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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A couple went to a marriage councillor; the councillor asked what the problem was. The wife says “I don’t get any pleasure from sex because of my husband’s job”. The councillor says “what does your husband do for a living?” The woman says “He’s in the SAS. The councillor asked "is it rough and violent with crashes and banging?" No she said hes one of the guys trained to get in and out without anyone noticing”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if were on jokes!
our nieghbours dishwasher broke down so she called out the repairman.
she had to go out in a hurry so left him to it telling him not to worry about the bulldog as he wont bother you but whatever you do dont under no circumstances talk to our parrot,the man starts work wary that the most ugliest meanest looking bulldog is lying beside him watching him work,the parrot however drives him fucking nuts insulting him and swearing at him.
finally the guy snaps at the parrot"shut the fuck up you stupid twat"
to which the parrot replied"GET HIM SPIKE"  |
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