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What kind of d*unk are you
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"i'm a chatty d*unk lol
plus i like to think i am beyonce or something on the dance floor - evidence of this is on youtue 
link please 
hahahaha nope!! just watched it again and it aint pretty!! "
You cant be mean spirited now you mentioned it you have to share it with us. If you put yours up i will put my youtube link up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy d*unk here. I usually just bugger off quietly as my brain tells me that if I say goodnight my mates will convince me to stay and I'll get even more trashed when I don't want to - so I just go home without saying a word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think there's only two types of d*unk.
Type 1 spends the whole night telling people "I've had a drink but I'm not d*unk" while staggering around with wee down their trousers and worrying people.
Type 2 constantly tells anyone within a ten foot radius "I'm so d*unk...oh GOD SORRY but I'm SO d*unk", giggling and forgetting the punchlines to jokes.
I think 9 times out of ten I'm a Type 2. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I think there's only two types of d*unk.
Type 1 spends the whole night telling people "I've had a drink but I'm not d*unk" while staggering around with wee down their trousers and worrying people.
Type 2 constantly tells anyone within a ten foot radius "I'm so d*unk...oh GOD SORRY but I'm SO d*unk", giggling and forgetting the punchlines to jokes.
I think 9 times out of ten I'm a Type 2."
you forgot type 3 which is 1 + 2...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a cute and fluffy d*unk. I giggle, talk even more than usual, do funny pouty things with my lips, flirt with absolutely everyone, giggle some more, become extremely suggestive, shake my ass lots and when I'm totally gone I float around pretending to be a butterfly..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a cute and fluffy d*unk. I giggle, talk even more than usual, do funny pouty things with my lips, flirt with absolutely everyone, giggle some more, become extremely suggestive, shake my ass lots and when I'm totally gone I float around pretending to be a butterfly..
Can I buy you a drink or 3...?  "
I thought you'd never ask.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weird how, contrary to every piece of evidence i've seen everyone seems to be so much fun on alcohol. I used to turn into a dangerous, loud, violent, twat when i drank. Must be just me then  i'd rather my money went up in smoke  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm I agree, the demons of drink dont seem to be apparent here, its all happy friendly flirty d*unks, though it has to be said that not everyone does turn nasty during drink, but quite a high percentage do, the high street in town on a Saturday night is not full of happy and fun people.
I dont drink at all, not because im a recovering alcoholic, but Im not interested in the taste particularly. However if I do drink then I do get louder in speech and giggly. I have never gone beyond that. I always get sick too, so end up in the loo throwing up which is not a good thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't get d*unk. I'm not teetotal, but rarely have more than a couple of beers or ciders.
Only had 1 pint since Christmas, and that was 2 weeks ago.
I know, I know, I'm a miserable old fart, but I don't give a fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weird how, contrary to every piece of evidence i've seen everyone seems to be so much fun on alcohol. I used to turn into a dangerous, loud, violent, twat when i drank. Must be just me then i'd rather my money went up in smoke "
Guess it must be sugar |
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I too must join the ranks of the happy, loves everyone, and horny d*unk.
I'm not sure where I get it from. My mum is an alcoholic, and a violent one at that. She's been known to start an argument with the parrot when there is no one else around.
My Dad can also turn nasty when he as a drink, so he's sensible and doesn't drink anymore.
But then it does depend what I'm drinking. If I'm a little down, I steer well clear of "kiddie" alcohol as I call it, WKD, Smirnoff Ice, that kind of thing. It just crashes my mood even more.
Bacardi makes me Domme, Vodka makes me forget things, as in, I had a 3sum after drinking a lot of vodka, I didn't remember it happening until someone showed me the link to it on xhamster!!! Which I'd insisted on putting it on!! |
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By *horacleCouple
over a year ago
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Last time I was d*unk I decided it would be a good idea to get my fire fans out...needless to say my fingers got burnt lol.....so yeah I guess im rather silly when d*unk.
Carl, when he is d*unk you cant get a word in edge ways...bless him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I either get happy, incredibly daring or chat shit at around 100 words a minute. Fortunately this list from first to last is in the order of how regularly each trait comes out..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I got d*unk at a social the other week, nornmally I ration my intake and I think a lot there remember what sort of a d*unk I am lol "
you were just a horny d*unk xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the world and slober over everyone. Jay just slobers over me."
a bloody difficult to get into a car d*unk you is
me i don't tend to do d*unk i don't like feeling out of control |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"It makes me chuckle when I see how proud some of the pissheads on here are of their drug addiction. "
so because the majority like a social drink and occasionally go overboard, we are all suddenly raging alcoholics??????
Sorry, but get a grip!!!!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"really wish I wasn't tee-total
......and this from the woman whoputs voddie on her cornflakes! "
well there was no milk left, and anyway wasn't my fault I was brought breakfast in bed!!! |
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