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Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? |
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2 pensioners are enjoying oral sex together.
the old man says 'I can't stay down here for too long, it stinks!"
the old lady replies.. "sorry, its my arthritis."
the old man says "what, arthritis in your vagina??"
"no, you idiot!" replies the lady, "the arthritis is in my shoulder... I can't wipe my arse!!" |
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"Went to b and q for some ant powder and asked the assistant "is this any good for ants"? he read the bottle and said " is it fuck it will kill them "  "
I went to B&Q once, as I walked in the door one of the assistants approached and asked me if I wanted decking. So I got the first punch in.... |
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