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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i was just at the end of the crisp packet - licked my finger to get all the crumby bits out of the bottom corner then got an itch in my ear - yes i did and ffs it isnt pleasant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should never pick your nose after handling a chilli either!

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By *isdirtygirlCouple over a year ago

somewhere out there

"i was just at the end of the crisp packet - licked my finger to get all the crumby bits out of the bottom corner then got an itch in my ear - yes i did and ffs it isnt pleasant "

Good job it wasn't chilli peppers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should never pick your nose after handling a chilli either!

not the only thing you shouldnt do after handling a chilli

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Chopping chill is and going for a piss is the worst idea of all

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Chopping chill is and going for a piss is the worst idea of all

No it isn't. Taking out disposable contact lenses when you haven't quite got all the chilli oil of your hands is.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Off not of. Jeez, I am mortified!

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By *onnie55Man over a year ago

Port Talbot

I've had various parts of my body burned to hell after chopping chillies and being forgetful.. I now use latex gloves when I chop them - works well!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

There is a video doing the rounds on Facebook, a mother chopping chillies and wiping the eyes of her young daughter. I know it is not funny, but I did have a chuckle at it.

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By *ecretgamesMan over a year ago

the moon

"Chopping chill is and going for a piss is the worst idea of all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Off not of. Jeez, I am mortified!"

Noooooo, a spelling mistake!!! You're clearly going straight to hell!

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