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Wife tells husband she's bought a toilet brush and tells him to use it.. A week later she asks if he's used it as the toilet is dirty, "yes i used it every time" he said" , "but it's too rough.. i've gone back to using the toilet paper "  |
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"Wife tells husband she's bought a toilet brush and tells him to use it.. A week later she asks if he's used it as the toilet is dirty, "yes i used it every time" he said" , "but it's too rough.. i've gone back to using the toilet paper " "
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Man walks into a pub with an alligator, the barman says getbthat thing out of here before it hurts someone, and the man replies dont worry ive teained him he does a trick watch, he takes out his dick an hits the gator on the head with an traythe gator comes up an puts his dick in his mouth, the man turns around an says see hes good, anyone want a go, and from in the corner a woman shouts yeah me but dont hit me as hard as you hit the gator |
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Two rednecks out hunting; one trips over and accidentally shoots himself.
The other calls 911;
" There's been a hunting accident and my buddy has shot himself : "
Operator:
" is he wounded or dead?"
"I don't know he might be dead"
" well can you make sure? I'll hold on the line"
"OK wait" .......
BANG
" Yep he's dead, what now?"....
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2 prawns walking along the seabed 1 was called Joe the other Christian , Christian says to joe " I hate my life as a Prawn all we do is scuttle along the seabed scavaging and getting shit upon by all the other sea creatures " now look at that shark , what I life he leads , he is fast can travel anywhere with ease , he eats what he wants every one is afraid of him ( I wish I was a shark ) then all of s sudden a bolt of lightning changes Christian into a massive Great white, wow this is unbelievable , and on he goes , about 4 weeks later this shark life isn't all it's cracked up to be , he has no friends cause every one is scared of him , man are hunting him , and even other sharks hunt and swim alone , so he decides to swim all the way to the bottom of the Sea and his old mate Joe , he eventually finds Joe and pours his heart out saying how he hates life as a shark , and Joe looks up shrugs and says " well you can't be a prawn again Christian."
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Got a chap at the door the other day so I shouted who's there? The police was the reply. What do you want? we just want a wee chat they said. How many of you are there? There's two of us. Well fuck off and chat to each other then |
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