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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Belly laugh.....
Or you put Vicks on your chest and you forget .... You think I'll just have a little play with myself in bed..... Omg moment !!!! "
The pain is eye watering lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've got a bad back or strain and some fucker says use the product "Deep heat"
Then you go to the loo and OMG !  "
Me and my mates still put it in people's boxer shorts like kids and laugh like fuck when we've done it haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've got a bad back or strain and some fucker says use the product "Deep heat"
Then you go to the loo and OMG !
Me and my mates still put it in people's boxer shorts like kids and laugh like fuck when we've done it haha"
That's bad  |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"You've got a bad back or strain and some fucker says use the product "Deep heat"
Then you go to the loo and OMG !
Me and my mates still put it in people's boxer shorts like kids and laugh like fuck when we've done it haha
That's bad "
It's always a classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My friend was watching her sisters cat as she was on holiday...she picked it up then went upstairs and the cat started going absolutely crazy rubbing itself off the walls and making these yelping sounds....After bout 20 mins her husband comes in and says what the hell has happened to it.....my friend replied I have no idea I just put on deep heat rub on my back. ..picked the cat up to clap it and went upstairs....poor thing but it was funny as hell x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've got a bad back or strain and some fucker says use the product "Deep heat"
Then you go to the loo and OMG !
Me and my mates still put it in people's boxer shorts like kids and laugh like fuck when we've done it haha
That's bad
It's always a classic"
It has to be done, as it happens I've got a rugby coaching class later so I think I may break out the deep heat in the changing rooms haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chopping chillis then rubbing your eyes is a big mistake.
You only do it once! "
No. I do it all the time..but then I have chillies every day.scotch bonnet on the old chap ain't fun.
I have an oil based liniment from Thailand that makes deep heat feel like savlon. Definitely not advisable to get that anywhere it shouldn't be.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chopping chillis then rubbing your eyes is a big mistake.
You only do it once!
No. I do it all the time..but then I have chillies every day.scotch bonnet on the old chap ain't fun.
I have an oil based liniment from Thailand that makes deep heat feel like savlon. Definitely not advisable to get that anywhere it shouldn't be. "
Is it tiger balm??? My brothers thought It would be funny to lace all my boxer shorts with that a few years back. Let's just say I had very well done meat balls for a while haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Belly laugh.....
Or you put Vicks on your chest and you forget .... You think I'll just have a little play with myself in bed..... Omg moment !!!!
The pain is eye watering lol"
There is a classic part in the book Trainspotting (yes from the film) There is a scene where a woman gets Spud round to do her in the arse. She ties him up so she is in full control then breaks out the vasoline to lube him up. Which turned out to be Vicks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You've got a bad back or strain and some fucker says use the product "Deep heat"
Then you go to the loo and OMG ! "
Or you chop chillies and then have a comforting fiddle while watching TV, hotttttt!  |
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Omg I have such a funny deep heat story, I have a really brilliant lady friend, she is sooo funny but also a little daft, I know she won't mind me telling you so here it is, she decided to immac her lady garden, so she lay in the bed smothered in immac and proceeded to fall asleep, she awoke about an hour later and well as I'm sure you can imagine a little sore, in fact lady garden was totally on fire and red raw, so after a trying cold water and various other things she happened to stumble upon some deep heat, so in her infinite wisdom decides deep heat is really cooling in bad backs( I know the clue is in the product title, I did say she is a tad daft) so she proceeds to smother the poor lady garden in deep heat and the rest I am sure you can guess for yourselves, I must say though I laughed till I nearly peed and she was walking funny for rather a long time after  Mrs cmy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You've got a bad back or strain and some fucker says use the product "Deep heat"
Then you go to the loo and OMG ! "
Sprayed it on my arse once as a kid playing football thinking it was deodorant and trying to be funny...well, it certainly made my mates laugh |
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"Omg I have such a funny deep heat story, I have a really brilliant lady friend, she is sooo funny but also a little daft, I know she won't mind me telling you so here it is, she decided to immac her lady garden, so she lay in the bed smothered in immac and proceeded to fall asleep, she awoke about an hour later and well as I'm sure you can imagine a little sore, in fact lady garden was totally on fire and red raw, so after a trying cold water and various other things she happened to stumble upon some deep heat, so in her infinite wisdom decides deep heat is really cooling in bad backs( I know the clue is in the product title, I did say she is a tad daft) so she proceeds to smother the poor lady garden in deep heat and the rest I am sure you can guess for yourselves, I must say though I laughed till I nearly peed and she was walking funny for rather a long time after Mrs cmy "
Hahahahaha that's the best reply on here, we may as well all give up |
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Going back to my late teens, I remember my mates Dad suffered with Piles, he put deep heat on them by mistake instead of Anusol,,The screams live with me to this day . On the plus side they never came back |
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"Going back to my late teens, I remember my mates Dad suffered with Piles, he put deep heat on them by mistake instead of Anusol,,The screams live with me to this day . On the plus side they never came back "
Hahahaha love it |
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"Going back to my late teens, I remember my mates Dad suffered with Piles, he put deep heat on them by mistake instead of Anusol,,The screams live with me to this day . On the plus side they never came back
Hahahaha love it "
He didn't |
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"Going back to my late teens, I remember my mates Dad suffered with Piles, he put deep heat on them by mistake instead of Anusol,,The screams live with me to this day . On the plus side they never came back
Hahahaha love it He didn't "
I actually spat my breakfast out when I read it hahaha |
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