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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've shagged an ex page three girl, a few times actually, and the last time was only last year 
Not really a claim to fame, but I'm gonna keep bragging about it anyway  |
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over a year ago
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i sat on Ringo Starrs lap (when i was 4!) and i shared a house with Jeff Beck, and more recently i saw Lady Gaga changing backstage at Glastonbury and despite the _umours i can confirm she is a girl! x |
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over a year ago
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Many years ago..Geoff Capes (a few years after he'd won World's strongest man) came into the pub where i worked...for lunch,i'd never seen anyone before have to turn sideways or duck to get in the front door...lol. |
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over a year ago
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Had a couple of drinks with Ken Dodd about 6 years ago in Liverpool City Centre, walked into the Marriott Bar where I was, offered him a drink, he accepted, chatted for what seemed like the whole night, really great guy and still as funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a teenager my exuberant actions for practical joking made the six o’clock news after I’d placed an "Out of Order" sign on the female public toilets located in my local town centre,,, along with accompanying signage instructing females to enter the male toilet next door where temporary facilities had been made…
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
sang on the stage at the 02 with the kings of leon, daughter sang with them at red rocks in colorado. drank with brandon flowers, pink, kylie, lily allen, michael buble, bon jovi, take that, peter kay, paddy mcguinnes... and no, I'm not a groupie!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to hang with and fuck Mark Morrison return of the mack before he was famous when he worked as a dj in Leicester with my good mate scotty. Oh and been on hols with Nigel Benn and Steve collins they used to have a training camp in Tenerife and used to Watch them train and have had a game of pool with Gary Liniker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago I sneaked home early from work,I can't remember the excuse and the next day I opened the papers and there was a picture of me next to the queen in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Elvis Presleys love child. "
Ok..... I'll have fish supper then..... hey, if what you say is true.... it should run in the family..... so ye'll know where I'm coming from !!!!! won't ya.....eh!!!! |
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Was in the same year at school as Guy Pratt who replaced Roger Waters in Pink Floyd, & Lord Andrew Adonis who was transport secretary. Phil Lynott nicked my pint at a gig at the Rockhouse in Derby!  |
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
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I was in the Jam video "Funeral Pyre", played tin whistle on stage with the Pogues and I "pretended" to play saxophone with Modern Romance on Top of the Pops (pre-musicians union days).
Happy, confusing days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been there done that,met The queen twice and princess royal,and duke of edinburgh and bobby davro ,did see queen mother a couple of times ,when i used to do trucking, in a mews in chelsea. |
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Had a few lip to lip kisses with some well known people. My best friends eldest dated marcus patrick for a while and another close friend is the sister of johnny vaughan who was famous in the 90's on the big breafast. Used to know jay kay from jaminiqui very well when he was about 16. Had to sit through a dinner with katie rabit. I have shagged one footballer back in 88/89 who was quite well known at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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oh i used to date Tobias (toby) Mead from Britains got talent. Not recently.. from back in Secondary school days (7yr ago)
He did the solo break dancing and made the final. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've sung at the Philharmonic Hall.
My son in law has played for England.
My daughter was in a famous Rugby Club.
I invented the Ronco Buttoneer.
I stopped a bullet for the Queen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah,,, you lot and all ya fancy name dropping...Pah.....
Hey, I once stood next to Ronald McDonald who had a cigarette hanging out his gob as he dropped a fart while getting a piss in a public urinal
I felt so cheated,,,,, but I was relieved to wake-up without wetting the bed....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mart has been in the audience on Top Gear, in the paper for being rescued by the coast guard, in Closer magazine (nudist xmas photo shoot) and his best mates sister is the singer/composer Imogen Heap and he helps out on the farm they live on so he does occasionally mix with the posh people at her parties and when they come to use her home recording studio. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I went to two Secondary schools:
at the first one I was friends with Tim Roth (he was the year above me)
at the second school i was in the same class as Reggae singer Smiley Culture and 1984 Olympic 100m finalist Donovan Reid.
My drama teacher at school was Ken Morley who played Reg Holdsworth in Corrie
Mick Jones of The Clash is a family friend. His dad and step mum were close friends of my parents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have worked for minor royalty.
Had beers with The Levellers (anyone? no? sort of folky type of band from the 80's, still going!)
Been on stage with Linkin Park at Download. |
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"Have worked for minor royalty.
Had beers with The Levellers (anyone? no? sort of folky type of band from the 80's, still going!)
Been on stage with Linkin Park at Download."
Know the Levellers and NMA, worked at Glastonbury as part of the Dogs of Heaven back in '92 (i think).
If you were there we were the ones who built the 50ft high, 5 ton wickerman and burnt it on the sunday night. Got the 2nd biggest crowd of the weekend, 2nd only to Tom Jones!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have worked for minor royalty.
Had beers with The Levellers (anyone? no? sort of folky type of band from the 80's, still going!)
Been on stage with Linkin Park at Download.
Know the Levellers and NMA, worked at Glastonbury as part of the Dogs of Heaven back in '92 (i think).
If you were there we were the ones who built the 50ft high, 5 ton wickerman and burnt it on the sunday night. Got the 2nd biggest crowd of the weekend, 2nd only to Tom Jones!
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2nd to Tom Jones, Its not unusual |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive stood in front of Mike Baldwin in the check in queue at Manchester Airport
Ive stood at the bar with Jim Davidson in a pub in Blackpool, though I wish I hadnt had that pleasure. He was surrounded by a group of gorgeous model type girls (I was obviously not amongst that group) and I moved away when he shouted to the barmaid, another pint of lager and you're tits please love
Ooo and Ive shook hands with John Major, who was Prime Minister at the time. I said pleased to meet you Mr Major, and he said likewise. I was a complete git but at least I didnt curtsey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met quite a few musicians , most memorable Evan Dando (no relation to jill or suzzane) Dave Pirner from Soul Asylum and had a few beers with Dan McCafferty from Nazereth |
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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago
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Smoked a ...errrr... cigarette yeah thats right a cigarette on the centre spot of the old wembley stadium and at the Villa ground.
Helped an exhausted Meatloaf down some stairs at the back of a stage after a concert.
Had a sub-machine-gun put in my face by some guy in black when I got lost at a royal wedding (I was working not a guest)VERY close to crapping my self
Had a pistol shoved in my face by a Belgium copper (not as close to crapping myself that time...I think I am getting used to it) |
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"Mart has been in the audience on Top Gear, in the paper for being rescued by the coast guard, in Closer magazine (nudist xmas photo shoot) and his best mates sister is the singer/composer Imogen Heap and he helps out on the farm they live on so he does occasionally mix with the posh people at her parties and when they come to use her home recording studio."
Imogen heap is amazing! send her a message for me will ya lol (and not what you would think) dam im jealous lol. and couldnt message you to say so. i know this is not relevant to this post sorry guys lol. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should I name names? sod it, why not, fucked Ben Dover, Superdick & the guy who played the male stripper in Eastenders years ago, BJ'd the guy who plays the wrestler in the Mars planets ad and for a bet BJ'd his little brother Chico (yes the Chico), sang in front of Mr Cowell & been at a wedding with Dannii Minogue |
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tenuous one - the surgeon who operated on Michael Schumachers broken leg ofter the British GP also operated on my knee
i used to work at Wembley in the food bits when i was at uni and got to serve Noel Gallagher, Goldie and.......Curly Watts
i once scared Lionel Blair with my boobs after a Rocky Horror Show |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I met Dave Prowse as he was doing some Green Cross Code thingy in Cardiff prior to his role in the Star Wars movies.
Evil Jared (Bloodhound Gang) threw a plectrum and it landed on my boob
Ian Watkins (Lostprophets) crowdsurfed and nearly kicked me. Also met minor rockstars. My kids met Charlie Simpson from Busted (when he was in Fightstar).
I once shook hands with Bonnie Tyler as she was doing the roadshow for Multicoloured Swop Shop.
Was at a solicitors when Shane Williams (Welsh rugby player) walked in and said hi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My claims to fame are.. Tea with tommy Steele.
Bryan Blessed used to stories to me when he was having dinner with my mum( he told them so lovely)
Was once in an episode of the pink windmill. No I was not grotbags.
played a concert with my school band and Sir Richard Attenbrough told me I was a very talented young lady and would go far.
Tap danced with Roy castle ( okay with a lot of other people but) lol
Best one I think is telling Robbie williams to go sleaze on someone else. I was young at the time in a pub in Manchester, he was telling me and my mate that him and his mates were going to be the next big thing. We called him a few choice words... We were kinda a bit shocked a few weeks later when they were everywhere.. lol
Think thats it...
oh no... forgot went carol singing at Shaken Stevens house and he gave me money and cookies. Was really nice guy..
Katie. x |
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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago
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I massage a lot of celebrity clients backstage at music festivals and concerts, done the odd spot of massaging at film, tv & comercial shoots, two notable ones were helena bonham carter and jonny depp while filming Alica in wonderland at St Anthony houae in cornwall the rest I will not mention doe to client confidentuality.
I've made a couple of tv programmes, one was for the old TSW a fishing programme with Ted Tuckerman and the most recent one was a fly on the wall documentary called the Real Bad Girls, all about prison life.
I've been flown over to LA to massage on the set of a movie (it flopped) and I an currently trying to get a massage job with an F1 team so that I can go all over the world.
Oh and I've been appointed as a lead massage therapist foratheletes at the 2012 olympic games.
My ex's cousin had a lead part in The Wire ans is always in the west end and my folks new Veron Kays parents very well.
Enough dribble now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shared a train compartment [showing my age] with Terry Scott of Terry & June fame [showing my age again]. Very funny man. Much funnier than his telly character not to mention a bit risque in a charming way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgot, served a guy from Monty Python. I had no idea, i was 15  "
You reminded me, when I was 18 I used to work in a shoe shop and used to fit Terry Jones's (Monyy Python) childrens shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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we used to work for Sir Richard Branson .....even stayed at his house in Oxford......Grew up and played snooker with Jimmy White(the male half of us)........jeez - come to think of it - we have met loads of famous people - even Omar (the porn star) in the hot tub at club Youtopia ! .
Biggest bollock drop??.......flicked a fag out of the window of the car - straight into Stephen Hendry's (another snooker player) while sat at traffic lights. |
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My auntie's first husband wrote the army game
My great grandad was picked for the 1924 olympics
My stepsister was in the great britian hockey team in atlanta
My mums brother went out with the drummer from the applejacks.
My dads brother went out with alma coogan.
jay often goes to do's with jasper carrot, plays tennis with numerous politicians. Lives just up the road from gareth barry, his grandaughter is in the same kindergarten class as tracey from corries child and his daughter goes to the same anti natal clinic as she does |
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Regular customers in my shop include David James and his very glam other half, Jennifer Saunders and a couple of times her husband Ade Edmunson.
To my horror in the pre election build up the local Tory candidate came in with that weasel William Hague who was trying to boost local support for him.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I met Johnny Vegas in Liverpool few yrs ago coming out of the Liverpool Empire seeing Little Britain live ,,he gave me a hug and asked me out on a date with him lol i declined lol |
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met Mark Knopfler a few years back when he turned up in my local and joined in a jam session (he used to drink in there when he was a journo on my local paper before he hit the big time)
Met Jools holland went to a gig he was doing in Leeds, a local band i know were the support, he asked my mate where he could get a drink after hours, (this was before 24 hour licenses and pubs shut at 11pm) he was pointed at the same pub
My biggest claim to fame i cannot tell you as would reveal my surname, nothing i have done, but my great grandfather invented a few things that are still in daily use all over the world, by millions of people,.
no i am not rich from what he did, he actually went bankrupt and sold the patenst off to others to pay the debts he incurred inventing them |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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I am a published author and have plenty to get on with that will keep be busy for a few years. I am working on something now that will be on BBC Radio 4 in the autumn. Well, let’s face it, I can do all that without ruining my “Couch Potato” image!
As non paid work, I have written Eulogies for those bereaved and who find themselves unable to concentrate on such a task at such a time. One of the most rewarding aspects of what I do is writing what I call “Snippets for the departed” Falls far short of the Eulogy but conveys sentiment for cards or letter of condolence. Although I only do this work alongside the bereaved, it is still strange to me, but I guess some folk just can’t find the words…
I met Eric Morecombe at his house in Harpenden. I delivered a cement mixer to a builder who was doing some work and the builder was away from the job. As I tried to pull the cement mixer round the back it got caught on one of these brick surrounds round a drain. Suddenly it freed up and I fell over, turned to see the delightful Mr Morecombe smiling from over the top of the mixer! He was really a top guy and his wife…
Frank Ifield lived about 100 yards from Eric Morecombe. Every year he had a large charity event in his garden and we used to supply the chairs, tables plus cutlery and crockery for this event. Real nice guy who seemed to worry about other way more than he needed to.
Oh and I caught some bank robbers once!
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"I am a published author and have plenty to get on with that will keep be busy for a few years. I am working on something now that will be on BBC Radio 4 in the autumn. Well, let’s face it, I can do all that without ruining my “Couch Potato” image!
As non paid work, I have written Eulogies for those bereaved and who find themselves unable to concentrate on such a task at such a time. One of the most rewarding aspects of what I do is writing what I call “Snippets for the departed” Falls far short of the Eulogy but conveys sentiment for cards or letter of condolence. Although I only do this work alongside the bereaved, it is still strange to me, but I guess some folk just can’t find the words…
I met Eric Morecombe at his house in Harpenden. I delivered a cement mixer to a builder who was doing some work and the builder was away from the job. As I tried to pull the cement mixer round the back it got caught on one of these brick surrounds round a drain. Suddenly it freed up and I fell over, turned to see the delightful Mr Morecombe smiling from over the top of the mixer! He was really a top guy and his wife…
Frank Ifield lived about 100 yards from Eric Morecombe. Every year he had a large charity event in his garden and we used to supply the chairs, tables plus cutlery and crockery for this event. Real nice guy who seemed to worry about other way more than he needed to.
Oh and I caught some bank robbers once!
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I wonder how many peeps on here have hears od Frank Ifield, i certainly have, my mother loved his music |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have met technotronic, Alison Limerick, Gabrielle and the cream of the crop is Mark Owen of Take That,, I went to a party with him (not oin my own unfortunately lol), although all of the above were many many years ago....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Once helped rehabilitate a drug addict towards a healthier lifestyle. One month later he was on Jeremy kyle show.
Have mets lots of Blackburn Rovers footballers from 1998-2003 and coronation street cast in same period. Didnt know a lot of the time though as i dont like soccer nor soaps so was usually afterwards someone would chirp up with 'do you know who you just served?'
Sat beside Niall Quinn (ex-irish soccer international) on plane back to ireland. He was great. Very down to earth and welcoming and warm with everyone.
Back at home in Ireland i used to serve Paddy Johns (ex-irish rugby international) about once weekly in shop i used to work in. Great guy also. Quite shy but always remembered what we had chatted about previously. I felt quite special as he was my rugby idol, probably because i played same position as he did.
Was in a one year relationship with ex-mode/body double (apart from breasts) for Catherine Zeta Jones and face double pics/shots were only distance shot. But she was ass double for Zeta-Jones for quite some time.
Dont want to boast about this lass though. I really detest cowards. But something i regret - we were supposed to go to swingclub in Manchester some years ago, but i badly hurt my back,groin and shoulder that day playing rugby. She travelled five hours and ended up nursing me instead. Was to be her first time at a club, FFS.
Have met all top WRC drivers apart from some guy called 'Loeb' whoever he is. Think hes spanish. Have met Colin McRae (MBE, RIP) three times face to face, but couldnt speak each time. He is the only person that has left me starstruck. Once barged my way through about 100 little children just to get a de3cent photo of him.
Have met Paul McGrath (ex man-u and rep. of ireland soccer player) he was ok also.
Met Frank Carson in Dublin aeroport, Haha hes a clown.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Lorraine Kelly twice, shes quite nice, just blends in rushing around shopping like anyone else.
Carol Vorderman. Always fancied her and met her when i got into a lift in london. She asked what floor i was going to and i replied "i'll have 2 from the top, 1 from the bottom and three from anywhere else, please Carol". Sorry couldnt resist an attempt at humour.
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"Lorraine Kelly twice, shes quite nice, just blends in rushing around shopping like anyone else.
Carol Vorderman. Always fancied her and met her when i got into a lift in london. She asked what floor i was going to and i replied "i'll have 2 from the top, 1 from the bottom and three from anywhere else, please Carol". Sorry couldnt resist an attempt at humour.
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what ddi she respond, met hera couple of times she is greateally down to earth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My Great Grandfather was a pioneer of the moving picture his name was Frank Mottershaw if you google it comes up with some films he made one which is a silent movie called "An Eccentric Burglary" if you like silent miovies lol its a bit like keystone cops ... this is the link to it if anyone cares lol http://www.yfaonline.com/assetDetails.cfm?film=2239&keyword=A Daring Daylight Burglary&fromSearchValue=fromKeyword&start=1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm, my claim to fame...
I had a number 1 record in the early 80s, was on TOTP and met Jimmy Saville. It's all such a long time ago now.
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did you sing 'Grandma, we love you?'  |
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By *BW38jWoman
over a year ago
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drank coffee with robert plant played knock door run on mike baldwin (johhny briggs) door when i was a kid, dressed derek duggan (footballer) toe when he cut it in the mid 80's, delivered peter powells (radio 1 early 80's ex hubby of anthea turner) newspaper when he lived in our town. |
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By *ilalbaWoman
over a year ago
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love the levellers !! lol
my aunt dated a Luvver ( lulus original band )
got very d*unk and very silly with some Rangers players at a horse racing meet
met many politicians
quoted and thanked in a number of Scottish parliament papers and reports in my last job |
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"Interesting thread.
I'd never kiss and tell!
Superinjunction, huh?
Nah... not that great a claim to fame!  "
But then, to be fair, if there was a Superinjunction, you would say that.
I always wondered who it was Jeremy Clarkson has taken his out against.
And I assumed it was to avoid the adverse publicity his extra marital liaisons would generate.
But now I understand.
It's the shame of it being you. |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"I wonder how many peeps on here have hears of Frank Ifield, i certainly have, my mother loved his music"
Had to listen to it as a very young child because me dear ole' mum used to play his records! And so did Gran when she used to look after us...
I could also have mentioned the stuff I wrote on a previous thread about Knebworth and a few other things, but don't want to bore you all!!!
(No it's NOT too late for that!) |
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well i guess mrs sexys not gonna tell u her robbie savage story then , this was afew years back when robbie played 4 birmingham city (K.R.O). i mr sexy had gone 2 the bank where mrs sexy works to fit her a new car stereo as i had a free afternoon , as i went into the bank to collect her keys i saw robbie who was the star of the blues team at that time said hello and shook his hand got the keys and left . a few mins later i was outside when robbie came back to his car shaking his head got something out the glove box and stomped back into the bank 5 mins later he came back to his car and whizzed off .at this time i phoned her and said whats goin on with robbie savage . she says is he famous then i wondered why he had a fortune in his account and was wearing a wales top on his passport as she had made him go and fetch it to identify himself . we later heard from someone connected with the blues that robbie told the same story to the lads in the dressing room . still makes me laugh now . girls and football hey lol |
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I think the shame is probably mine! 
