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I can't think of anything worse, than a forum thread written in verse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I've woken up bored with nowt to do,

And I can't be arsed to fuck or screw,

I'm getting tired of avoid, snog, kiss,

And other threads that take the piss

So it's just a way to pass the time,

Let's do a thread written in rhyme ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good luck with this thread...

Just go back to bed

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm at work

What a jerk

I'm on fab

Cos I'm bad

The sun is hazy

And I'm being lazy

With a bit of luck

I'll get a fuck

With a rhyming couplet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chipperoo is a gorgeous lady

Wish she was my sexy baby

She is such a lovely lass

And what a perfect sexy ass

She has a lot of intelligent input

And a loving hubby taboot

She's from overseas

But don't you think she has gr8 knees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So here is me by the seaside,

Looking out my window at the tide,

Wondering what the day will bring,

Seeing the gulls fly on the wing,

Watching lovers strolling by,

Not a care in the world,

Love glowing brightly from there eye,

Dogs running around chasing a stick,

Then running back giving there owner a lick,

An old couple walk by,

Both clutching a hand,

Details in time,

Left on the sand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like red heads I cannot lie

I want to bounce them on my thighs

I hope to make them moan and scream

You know that is my sexy dream

So where are you you sexy lot

I've been asking since year dot

I haven't had a taker yet

I may have to go for a brunette

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I'm not sure wether

I can be that clever

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You're a poet

And we didn't even know it

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

So Dan Berks has started this thread

As he's bored at home with an empty bed

Some sexy peeps have popped in too

I suppose it's fun and it's something to do

So here am I joining in as best I can

Who will follow a woman or a man

I don't mind as I fancy either

It might get exciting, we might get a date

Alternatively it would be just as nice to find a mate

So come on peeps use you mind

You never know where it will lead or what you might find

He he that was fun, Mrs cmy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Talked about swinging

Let's give it a try

First meet was exciting

But thought I would die

Single guys there are hundreds

And good couples are sparse

Fun chicks on the other hand

Most a pain in the arse

The forums fill the boredom

when nothing to do

And enjoy reading stories

Who you'll snog slag or screw

Mrs A x

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

On this thread I paused and hovered

Write in verse ? I can't be bovvered

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So Dan Berks has started this thread

As he's bored at home with an empty bed

Some sexy peeps have popped in too

I suppose it's fun and it's something to do

So here am I joining in as best I can

Who will follow a woman or a man

I don't mind as I fancy either

It might get exciting, we might get a date

Alternatively it would be just as nice to find a mate

So come on peeps use you mind

You never know where it will lead or what you might find

He he that was fun, Mrs cmy

Mrs cmy wrote a perfect ditty,

And by good chance she's a super fitty,

It may be chance or may be fate

But I hope she can be a new mate

Mr cmy we mustn't forget you

It wouldn't be a couple without you too

Anyway I just want to say

I hope you both have a wonderful day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On this thread I paused and hovered

Write in verse ? I can't be bovvered

"
well that's evident you're doers not thinkers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

morning mr dan sorry im late

good job we dont have a date

im still in my bed all cosy

because im feeling rather dozy

its raining outside cold and grey

but this is a fun start to my day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The rain drizzles on my window pane,

as I ponder the world in which we dwell.

A world torn and twisted, becoming more insane,

as we pave our road to hell.

Can we ever learn how to live in peace,

to accept our differences and all unite.

Rain wash away ignorance, greed and prejudice,

Before the whole world turns to shite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The rain drizzles on my window pane,

as I ponder the world in which we dwell.

A world torn and twisted, becoming more insane,

as we pave our road to hell.

Can we ever learn how to live in peace,

to accept our differences and all unite.

Rain wash away ignorance, greed and prejudice,

Before the whole world turns to shite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is harder than I thought

To write a poem ad hoc

I think I'll move to another thread

And go and fab a cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is harder than I thought

To write a poem ad hoc

I think I'll move to another thread

And go and fab a cock.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's fab he said,

I want some head,

She said "oh no,

I have to go"

I'm not here for sex,

that isn't so"

Please don't tease

Just tell me please

Or are you here

As I do fear

Pictures to select

Click and collect

Another fake female profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Verse 2

I've been, I've looked

I didn't linger

I've fabbed a few

and hurt my finger.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

You people have nothing to do

(he typed, before going to the loo)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

This one doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poetry makes my heart go faster

A good rhyming couplet I cannot master

But fab forum people, they make my day

So come on boys, lets roll in the hay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your Cock in my pussy

I feel like a hussy

You took it out

And made me pout,

You left the room I felt the doom,

I found my clit and started rubbing it,

You heard my moan and couldn't leave me alone

you ran back in all in a spin

Yh I'm crap at this haha least I tried lol

XDeex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on then, I'll have a go

But yesterday I drank wine though!

The main reason why my rhyme is shit,

Instead lets focus on my clit!

So enough of this silly rhyme,

I'm off to waste somebody's time!

Cause that's what us women do,

We're out to piss off all of you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack be nimble jack is thick

He'd like a woman to suck his Dick

He joined fab with this hope

Buts he's delusional what a dope

Men are playthings for the couples

They go to clubs and get pissed on doubles

Then they can't get an erection

So what a waste in reflection

All their money gone and feeling yuk

And they didn't even get a fuck

Next time they should learn from this

And not go sexing on the piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have the time, to continue this rhyme.......

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"So I've woken up bored with nowt to do,

And I can't be arsed to fuck or screw,

I'm getting tired of avoid, snog, kiss,

And other threads that take the piss

So it's just a way to pass the time,

Let's do a thread written in rhyme ...

There was a young man from Berkshire who was a bit of a work-shyer.

He laid in his bed and thought up a thread and now the forum's on fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it has to be said

im loving this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like this thread

I'm glad I found it

But I'd rather a cock

With my lips around it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cmon folks dont be so shy

fingers on the keyboard given it a try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm glad you revieved the thread

I was begining to think it was my fault it was dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it looks like its the lovers and me

that are keeping it going over tea

washing up done and put away

other people have your say

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

It's turned cold again

I put on my vest

And enjoyed the postings

Of hornycpl NW

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This place is like a secret home

With all our traits and quirks

Here I can wear lace and moan

Play with mates and ignore jerks

Freedoms here like no other

Lots of laughter and verse

Please say hi ...just don't hover

Don't be daft - don't go in reverse

Just give me a kiss

You gorgeous one

And I'll make a list

Of what can be done

To put a smile on that scrummy face

Quick give me a ring and meet at my place

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nice one folks - your poems are ace,

They've all brought a smile to my face,

Good news all, the weekend's here,

Time to crack open a wine or a beer,

Whatever you're doing, have a good laugh

I'm gonna treat myself to a hot, deep bath

This poem is crap, that much is true,

But can I just say 'I wanna fuck you'

(This poem - or the last line anyway - is dedicated to all the hot ladies that I fancy on here

)

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"This place is like a secret home

With all our traits and quirks

Here I can wear lace and moan

Play with mates and ignore jerks

Freedoms here like no other

Lots of laughter and verse

Please say hi ...just don't hover

Don't be daft - don't go in reverse

Just give me a kiss

You gorgeous one

And I'll make a list

Of what can be done

To put a smile on that scrummy face

Quick give me a ring and meet at my place

Mwah x

"
i checked out your pix

You look clever and classy

I'd love to meet you

Ms ssssassy

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Obvious rhymes in tedious verse,

Are trivial at best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My threads on page 2 so I've got the hump

So here I am giving it a shameless bump!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It seems fab is catching the poetry bug,

While I'm nobody of any real note

This is nothing but a shameless plug

To get you to read a little something that I wrote.

The Quickening

My eyes explore every curve.

I surrender to desire

Tides of passion consumes me

Rushed by lust,

Your flame inspires the fire.

Fingertips dance.

Tongues caress.

Bodies mold together

Beguiled by your scent

Enslaved by your kiss

Your sensual feast,

The sweet taste,

of heat and honey.

We move in rhythm

In race to ecstasy

In fevered motion,

sweat drips

Lost in sensual devotion,

nails across skin,

your weight on my hips.

Then, the quickening,

Our bodies surge,

breathless, entwined

Every inch of you perfect

Every inch divine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And that has formatted horribly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning everyone its friday

Not just any Friday good Friday

So why don't you have a roll in the hay

Or a punt on the Tay

Chipperoo has gone to wales

She will return with some tales

Theirs a welcome in the hillside

And cornets on the seaside

Think they may have gone for fun

Or get some sightseeing done

I hope they have a lovely time

And hope that they have sunshine

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

The weekends here

Let's give a cheer

Give a fab friend a call

But he can't play ball

Find a social i think

Meet a man for a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Friday morning and up with the larks

birds are singing a dog in the distance gives a loud bark

my pussy purring at me feet

lucky him gone back to sleep

so on fab il perv and lurk

enjoy my coffee

and watch some guy jerk

hahaha i couldnt thing of a word to rhyme with lurk

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By *horley GirlWoman over a year ago

Local-ish

found this thread this morning

As I woke up yawning

Thought I'd give it a go

And write in prose

Off to perve at some hunks

And clear the inbox of junk

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