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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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My hands are up. I want curry, vodka and bed. I don't have time or the inclination for any 'how's your father' tonight!
I also ain't shaved my legs since Tuesday and I have a 12 o'clock shadow... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No I'm feeling a little sad tonight, and mr cmy is working so virtual cuddles and maybe a glass of something fizzy will be just fine "
Fizzy jizz .... well I did say I was gonna have a wank! Lol
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A bad back since yesterday, ok if I move plus a migraine this morning with some self hand relief which can help ease the migraine at the time and I'm not looking for a shag tonight.
Unless someone wants to call round and flashes their privates in front of my face and then I'll be more than willing to continue.  |
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"No I'm feeling a little sad tonight, and mr cmy is working so virtual cuddles and maybe a glass of something fizzy will be just fine
Fizzy jizz .... well I did say I was gonna have a wank! Lol
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. Well you made me smile and I could do with a smile, Thankyou chick, ajxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No I'm feeling a little sad tonight, and mr cmy is working so virtual cuddles and maybe a glass of something fizzy will be just fine
Fizzy jizz .... well I did say I was gonna have a wank! Lol
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Jizz in a soda stream...there's a thought   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No I'm feeling a little sad tonight, and mr cmy is working so virtual cuddles and maybe a glass of something fizzy will be just fine
Fizzy jizz .... well I did say I was gonna have a wank! Lol
. Well you made me smile and I could do with a smile, Thankyou chick, ajxxxxxx"
Chin up chuck, tomorrow is another day.  hope you can smile again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would rather a all milk coffee please  oh and can I have sugar in it too..... shhhhh don't tell anyone though"
Can probably rustle that up no worries...Two mins. And we'll just pretend it's sweeteners |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would rather a all milk coffee please oh and can I have sugar in it too..... shhhhh don't tell anyone though
Can probably rustle that up no worries...Two mins. And we'll just pretend it's sweeteners "
Ohhh thanks can it be full cream milk too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stuffed my face and one cat with me curled in bed a sex goddess tonight im not"
Your reclining regally with a feline...pretty revered creatures I believe. Your ok...you can still claim goddess status off that I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would rather a all milk coffee please oh and can I have sugar in it too..... shhhhh don't tell anyone though
Can probably rustle that up no worries...Two mins. And we'll just pretend it's sweeteners
Ohhh thanks can it be full cream milk too "
It's an imaginary brew station I'm making it at so I'd say definately |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hands kinda half way up
Aw shurrup blondie.... you make things difficult here!
I haven't done anything!  "
You don't need to, it's your pics that does the work here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job
Will that affect your benefits? Hehe
Benefits? Explain please"
You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job
Will that affect your benefits? Hehe
Benefits? Explain please
You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect
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Oh get you now, cause I'm from Liverpool you've assumed I live on benefits, sorry to dissapoint you, I have a full time job and receive nothing in terms of welfare, I pay my taxes like most of the country, I do like the stereotypical reference though, well done you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job
Will that affect your benefits? Hehe
Benefits? Explain please
You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect
Oh get you now, cause I'm from Liverpool you've assumed I live on benefits, sorry to dissapoint you, I have a full time job and receive nothing in terms of welfare, I pay my taxes like most of the country, I do like the stereotypical reference though, well done you "
Christ.... sorry to offend, was a light hearted joke!
Oh well..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job
Will that affect your benefits? Hehe
Benefits? Explain please
You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect
Oh get you now, cause I'm from Liverpool you've assumed I live on benefits, sorry to dissapoint you, I have a full time job and receive nothing in terms of welfare, I pay my taxes like most of the country, I do like the stereotypical reference though, well done you
Christ.... sorry to offend, was a light hearted joke!
Oh well..... "
Hahaha gotchya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job
Will that affect your benefits? Hehe
Benefits? Explain please
You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect
Oh get you now, cause I'm from Liverpool you've assumed I live on benefits, sorry to dissapoint you, I have a full time job and receive nothing in terms of welfare, I pay my taxes like most of the country, I do like the stereotypical reference though, well done you
Christ.... sorry to offend, was a light hearted joke!
Oh well.....
Hahaha gotchya "
Fucker! Im bloody tired and you wanna wondt ME up now! Fekkin scouse wheel stealer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job
Will that affect your benefits? Hehe
Benefits? Explain please
You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect
Oh get you now, cause I'm from Liverpool you've assumed I live on benefits, sorry to dissapoint you, I have a full time job and receive nothing in terms of welfare, I pay my taxes like most of the country, I do like the stereotypical reference though, well done you "
I thought it was funny anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me, can't be arsed although I am inline for a blow job
Will that affect your benefits? Hehe
Benefits? Explain please
You never heard that joke before? And coming from Liverpool it is the right area for the joke to gain full affect
Oh get you now, cause I'm from Liverpool you've assumed I live on benefits, sorry to dissapoint you, I have a full time job and receive nothing in terms of welfare, I pay my taxes like most of the country, I do like the stereotypical reference though, well done you
Christ.... sorry to offend, was a light hearted joke!
Oh well.....
Hahaha gotchya
Fucker! Im bloody tired and you wanna wondt ME up now! Fekkin scouse wheel stealer! "
We don't steel wheels anymore, we take the whole fecking car mate, do a bank job then dump said car in the canal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throbbin knew it was a joke, he just got me back cos he knows im not on full throttle. .. think he's knicked that too! Lol"
I've surprised myself tonight given the amount of alcohol I've had this evening, do you need a hug? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer a BJ lol
I'll ask the wife haha
Nah... too tired for any of that now... maybe next weekend "
Shit sorry mate, she's already meeting a guy next week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fukkkks sake! She told me she was free, and she was also gonna pay my fuel bill with your giro "
Eh my giro goes on greggs mate nothing else, maybe a bottle of 20/20 if I'm in the mood. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well im off to bed now, nightly meeting with Mrs palm and her daughters.... night all
Peaceful sleep my friend, don't forget the tissues"
and waste it??? Nah... wipe on wifes hair lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well im off to bed now, nightly meeting with Mrs palm and her daughters.... night all
Peaceful sleep my friend, don't forget the tissues and waste it??? Nah... wipe on wifes hair lol"
Pmsl |
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"Bollocks. I was fucking all night
Lucky you
And I mean *all* night. And this morning... Didn't stop until 1pm.
Show off
That's just the headline, wait till you read the full article "
Yeah yeah we get it,you had sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bollocks. I was fucking all night
Lucky you
And I mean *all* night. And this morning... Didn't stop until 1pm.
Show off
That's just the headline, wait till you read the full article "
Haha.. you know I love the details |
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Maybe I was shagged out from Thursday 
