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By *anaduABC OP Man over a year ago

Dublin

Dont buy it...I did and its shite. It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont buy it...I did and its shite. It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart!!"
i hate a gordon ramsey one.. Keeps telling me where to go

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

The Fleetwood Mac one told me to go my own way .. And supertramp told me to take the long way home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive got the Genesis sat nav, Follow you , Follow me its very confusing

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

I just chucked out my Talking Heads one after I was constantly on the road to nowhere

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

I got some Scottish guy on my Sat Nav. Confusing or what. You take the high Road or he'll take the low road. He reckons he will get there before me. Cheeky bugger

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My car was written off after my Sam Brown satnav told me to Stop!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

As for the One Direction and Go West satnavs, they're useless.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

My Bon Jovi one gives me weather updates that are common sense... slippery when wet... duh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to get rid of my Chris Rea sat nav because it always put me on the road to Hull.

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By *anaduABC OP Man over a year ago

Dublin

Ha ha I only spotted road to hull not road to hell on the second read. ..these puns are great. There must be more...-

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By *anaduABC OP Man over a year ago

Dublin

The problem with my shite bonnie tyler sat nav is that I replaced U2 sat nav and I still havent found what Im looking for...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fookin' Talking Heads sent me on the road to nowhere

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah, the Bonnie Tyler, I know what you mean OP. I wanted to get to a small fishing village on the Mediterranean coast, but all she kept telling me was that we were Lost in France

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive got a Beatles satnav that directed me to Norwegian wood in Hoylake,when all I want was to get to Penny Lane to meet Elanor Rigby for a date.She said I had to please please her before I got a Ticket to ride to Strawberry Fields before I could shag here.I thought fuck that and got a Gerry and the Pacemakers satnav,and got a Ferry across the Mersey and went home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm off to the doctors, I've got nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My M C Hammer sat nav was a nightmare, kept telling me to Stop as it was Hammer Time.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

I had a blondie sat nav very confusing at roundabouts couldn't make it's mind up if it wanted to go one way or the other

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By *agan_PairCouple over a year ago

portchester

The AC/DC one is great it always wants to take the highway to hell

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't get the Proclaimers one whatever you do, you'll just end up walking everywhere

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Who sang if I had a hammer??? Gonna smash ours if it keeps saying delays on the M25 like it did all the way home last night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avoid the Rod Stewart one it just kept thinking we were sailing.

I'll get me coat..

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

The canned heat satnav could only tell me if I was on the road again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Paul McCartney one sent me on a long and winding road. Then once I got to my destination it told me to get back , get back , get back to where you once belonged.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Small Faces one took me to Itchycoo Park and we had a good time when we got there

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