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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So...in response to Granny Crumpet's thread...

What effort do women want men to make when the meet is at the male's house?

Can we assume that personal cleanliness is a given?

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

*cocks ear*

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can we assume that personal cleanliness is a given?"

Trust me.

No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[puts glass tumbler against wall]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would expect the guy to make an effort with the cleaning. I have no desire to have my face pushed into bedding he's been wanking in for the last 5 weeks. And if the bathroom isn't clean I'm gone, gross.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

*funky grabs his banana pattern bean bag and reclines*

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

*crosses name off list*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

clean sheets are a must and a tidy ish bedroom. Bathroom tidy and clean and the seat down! A little effort goes a long way with us women x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And can it be warm, you want us to wear something skimpy, but we dont want to freeze plz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, and if they make me a cup of tea then I would expect to be able to drink it without feeling ill. Clean cups please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and a chocolate biscuit to go with the tea x

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

In an ideal world, I would like:

1. clean bloke

2. clean sheets

3. clean bathroom

4. bad habits left till after I'm gone

5. decent conversation

That'll do for starters... I may be back!

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

*edits list again*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleanliness is next to Godliness

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By *iceguydaveMan over a year ago

Monmouth

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness

Hate to break it to you, but someone's sneaked in and stolen loads of pages out of your dictionary..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty much agree with what's been said above! I don't want to feel like I've gone back in time to Uni when my male mates hadn't been introduced to a mop or vacuum.

If I feel like I can't stand bare foot on the carpet without wanting to find the nearest bottle of bleach, I'll make my excuses and leave.

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

Clean body, hair, clothes - and definitely clean teeth (mints are always handy for last minute freshening up) - includes clean, trimmed (ouch!) nails (including toe nails....)

Clean bedding if there. Definitely warm - I froze at one meet whilst fully dressed. Clean/ vacuumed floor too... Clean bathroom.

Reasonable conversation (and not - 'was that ok' or 'do you like this? this? this?) before and after

The offer of a drink (before, after and during if a long session)

Oh - and if you expect us to turn up in something 'sexy', I don;t expect to be greeted by someone wearing grubby jeans, a tshirt and trainers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness

"
sure is ...and a warm welcome and smell so good thay would eat me alive , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont expect men to make any effort at all for me, why should they? im just some women off a sex site

All i ask is that people are themselves and if i dont like them i will leave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if a man has thought to ask what i like to drink then provides it with ice etc.... im a push over, then again im a push over most of the time!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I don't expect much 'effort' at all.... I expect them not to live like a pig in the first place.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"I don't expect much 'effort' at all.... I expect them not to live like a pig in the first place."

ahhh!! i like your thinking polo.

their own place,but mum still does the cleaning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean guy

Clean house

Fresh sheets with a "comfort" smell

Tidy bathroom but with lots of aftershave

Clean toilet with absolutely no limescale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't expect much 'effort' at all.... I expect them not to live like a pig in the first place."

*nods head in agreement*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make the effort to turn off their b.. phone. Or, if not offn don't DARE answer it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just meet at mine- it's easier- plus the dogs will sort them out if they're manky

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

Clean,tidy,lots of condoms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clean,tidy,lots of condoms

For making party animal balloons right?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"Clean,tidy,lots of condoms

For making party animal balloons right?

Well if you cant suggest anything better to do...sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

personal cleanliness, place hoovered, tidied, no dishes in sink. Toilet clean and fresh smelling. Clean bedsheets - no condom papers lying about ewwww!

Imagine its yer mum coming round wi the vicar and tidy it to that standard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make the effort to turn off their b.. phone. Or, if not offn don't DARE answer it!"

really?

I personally think thats going a bit far, they could have a child thats been took ill

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I don't expect much 'effort' at all.... I expect them not to live like a pig in the first place."

Couldnt agree more, i dont want to go to a house that looks like they have had to work for a month to get it to a resonable standard of living.

A nice normal friendly home.

I cant remember the last time i cleaned up before a meet apart from doing the bed that day. Which is pointless really as it gets a showercurtain and old cover thrown over the top anyway

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By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

Thank fuck I've got a cleaner who does all that stuff... I can sit back, relax and enjoy this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If said guy has offered an invite i fully expect the abode to be spotless all over.

Bedding spotless.

Him spotless

Real good coffee

Warm and cosy and his phone turned OFF or it will be thrown somewhere he can not retrieve it

Good coversation...Good wine

And the rest is history as they say

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Thank fuck I've got a cleaner who does all that stuff... I can sit back, relax and enjoy this thread.

You have a cleaner there to answer your phone whilst you are shagging?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he shagging the cleaner ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tidy up before a meet would be nice, been round one guys house, the kitchen sink was full of dishes, a pack of butter was opened on the side with a knife still in it, crumbs everywhere, the lounge needed a dust, the list is endless, least the bedroom looked fairly clean but too dark to see what the bedding was like

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By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

"Maybe he shagging the cleaner ?

LOL, no... not done that yet.

Saying that, she is quite attractive and maybe I'll get a discount on my cleaning. I think I'm gonna have to give this some more consideration

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By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

"Tidy up before a meet would be nice, been round one guys house, the kitchen sink was full of dishes, a pack of butter was opened on the side with a knife still in it, crumbs everywhere, the lounge needed a dust, the list is endless, least the bedroom looked fairly clean but too dark to see what the bedding was like

Have you ever seen Last Tango in Paris...?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't care about dishes in the sink, unless I'm going to be shagging in the kitchen.

Clean sheets, clean man and dirty mind does it for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't care about dishes in the sink, unless I'm going to be shagging in the kitchen.

Clean sheets, clean man and dirty mind does it for me

Oh and clean bathroom with a NICE towel.

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