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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Is that a euphemism?  "
In this case, no.
My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.
Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.
That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that a euphemism?
In this case, no.
My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.
Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.
That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs!"
So over the next few days, your cats will be thumper dumpers |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Is that a euphemism?
In this case, no.
My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.
Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.
That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs!
So over the next few days, your cats will be thumper dumpers "
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
"Is that a euphemism?
In this case, no.
My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.
Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.
That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs!"
Was it, per chance, also in a tin with gravy? |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Is that a euphemism?
In this case, no.
My cats, the furry feline variety, just got rabbit, the fluffy variety with the ears and tail, for lunch.
Obviously the rabbit was cooked and no longer fluffy with ears and a tail.
That'll teach the fucker not to bring me any eggs!
Was it, per chance, also in a tin with gravy?"
No, not on this occasion, though they do have tinned, rabbit flavour food. This one came from a family friend who does pest control for local landowners.
The cats, being bloody awkward, prefer the tinned stuff, which probably has very little bunny in at all! |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.
I had to replace it:
Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !
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Yikes. You could have taken him to a restaurant for that |
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"My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.
I had to replace it:
Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !
Yikes. You could have taken him to a restaurant for that "
I know! Pity I didn't get to the rabbit before he ate it, or it would have been my Sunday lunch |
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"My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.
I had to replace it:
Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !
Poor floppy  "
Hope you don't say that to all the men you meet Cheeky....! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"My Terrier once ate next door's bunny.
I had to replace it:
Expensive tastes, that dog; it was some bloody pedigree rabbit; cost me £100 to get a new one !
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They are cheaper in Sainsburys and come with a cellophane gift wrap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Begging your pardon but we need a meeting of voted in members to make important decisions on here. You can't go making rules up as you go along you know,it's not the done thing. You'll be wanting to cancel Christmas next  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Begging your pardon but we need a meeting of voted in members to make important decisions on here. You can't go making rules up as you go along you know,it's not the done thing. You'll be wanting to cancel Christmas next "
Someone on the forum usually declares Christmas cancelled every year. It varies who but usually someone says it.  |
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