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over a year ago
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"Do you accept Euros?
Depends on how many.
Fiver?
Do you people at Naughty Lane refer to five euros as a fiver?"
"You people" ... Pffffft! 
Yes, yes we do.
*i bid a fiver and I'll give him the ride of his life, honest*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A season ticket to watch Norwich next season.
Will be better than watching the Championship 
Oh that hurt, that really hurt."
And I haven't even touched you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmm, a packet of 12 Jaffa cakes and a pint of full fat, sod the calories milk.
*all offers are not legally binding and in case of unavailability of items they may be substituted for an item of equal or value by the bidder* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I kick the bucket, if there is a heaven, and I will go to heaven because I'm awesome. I'm hoping that there's 42 mums waiting for me."
Thats my idea of hell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I kick the bucket, if there is a heaven, and I will go to heaven because I'm awesome. I'm hoping that there's 42 mums waiting for me.
Thats my idea of hell "
42 sexy, sexy mums, ooh yeah. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got it!
Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?
I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either.
You have a mouth don't you? "
Yes, and teeth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got it!
Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?
I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either.
You have a mouth don't you?
Yes, and teeth. "
They can be removed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got it!
Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?
I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either.
You have a mouth don't you?
Yes, and teeth.
They can be removed "
Yours maybe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got it!
Jim - do you fancy double teaming Lib!?
I have IBS and I'm not going to douche for you either.
You have a mouth don't you?
Yes, and teeth.
They can be removed
Yours maybe. "
If that floats your boat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Villa season ticket and a smartphone
That a good offer.
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I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Villa season ticket and a smartphone
That a good offer.
I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley). "
I could do with some new joggers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Villa season ticket and a smartphone
That a good offer.
I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley).
I could do with some new joggers."
I know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Villa season ticket and a smartphone
That a good offer.
I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley).
I could do with some new joggers.
I know. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Villa season ticket and a smartphone
That a good offer.
I'll add in a holiday with some buxom beauties of your choice, limitless supply of lager and whiskey, new joggers, speedier laptop, site supporter status on fab, a new wireless and a trip to London (incorporating a Villa and a Shrewsbury match each at Wembley).
I could do with some new joggers.
I know.
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Do I get to pop you now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still waiting.
Anticipating.
For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah
You never know."
You won't regret it, no, no
Some girls they don't forget it |
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