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What was the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you in response to something you have said?
At the weekend as we were entering comic con, I bought the tickets and 3 minutes later had to hand the ticket to the guy on the way in, I said to.my daughter " that just cost me £15 and I only had it for 3 minutes" and without any hesitation she replied "yeah but you say the same thing about a large pizza"
I had mixed emotions, I just got outsmarted by a kid, but so proud that she got the sarcasm gene from me lol |
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When the kids both decided to go out with daddy instead of baking with me. I said "awww i will be lonely" the 4 year old said " dont worry mum you can look after yourself".
Another corker from the eldest:
Her -I can't find daddy
Me- he is in the toilet
Her - in it? Or on it? Cause im not pulling him out...
I keep a note of funny things they say in my phone  |
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When I first came on fab . Most weekends I use to travel to meets. My lad use to ask me. "What you up too this weekend dad ?
I always said. Just going fishing son.
Then one time he asked. Where you going this weekend dad ?
I said I'm going fishing . He smiled and said. OK don't catch nowt  At that point I realised he is not as green as he is cabbage looking |
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I was in a motorway services queue fourfold when the guy went today for a bowl of soup, a piece of bread and a coffee.
The cashier said "£8.50 please" and the guy handed her a tenner.
She tried to operate the till but couldn't and said "I'm sorry, I'll have to use the other till. There's something wrong with this one"
To which the guy replied. "Yep. I expect its fucking full love" |
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Also when the eldest was about 4 my hubs bought a huge ridiculous cake for a picnic. There was only the three of us. I looked at it and said "jesus look at the size of that". She turned looked at me and said in a dead pan tone "mum calm, no need to be hysterical, down its only a cake" |
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"I was in a motorway services queue fourfold when the guy went today for a bowl of soup, a piece of bread and a coffee.
The cashier said "£8.50 please" and the guy handed her a tenner.
She tried to operate the till but couldn't and said "I'm sorry, I'll have to use the other till. There's something wrong with this one"
To which the guy replied. "Yep. I expect its fucking full love""
haha that tickled me. I was once in a bar and I ordered a few pints. The barmaid said ,",Would you like a tray ?
I said.",Don't you think I've got enough to carry |
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At work once, having the conversation about holidays and I mentioned i wasn't a fan of beach holidays and the very quiet, unassuming geeky guy of the office said "is that cause Greenpeace still harass you?".
He barely ever says a word but when he does it's always hilarious, very dead pan and totally straight faced. I couldn't stop laughing cause his delivery was perfect. |
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"When I first came on fab . Most weekends I use to travel to meets. My lad use to ask me. "What you up too this weekend dad ?
I always said. Just going fishing son.
Then one time he asked. Where you going this weekend dad ?
I said I'm going fishing . He smiled and said. OK don't catch nowt At that point I realised he is not as green as he is cabbage looking "
Good job ya didn't catch crabs  |
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"When I first came on fab . Most weekends I use to travel to meets. My lad use to ask me. "What you up too this weekend dad ?
I always said. Just going fishing son.
Then one time he asked. Where you going this weekend dad ?
I said I'm going fishing . He smiled and said. OK don't catch nowt At that point I realised he is not as green as he is cabbage looking
Good job ya didn't catch crabs "
it's OK I know what to do if I did.
2lb of sugar down yer pants !!
It does not kill em. But it rots there teeth and stops em nipping |
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One morning, my mum was taking young niece to primary school. She was explaining about "red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning - red sky at night, shepherd's delight"... when a little voice from the back seat, immediately said "Red sky at dinnertime, shepherd's pie!" |
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"What was the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you in response to something you have said?
At the weekend as we were entering comic con, I bought the tickets and 3 minutes later had to hand the ticket to the guy on the way in, I said to.my daughter " that just cost me £15 and I only had it for 3 minutes" and without any hesitation she replied "yeah but you say the same thing about a large pizza"
I had mixed emotions, I just got outsmarted by a kid, but so proud that she got the sarcasm gene from me lol"
Sunday pub lunch with friends and their 11 year old son.
We order a rounds of beers and wine, for the lad.
The waitress comes back with a tray of drinks, picks up a pint and makes a play of giving it to the lad "is this one yours sir?"
"Not for me " says the boy "I'm driving".
Cue 6 adults pissing themselves laughing.... |
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"When I first came on fab . Most weekends I use to travel to meets. My lad use to ask me. "What you up too this weekend dad ?
I always said. Just going fishing son.
Then one time he asked. Where you going this weekend dad ?
I said I'm going fishing . He smiled and said. OK don't catch nowt At that point I realised he is not as green as he is cabbage looking
Good job ya didn't catch crabs it's OK I know what to do if I did.
2lb of sugar down yer pants !!
It does not kill em. But it rots there teeth and stops em nipping "
That's just made me laugh out loud |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I first came on fab . Most weekends I use to travel to meets. My lad use to ask me. "What you up too this weekend dad ?
I always said. Just going fishing son.
Then one time he asked. Where you going this weekend dad ?
I said I'm going fishing . He smiled and said. OK don't catch nowt At that point I realised he is not as green as he is cabbage looking
Good job ya didn't catch crabs it's OK I know what to do if I did.
2lb of sugar down yer pants !!
It does not kill em. But it rots there teeth and stops em nipping
That's just made me laugh out loud "
I know. I'm wasted on here |
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When my son was younger, I was doing a carboot sale with some friends and their young son who they were bringing up vegetarian.
There was a burger van there, so I bought a burger for myself and my son.
He asked why my friends son wasn't having one so I told him he didn't eat meat.
We left our sons playing and went back to sell more stuff, and my son came running over proud as punch, with my friends' son's mouth full of burger, to tell us he did eat meat
Luckily my friends saw the funny side and actually thought it was really sweet of my son who only thought he was helping  |
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"What was the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you in response to something you have said?
At the weekend as we were entering comic con, I bought the tickets and 3 minutes later had to hand the ticket to the guy on the way in, I said to.my daughter " that just cost me £15 and I only had it for 3 minutes" and without any hesitation she replied "yeah but you say the same thing about a large pizza"
I had mixed emotions, I just got outsmarted by a kid, but so proud that she got the sarcasm gene from me lol
Sunday pub lunch with friends and their 11 year old son.
We order a rounds of beers and wine, for the lad.
The waitress comes back with a tray of drinks, picks up a pint and makes a play of giving it to the lad "is this one yours sir?"
"Not for me " says the boy "I'm driving".
Cue 6 adults pissing themselves laughing...."
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