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"Will someone kindly pop over and cook me breakfast but you will have to buy all the stuff. I have not got any food  "
I'll bring all the ingredients but only if I can personally fertilize your eggs ! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Will someone kindly pop over and cook me breakfast but you will have to buy all the stuff. I have not got any food
I'll bring all the ingredients but only if I can personally fertilize your eggs !"
You can have a good go... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will someone kindly pop over and cook me breakfast but you will have to buy all the stuff. I have not got any food
I'll bring all the ingredients but only if I can personally fertilize your eggs !
You can have a good go... "
Oh. Get your perfectly formed self down to Bournemouth. You can bring Colin. I'll treat him to a KFC...while you can tell me if my bedroom ceiling needs a lick of paint. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If only I had a plane... 
I need to take a trip across the Irish Sea 
Yes, yes you do!
Come to Naughty Lane.
I will do in the early summer I'll come for a long weekend "
Irish sea ? Noooo! Bournemouth ! You , me , JoJo my St Bernard , brolly my Sprocker and Colin the chicken. Strolling along the beach watching the sunset. Then back to mine for a truly forgettable night of passion ! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"If only I had a plane...
I need to take a trip across the Irish Sea
Yes, yes you do!
Come to Naughty Lane.
I will do in the early summer I'll come for a long weekend
Irish sea ? Noooo! Bournemouth ! You , me , JoJo my St Bernard , brolly my Sprocker and Colin the chicken. Strolling along the beach watching the sunset. Then back to mine for a truly forgettable night of passion !"
you know that during the course of the year we have lots of weekends |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If only I had a plane...
I need to take a trip across the Irish Sea
Yes, yes you do!
Come to Naughty Lane.
I will do in the early summer I'll come for a long weekend
Irish sea ? Noooo! Bournemouth ! You , me , JoJo my St Bernard , brolly my Sprocker and Colin the chicken. Strolling along the beach watching the sunset. Then back to mine for a truly forgettable night of passion !
you know that during the course of the year we have lots of weekends "
Great. Tell Colin I'm making his coop as I type. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"If only I had a plane...
I need to take a trip across the Irish Sea
Yes, yes you do!
Come to Naughty Lane.
I will do in the early summer I'll come for a long weekend
Irish sea ? Noooo! Bournemouth ! You , me , JoJo my St Bernard , brolly my Sprocker and Colin the chicken. Strolling along the beach watching the sunset. Then back to mine for a truly forgettable night of passion !
you know that during the course of the year we have lots of weekends
Great. Tell Colin I'm making his coop as I type."
You are so needy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If only I had a plane...
I need to take a trip across the Irish Sea
Yes, yes you do!
Come to Naughty Lane.
I will do in the early summer I'll come for a long weekend "
I'll throw down the red carpet!  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"If only I had a plane...
I need to take a trip across the Irish Sea
Yes, yes you do!
Come to Naughty Lane.
I will do in the early summer I'll come for a long weekend
I'll throw down the red carpet! "
Woop woop |
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