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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So im sat on my coach until 1am and bored as hell!!!
A competition for all to enter, see who can make me laugh the most, there's a prize at the end of it 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A surprise! 
That sounds like the sort of shit my used to say and it ended up being something stupid like taking the rubbish out "
Well if your offering, there's about 5 black sacks ready to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not moving all day, on a standby duty, so the next 10+ hours are going to be slow.
Reenactment of speed is only good if I was moving. "
Could be the Father Ted version |
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Get everyone to sing this:
....."This is the self-preservation society
This is the self-preservation society
Go wash your German bands, your boat race too
Comb your Barnet Fair we got a lot to do
Put on your Dickie Dirt and your Peckham Rye
Cause time's soon hurrying by
Get your skates on mate, get your skates on mate
No bib around your Gregory Peck today, eh?
Drop your plates of meat right up on the seat
This is the self-preservation society
This is the self-preservation society
Gotta get a bloomin move on
Babadab-babadabadab-bab-ba
Gotta get a bloomin move on
Babadab-babadabadab-bab-ba
Jump in the jam jar gotta get straight
Hurry up mate – don't wanna be late
How's your father?
Tickety boo
Tickety boo
Gotta get a bloomin move on
Self-preservation society
This is the self-preservation society
Put on your almond rocks and daisy roots
Wash your Hampstead Heath and wear your whistle and flute
Lots of lah-di-dahs and cockneys here
Look alive and get out of here
So get your skates on mate, get your skates on mate
No bib around your Gregory Peck today, eh?
Drop your plates of meat right up on the seat
This is the self-preservation society
This is the self-preservation society....."
Then do some swerving  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put the kettle on and open a packet if biscuits. The time will fly by. Unless I steal all the biscuits. Which is possible  "
From whitby? Be bloody hard to steal my hobnobs!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the kettle on and open a packet if biscuits. The time will fly by. Unless I steal all the biscuits. Which is possible
From whitby? Be bloody hard to steal my hobnobs! "
Shh! I'm already hiding in the cupboard. Haven't you got any chocolate ones?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A surprise!
That sounds like the sort of shit my used to say and it ended up being something stupid like taking the rubbish out
Well if your offering, there's about 5 black sacks ready to go "
That's just made you look like a right skank |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A surprise!
That sounds like the sort of shit my used to say and it ended up being something stupid like taking the rubbish out
Well if your offering, there's about 5 black sacks ready to go
That's just made you look like a right skank "
Well im not going to rise to your pathetic reply, but do try and see the irony of the posts above in future.
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