they sort of lunge at you as if you'll be happy to have them slobbering all over you and as you move away they get closer and closer until you either run or say fuck off away from me
Or when they decide that you're the lucky person thats been chosen to listen about everything thats gone wrong in their life and how none of it was their fault while simultaniously hiccuping,slurring,burping,farting and throwing their drink over you "
I don't recall you doing that!! |
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"I think its when they look at you but they're not really focusing and they sort of lunge at you as if you'll be happy to have them slobbering all over you and as you move away they get closer and closer until you either run or say fuck off away from me
Or when they decide that you're the lucky person thats been chosen to listen about everything thats gone wrong in their life and how none of it was their fault while simultaniously hiccuping,slurring,burping,farting and throwing their drink over you
I don't recall you doing that!! "
thats cos you was pissed |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!
Thats very true, but hopefully that will change
hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx
no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore"
definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny???? |
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"I think its when they look at you but they're not really focusing and they sort of lunge at you as if you'll be happy to have them slobbering all over you and as you move away they get closer and closer until you either run or say fuck off away from me
Or when they decide that you're the lucky person thats been chosen to listen about everything thats gone wrong in their life and how none of it was their fault while simultaniously hiccuping,slurring,burping,farting and throwing their drink over you "
That sounds like my dentist... |
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"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!
Thats very true, but hopefully that will change
hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx
no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore
definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny???? "
Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!
Thats very true, but hopefully that will change
hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx
no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore
definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????
Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol"
I might just phone a friend first lol xxxx |
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"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!
Thats very true, but hopefully that will change
hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx
no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore
definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????
Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol
I might just phone a friend first lol xxxx"
ya phoned me ya silly arse lol x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!
Thats very true, but hopefully that will change
hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx
no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore
definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????
Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol
I might just phone a friend first lol xxxx
ya phoned me ya silly arse lol x"
not at the weekend I didn't and anyway it's your turn.... |
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"Talking of beds… I may have to go and have a lay down on mine… I am feeling the post traumatic stress coming back.
Good job you didnt know me in my younger days lol
well seeing you don't know me know!!!!!
Thats very true, but hopefully that will change
hoping so xx (did I speak to you on the phone last week) xx
no lol well i dont think so lol, i only know one scottish person on the phone and they sound like john barrymore
definitely wasn't me then, but who the feck did I speak to apart fae Granny????
Maybe you should start a thread and ask lol
I might just phone a friend first lol xxxx
ya phoned me ya silly arse lol x
not at the weekend I didn't and anyway it's your turn.... "
its my turn do what? i alredy did the dishes!! x |
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Ooo how to spot a d*unk, em staggering and slobbering, it can be fun trying to watch a person move forward
being sick on the pavement and then trying to walk away
sliding down walls
For guys underdoing their trousers and wiggling their cock shouting come on girls take a ride on this, when you know full well there is no way that cock will ever get from the tiny floppy stage its in
Guys shaking their bum (usually spotty) at you
Trying to chat women up when their eyes cant focus,
girls lifting their tops and getting
their tits out
People jumping in fountains
I love the d*unks that try and convince the police they arent - and they cant even speak, that is very very funny
or the ones that try and punch and miss by about a mile
obviously the sad ones who you see punching their girlfriends (but lets not talk about that, lets keep it happy)
Im a spoilsport I guess, Im not keen on d*unks, I like people who are fun and dont have to reach for a glass of wine or a pint of beer to do so |
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