FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > bidding for Lib!'s virginity
bidding for Lib!'s virginity
Jump to: Newest in thread
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I feel compelled to let you all know that it's second hand goods (at least).
*Puts athame away and backs away slowly.*"
I knew I'd be able to out at least one of you.
*wipes brow* |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I feel compelled to let you all know that it's second hand goods (at least).
*Puts athame away and backs away slowly.*
I knew I'd be able to out at least one of you.
*wipes brow*"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wouldn't that make me an escort?
You're not getting the goodies,I am
"
Does that mean my hot cross buns could be a decider? I have M&S luxury ones. There's a packet of four waiting to be opened plus the two from the open pack.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I bid 2 hot cross buns and an iced tea cake... Oh stuff it, my daughter has eaten the iced tea cake. "
Someone already bid a whole pack of hot cross buns,you'll have to up your game |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Objections are just as flexible as sexuality
I'll do it for a packet of chocolate Hobnobs, a cup of tea and the price of the bus fare.
How reasonable is that?"
Digs around in the bottom of my bag and pulls out enough for all of the above.
Grabs a chair in the front row for the best viewing. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I bid 2 hot cross buns and an iced tea cake... Oh stuff it, my daughter has eaten the iced tea cake.
Someone already bid a whole pack of hot cross buns,you'll have to up your game "
I was hoping the iced tea cake would sway it but as it's important I'll add a whole Christmas size tube of jelly tots. Must be close?! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Just bought a new pillow *smug*
Pass it over to Lib! He might need it when Joe is done with him.
See my post above "
Ah. Well. You could team up with Joe. I'd like to see that. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Just bought a new pillow *smug*
Pass it over to Lib! He might need it when Joe is done with him.
See my post above
Ah. Well. You could team up with Joe. I'd like to see that.
We could film it! "
I'm willing to volunteer as a fluffer. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So it's Steve,Joe and Man4fun then. Looks like Lib!'s having a gang bang "
This could work.
I'm not generally a fan of recording my work but in this particular case, I think in the interests of science, I might be willing to waive my objections.
Can't say fairer than that?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"So it's Steve,Joe and Man4fun then. Looks like Lib!'s having a gang bang
This could work.
I'm not generally a fan of recording my work but in this particular case, I think in the interests of science, I might be willing to waive my objections.
Can't say fairer than that?
"
I think you're being very generous. Which lube should I bring? You are using lube?? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So it's Steve,Joe and Man4fun then. Looks like Lib!'s having a gang bang
This could work.
I'm not generally a fan of recording my work but in this particular case, I think in the interests of science, I might be willing to waive my objections.
Can't say fairer than that?
"
I got a tripod today, I can film it no problem |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Forgot to add that I'm bidding on behalf of a friend and she thinks your hot!
I'm naughty you know. But I'll add the jelly tots for all of your enjoyment!
And believe me she's a hot girl! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Forgot to add that I'm bidding on behalf of a friend and she thinks your hot!
I'm naughty you know. But I'll add the jelly tots for all of your enjoyment!
And believe me she's a hot girl!"
Good thinking |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Forgot to add that I'm bidding on behalf of a friend and she thinks your hot!
I'm naughty you know. But I'll add the jelly tots for all of your enjoyment!
And believe me she's a hot girl!"
Yeah right, back-tracking methinks |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Forgot to add that I'm bidding on behalf of a friend and she thinks your hot!
I'm naughty you know. But I'll add the jelly tots for all of your enjoyment!
And believe me she's a hot girl!
Yeah right, back-tracking methinks "
Nah just that she had my phone for the last hour. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Forgot to add that I'm bidding on behalf of a friend and she thinks your hot!
I'm naughty you know. But I'll add the jelly tots for all of your enjoyment!
And believe me she's a hot girl!
Yeah right, back-tracking methinks
Nah just that she had my phone for the last hour. "
Oh yeah, I've heard that one before too |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"(has Lib! gone in to hiding yet?)
I think he's blocked me
He's cock blocked us all, with a prophylactic preemptive strike "
He's perusing the offers to make his decision. It's ever so exciting |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I was hoping to get a sympathy shag out of this but somehow ended up in an all male gangbang. "
Jesus wept. I even get turned down as a fluffer. Right, I am going back to ladies for a bit. Blokes are too much like hard work. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Forgot to add that I'm bidding on behalf of a friend and she thinks your hot!
I'm naughty you know. But I'll add the jelly tots for all of your enjoyment!
And believe me she's a hot girl!
Yeah right, back-tracking methinks
Nah just that she had my phone for the last hour.
Oh yeah, I've heard that one before too "
Sniggers and |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"(has Lib! gone in to hiding yet?)
I think he's blocked me
He's cock blocked us all, with a prophylactic preemptive strike
He's perusing the offers to make his decision. It's ever so exciting "
Maybe it's a toss up
Lig: please fluff me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I was hoping to get a sympathy shag out of this but somehow ended up in an all male gangbang.
Jesus wept. I even get turned down as a fluffer. Right, I am going back to ladies for a bit. Blokes are too much like hard work. "
You can play, I'm happy for that. It's a genuine offer |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I was hoping to get a sympathy shag out of this but somehow ended up in an all male gangbang.
Jesus wept. I even get turned down as a fluffer. Right, I am going back to ladies for a bit. Blokes are too much like hard work. "
I'm easy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I was hoping to get a sympathy shag out of this but somehow ended up in an all male gangbang. "
You know the men outnumber the women on this site by 10 to 1.
Think of it as a broad new vista of sexuality... get in touch with the erotic possibilities of your arsehole.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm good with newbies.
(can't speak for the other two tho'...) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Objections are just as flexible as sexuality
I'll do it for a packet of chocolate Hobnobs, a cup of tea and the price of the bus fare.
How reasonable is that?"
How about some of my special cookies |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Objections are just as flexible as sexuality
I'll do it for a packet of chocolate Hobnobs, a cup of tea and the price of the bus fare.
How reasonable is that?
How about some of my special cookies "
Oh good lord, woman!
Come and play! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I was hoping to get a sympathy shag out of this but somehow ended up in an all male gangbang.
You know the men outnumber the women on this site by 10 to 1.
Think of it as a broad new vista of sexuality... get in touch with the erotic possibilities of your arsehole.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm good with newbies.
(can't speak for the other two tho'...)"
Listen to the man,he knows what he's doing |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Just bought a new pillow *smug*
Pass it over to Lib! He might need it when Joe is done with him.
See my post above
Ah. Well. You could team up with Joe. I'd like to see that. "
I'd bid for that one too.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've not read it all and I don't want to shatter your illusions but this bidding for Lib's cherry is pointless... in fact I may report you to trading standards for false advertising. "
It sounds like you have insider knowledge. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Having witnessed the whole thread I don't think there are any winners here.
You're being choosy?? "
I thought you were choosing? I was merely commenting on the people this thread attracted. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic