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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Take the mental strain out of working out what to put in your ‘current status’ text. Let the new and improved X50-7000 Random Status Generator do all the work for you! Submit your requests here.

It’s totally FREE*

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*terms and conditions apply

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Take the mental strain out of working out what to put in your ‘current status’ text. Let the new and improved X50-7000 Random Status Generator do all the work for you! Submit your requests here.

It’s totally FREE*

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*terms and conditions apply

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what are the terms n conditions?

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll have a go.

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ooooooooooooh do me, do me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod

You do realise that you have to show the status if you ask for one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im next im next

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me! "

Floozie!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

It was my idea, i want first go

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'll have a go."

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

My mum said I was too ugly to love, so we just had casual sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It was my idea, i want first go "

you have to get in the Que

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me! "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

My eyes are located 29cm above where you are looking.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It was my idea, i want first go

you have to get in the Que"

But but, my computer crashed lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me!

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

My eyes are located 29cm above where you are looking."

Hahahahaha!! Did you measure yourself then?!!

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'll have a go.

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

My mum said I was too ugly to love, so we just had casual sex.

"

Status changed.

Thanks Status Generator!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive changed mine as well thankyou miss polo

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"im next im next "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Did I say you looked like a dreamboat? Sorry I meant ghost ship.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me!

Floozie! "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

There's no rust on this badge

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"It was my idea, i want first go "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Show me you care for me with cupcakes.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Ive changed mine as well thankyou miss polo"

Dear Customer

Your order has been dispatched.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"im next im next

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Did I say you looked like a dreamboat? Sorry I meant ghost ship."

thank you for my status miss polo

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me!

Floozie! "

Takes one to know one lovely!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ok im in...i will place an order for one status

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can i have one pretty please..??? i havnt had a status for ages .....

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"ok im in...i will place an order for one status "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I'm giving up shoes for Lent

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"can i have one pretty please..??? i havnt had a status for ages ....."

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

When I ask you to pull the chain I don't mean flush the toilet.

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish


"ok im in...i will place an order for one status

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I'm giving up shoes for Lent"

coffee all over keyboard now...lol

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"ok im in...i will place an order for one status

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I'm giving up shoes for Lent"

bugger

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish

me too please

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"me too please "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Pull my finger... g'wan... I dare ya!

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish


"me too please

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Pull my finger... g'wan... I dare ya!"

lol...umm....thanks

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Random Status Generator X50-7000 is currently offline due to routine maintenance work to ensure our customers receive the highest quality product.

All orders placed during this time will be despatched within 24hrs.

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple  over a year ago

poole

Please miss, can we have one too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i'm waiting for the X69 version

i've heard its filthy

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Go on then, in for a penny in for a £.

*Trembles with anticipation*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on then, in for a penny in for a £.

*Trembles with anticipation*

get your wetsuit, flippers and snorkel ready

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Please miss, can we have one too?"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you tomorrow but lets just have sex today.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"i'm waiting for the X69 version

i've heard its filthy

"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

If you're looking for a dirty playmate, check out my skin marks.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Go on then, in for a penny in for a £.

*Trembles with anticipation*

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

You see, I'm six foot one, I'm tons of fun when I dress to a T,

I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously.

"

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman  over a year ago

cannock

can i have one please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

and me? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can i have an update pleaseeeee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha What an excellent idea!

Can I please place an order?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me too please

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By *ibrosMan  over a year ago

harrow

How long is this queue?

There was me thinking how clever Imalady was with her status..... your secret is out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like a new status update please. xxx

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"can i have one please "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Do you have a peanut in your pocket or is it still cold outside?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"and me? x"

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"and me? x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Standing at the gates of hell, thinking the chimer needs new batteries.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please Polo- can I have one? Will unhide the profile just to display it

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"can i have an update pleaseeeee "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Waiting for a bus to Passionville, it's two stops futher than Leggover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OOh may i have a new status please x

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Haha What an excellent idea!

Can I please place an order? "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

My mother warned me about talking to strangers… so I bought a ball-gag

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Me too please "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I don’t want a bun in my oven, but a sausage roll would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oooh..oooooh...could i hav one too please

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By *inktherapyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

Oooooh - can I join the queue and place an order please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haha What an excellent idea!

Can I please place an order?

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

My mother warned me about talking to strangers… so I bought a ball-gag

"

Ummmm ok then

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"How long is this queue?

There was me thinking how clever Imalady was with her status..... your secret is out."

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Toad in the hole anyone? croak croak rebbit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

statu changed....thank you

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'd like a new status update please. xxx"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush... unless you are dogging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I join the back of the long queue please?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Please Polo- can I have one? Will unhide the profile just to display it "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Wondering if it was worth showing my profile again just for this.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

Can we have one please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can i have an update pleaseeeee

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Waiting for a bus to Passionville, it's two stops futher than Leggover"

Thank you

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"OOh may i have a new status please x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Tablets for acute angina will not change the appearance of your vulva.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"oooh..oooooh...could i hav one too please "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. There is not much else to do here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please Polo- can I have one? Will unhide the profile just to display it

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Wondering if it was worth showing my profile again just for this.

"

Done!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Oooooh - can I join the queue and place an order please? "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle… plonker.

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By *inktherapyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester


"Oooooh - can I join the queue and place an order please?

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle… plonker."

'Tis done

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By *inktherapyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester


"Oooooh - can I join the queue and place an order please?

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle… plonker."

'Tis done

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Can I join the back of the long queue please?"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I am pretending to be a door, hoping somone will touch my knob.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why thankyou Random Status Generator!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This looks like fun....can you give me one? (and a status please )

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Can we have one please "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

That polo woman is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhhh I think I need 1 of these....

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Room for a tall one at the end of the queue, one status please?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"This looks like fun....can you give me one? (and a status please )"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I am not the fuck and run type... a stroll to the car is more like it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This looks like fun....can you give me one? (and a status please )

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I am not the fuck and run type... a stroll to the car is more like it."

cheeky....but at last someones read my profile

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Ohhhh I think I need 1 of these....

Thank you."

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I’m not a pheasant plucker , but I have been told I’m a reasonable shag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jumps up and down waving hands us next us next pleassssssssssssssssssssse

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By *inktherapyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester


"

Your new status text is:

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle… plonker.

'Tis done "

forgot to say thank you! Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Tentatively asks for one for me please just because I am a closet sadist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh, I haven't had a status update for months. If it doesn't inconvenience you too much and you can fit me in, could I possibly be blessed with your words of wisdom please? x

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Room for a tall one at the end of the queue, one status please?"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman walk into a bar.... nice to see they all turned up for the meet.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Jumps up and down waving hands us next us next pleassssssssssssssssssssse "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Guns don't kill people, wrappers do... it's murder getting into a chocolate orange.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Tentatively asks for one for me please just because I am a closet sadist "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Front door only... Farmer Giles is blocking the back door.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh go on then me too! having such a laff reading them!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Oh, I haven't had a status update for months. If it doesn't inconvenience you too much and you can fit me in, could I possibly be blessed with your words of wisdom please? x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooooooooo can i have one

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"oh go on then me too! having such a laff reading them!"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Computer says no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh, I haven't had a status update for months. If it doesn't inconvenience you too much and you can fit me in, could I possibly be blessed with your words of wisdom please? x

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.

"

Thanks Polo!! x

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Oooooooooo can i have one "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Name that tune... the first note is dummmm

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Please Miss... can I have a new one for Friday?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Please Miss... can I have a new one for Friday?

"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I've an itch which needs scratching. Do you want to help me scratch it or should I just go to the chemist

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Go on then, in for a penny in for a £.

*Trembles with anticipation*

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

You see, I'm six foot one, I'm tons of fun when I dress to a T,

I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously.

Sorted, ta very much.

*Puts boxing gloves back on again*

"

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Please Miss... can I have a new one for Friday?

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I've an itch which needs scratching. Do you want to help me scratch it or should I just go to the chemist

"

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Please Miss... can I have a new one for Friday?

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I've an itch which needs scratching. Do you want to help me scratch it or should I just go to the chemist

"

Okay... the first PM is in... wanting to know what sort of itch it is!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooooooooo can i have one

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Name that tune... the first note is dummmm"

Its up

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I need another request... I just thought of a joke.

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

Yeah, go on then LOL

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Yeah, go on then LOL"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

That Rihanna is forgetful. Good job her granny isn’t… hey nanna what’s my name, hey nanna what’s my name

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

Thank you almighty Polo xxx

Tis up and running

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Thank you random status selector.........mines up and should stop a fair few messages coming through

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Right its coming off!!!! posting a status about farmer giles just after pub kicking out time.........well! quite frankly im appalled

I did'nt realise there was such a following for dangleberries

Since when have they been included in your 5 a day?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Right its coming off!!!! posting a status about farmer giles just after pub kicking out time.........well! quite frankly im appalled

I did'nt realise there was such a following for dangleberries

Since when have they been included in your 5 a day? "

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Right its coming off!!!! posting a status about farmer giles just after pub kicking out time.........well! quite frankly im appalled

I did'nt realise there was such a following for dangleberries

Since when have they been included in your 5 a day? "

Dear Customer

We are sorry to hear you were disappointed with your product. Please accept our apologies along with a complimentary status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

My booty is bang-tidy. No plums for your gums on this mother-bucker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"Right its coming off!!!! posting a status about farmer giles just after pub kicking out time.........well! quite frankly im appalled

I did'nt realise there was such a following for dangleberries

Since when have they been included in your 5 a day?

Dear Customer

We are sorry to hear you were disappointed with your product. Please accept our apologies along with a complimentary status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

My booty is bang-tidy. No plums for your gums on this mother-bucker

"

aaawwww im gonna miss the freaks though

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple  over a year ago

poole

Thank you miss polo. Status updated x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me! "

would love to!

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me!

would love to!"

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Ooooooooooooh do me, do me!

would love to!"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

You’re once… twice… three times a lady… but it’s still not the same as MFFF

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By *edhotminxWoman  over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Well I haven't had a status message for ages .......

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Well I haven't had a status message for ages ....... "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

When a guy in Pizza Hut asked if I wanted a stuffed crust, I explained my feelings about personal hygiene.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I also haven't had a status display since the last random generator..

Can i get another one please?

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By *edhotminxWoman  over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree


"Your new status text is:

When a guy in Pizza Hut asked if I wanted a stuffed crust, I explained my feelings about personal hygiene.

"

Status updated.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I also haven't had a status display since the last random generator..

Can i get another one please?"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does that mean the lumberjack was deaf?

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By *ibrosMan  over a year ago

harrow

Still going? How random is that?

May I have a random status please Polo?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Still going? How random is that?

May I have a random status please Polo?"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

You like potato and I like potahto, You like tomato and I like tomahto

Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto, good job this isn’t a cookery site.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jumps up and down waving hands us next us next pleassssssssssssssssssssse

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Guns don't kill people, wrappers do... it's murder getting into a chocolate orange."

just demolished one of those

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By *ibrosMan  over a year ago

harrow

Thank you Polo. You've given my profile a professional finish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

o0o0o id lurve one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh my goodness my sides hurt from laughing

why did i never see this before?

please dearest polo can you crank up the random status generator just for me as i would love one

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

lol I agree Bouncy....bring back Polo's generator !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol these are fab what a great idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

These are great could I have one please.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn

i agree .. bring it back

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"oh my goodness my sides hurt from laughing

why did i never see this before?

please dearest polo can you crank up the random status generator just for me as i would love one "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

100% Woman and what a fuck... but if X Factor's on you're out of luck!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

my balls are sagging...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh my goodness my sides hurt from laughing

why did i never see this before?

please dearest polo can you crank up the random status generator just for me as i would love one

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

100% Woman and what a fuck... but if X Factor's on you're out of luck!"

why ty my dear

its posted

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"These are great could I have one please. "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home.... this little piggy went weeeeeee (but not on cam in chat)

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

excellent work Polo, may I have one please x

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"excellent work Polo, may I have one please x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I'm saving carrots for Granny

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"my balls are sagging..."

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Roses are red, violets are blue, like the veins in your cock, but without the greenfly

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"my balls are sagging...

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Roses are red, violets are blue, like the veins in your cock, but without the greenfly"

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want one to please

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I want one to please "

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Join the A Team.... but I ain't gettin' on no plane fool.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

woo hooo my 1st status update

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i want one please!

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Meeee!!!

(please)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me please

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By *adgeeMan  over a year ago

Sw Scotland

This thread has the potential to be the longest thread ......... EVER

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"i want one please! "

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I wasn't using text speak, it was the name of a Welsh village.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Meeee!!!

(please)"

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

1, 2, buckle my shoe, 3, 4.... hold on a minute shouldn't we be getting undressed?

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By *hi-John69Man  over a year ago

chichester

This looks good...can I have one please...and could you then tell me how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love one

Thanks in advance

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Me please"

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

I like my men the same as how I like my cars... clean and fast but without the skid marks.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"This looks good...can I have one please...and could you then tell me how to use it"

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

You put your right arm in, your right arm out, in out in out.... it's great being a vet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i want one please!

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

love it thank you!!

Your new status text is:

I wasn't using text speak, it was the name of a Welsh village."

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'd love one

Thanks in advance "

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

If it fits like a glove, it's probably a glove.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Meeee!!!

(please)

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

1, 2, buckle my shoe, 3, 4.... hold on a minute shouldn't we be getting undressed?"

Yay, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Polo - fooking amazing thread.. iv never laughed so much.. if your not running out yet .. can we have one - please x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

got mine on at the minute!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Polo - fooking amazing thread.. iv never laughed so much.. if your not running out yet .. can we have one - please x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Please note: no relation to Ron Weasley... so I don't want to see your hog warts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Polo - fooking amazing thread.. iv never laughed so much.. if your not running out yet .. can we have one - please x

Dear Customer

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

Please note: no relation to Ron Weasley... so I don't want to see your hog warts."

Nice one - loved it x ty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love one

Thanks in advance

Thank you for your order for a new status update from Random Status Generator X50-7000.

Your new status text is:

If it fits like a glove, it's probably a glove."

How very errrr..... fitting

Thanks again!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

IMPORTANT CUSTOMER ANNOUNCEMENT

X50-7000 Random Status Generator will be offline soon whilst we sell off valuable components as scrap to combat the affects of the recession.

We apologise to our RSG customers for the removal of this service, however, we are pleased to announce the RX40-100 (budget addition) Random Status Generator will soon be ready for launch….. we just need two more elastic bands and one AAA battery.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"IMPORTANT CUSTOMER ANNOUNCEMENT

X50-7000 Random Status Generator will be offline soon whilst we sell off valuable components as scrap to combat the affects of the recession.

We apologise to our RSG customers for the removal of this service, however, we are pleased to announce the RX40-100 (budget addition) Random Status Generator will soon be ready for launch….. we just need two more elastic bands and one AAA battery.

"

I have one hair bobble and an AA battery (ever ready) that is 34% life if you are struggling

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