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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whilst having a pervy browse the other day, I found a profile asking for adventurous sex, including scat play.
Now each to their own, but they also requested that they expect and insist on high standards of hygene 
My Grandma always said "you can't polish a turd"
'praps you can then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst having a pervy browse the other day, I found a profile asking for adventurous sex, including scat play.
Now each to their own, but they also requested that they expect and insist on high standards of hygene
My Grandma always said "you can't polish a turd"
'praps you can then? "
You have to drink bleach for a week before jack ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst having a pervy browse the other day, I found a profile asking for adventurous sex, including scat play.
Now each to their own, but they also requested that they expect and insist on high standards of hygene
My Grandma always said "you can't polish a turd"
'praps you can then? "
Perhaps they meant they insist you lick the bowl clean after you've finished with it.  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Whilst having a pervy browse the other day, I found a profile asking for adventurous sex, including scat play.
Now each to their own, but they also requested that they expect and insist on high standards of hygene
My Grandma always said "you can't polish a turd"
'praps you can then? "
Naa she was wrong! I have seen a polished fossilised dinosaur turd  |
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