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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm literally so offended right now

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow news day, then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wibble

"

Weeble idiot

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Goes of to complain to admin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How very dare you miss me out in that lengthy post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4/10

I'd give one liners a try if your branching out into comedy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's an outrage! I mean it's not even Thursday.

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By *anda and CatCouple over a year ago

.

Hi knitter x everything aside, fancy a fuck? x

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Pass

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

You seem to be jus what m looking for - want t meet for a social? No! You don't know what you're missing xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goes of to complain to admin

"

Big Girl

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By *ustusboth2013Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

So.....what you trying to say?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

You never mentioned socials, eek does this mean I'm in there, Mrs cmy

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Thanks for making me smile Knitter

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm offended at the omission of CD's .....

I'm beginning to understand how HPW's must feel,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

So.....what you trying to say?

"

Well nothing really tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does that mean you will fuck me knitter cos I'm a bearded lady

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"Goes of to complain to admin

Big Girl"

I am not a big girl, I am a smaller than average guy

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

I've just realised I'm a knittiphobe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goes of to complain to admin

Big Girl"
no need to be sexist

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You never mentioned socials, eek does this mean I'm in there, Mrs cmy

"

Of course but only if I can objectify you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No mention.of welsh men

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"...

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads...

...

... Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind. ...

...

... To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)...

..."

objectifying

doesn't

harlots

"...Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up.

..."

Thankee

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You never mentioned socials, eek does this mean I'm in there, Mrs cmy

Of course but only if I can objectify you."
. You have the power, you'll always have the power, oh wise one

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple over a year ago

Falkirk

Yawn.....

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By *ustusboth2013Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

So.....what you trying to say?

Well nothing really tbh

"

Lol ok. Jus wondering whether I should be offended or not. Both come with forfeits

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've just realised I'm a knittiphobe.

"
not me .. I love a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was gonna say "fancy a fuck?" but someone beat me to it!!! So I guess you've just about covered it all knitter! Oh wait a min. Did cock pics get a mention? Runs off to check...... Back in a min

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got a mate who is perfect match for you, he says "fancy a shag"

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nice tits wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got a mate who is perfect match for you, he says "fancy a shag"

"

Is he looking for love?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think I found a mention of cock pics! They must be ok then!!

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't think I found a mention of cock pics! They must be ok then!!

"

Curvy Girl stop being stupid every girl wants her inbox filled with cock picks come on silly billy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't think I found a mention of cock pics! They must be ok then!!

Curvy Girl stop being stupid every girl wants her inbox filled with cock picks come on silly billy

"

Of course they do!!! I've not had my daily caffeine intake. So cock pics to the inboxes lads!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got a mate who is perfect match for you, he says "fancy a shag"

Is he looking for love?"

Nah, he found that, third drawer down under the string and 3 yer old gift tags

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got a mate who is perfect match for you, he says "fancy a shag"

Is he looking for love?

Nah, he found that, third drawer down under the string and 3 yer old gift tags

"

Aaaarrrrhhh that's where you find it? No wonder!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cry

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

You didn't mention cake and we all love cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cool, green girls are hot. Wanna see my cock with a sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does that mean you will fuck me knitter cos I'm a bearded lady

"

So am I

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You didn't mention cake and we all love cake

"

There is no cake fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cry

"

Go join Mike cry baby

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

[Removed by poster at 19/03/16 17:28:50]

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You didn't mention cake and we all love cake

There is no cake fuck off"
. No cake

you didn't mention that when the suggestion of you objectifying me was discussed, pffftttt

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"You didn't mention cake and we all love cake

There is no cake fuck off"

Good job I have ice cream then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does that mean you will fuck me knitter cos I'm a bearded lady

So am I

"

It good it's a threesum for knitter!

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"You didn't mention cake and we all love cake

There is no cake fuck off

Good job I have ice cream then

"

Nice ice cream wanna fuck?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"You didn't mention cake and we all love cake

There is no cake fuck off

Good job I have ice cream then

Nice ice cream wanna fuck?"

Shall I bring the donuts too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

at last - someone who says what they really want

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By *ecretgamesMan over a year ago

the moon

So green, hates everyone not into anything, only does inanimate objects and only bareback at that....

gwan ghen you can have me !!! Wait !! No cake ???? ..... Then again the cake is a lie !!! Lol

Count me in !!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Run that by me again...

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Knitter, you're just ultra picky today or playing hard to get?????

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By *llywalesWoman over a year ago

.

Bored..... yawn. ...

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Im just gonna leave a comment for the sake of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yadda yadda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/03/16 17:44:13]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm an alien- fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Run that by me again..."

For fuck sake toots keep up

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"You didn't mention cake and we all love cake

There is no cake fuck off

Good job I have ice cream then

Nice ice cream wanna fuck?

Shall I bring the donuts too

"
ice cream and doughnuts lets fuck! Bring the knitter gimp too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are gushing under-25 immigrants who love bareback. Can we fuck you now please?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"You didn't mention cake and we all love cake

There is no cake fuck off

Good job I have ice cream then

Nice ice cream wanna fuck?

Shall I bring the donuts too

ice cream and doughnuts lets fuck! Bring the knitter gimp too

"

Yeah she didn't mention splosh sessions

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*faps*

"

Dirty Girl use reals words or piss off.

*faps* I don't know what this means

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*faps*

Dirty Girl use reals words or piss off.

*faps* I don't know what this means"

That's because you are not Forum Elite!

"I" know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*faps*

Dirty Girl use reals words or piss off.

*faps* I don't know what this means

That's because you are not Forum Elite!

"I" know!

"

I really really fancy you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*faps*

Dirty Girl use reals words or piss off.

*faps* I don't know what this means

That's because you are not Forum Elite!

"I" know!

I really really fancy you

"

Good God Woman!

I don't "Actually" Meet!

I am just here as wank fodder!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"*faps*

Dirty Girl use reals words or piss off.

*faps* I don't know what this means

That's because you are not Forum Elite!

"I" know!

I really really fancy you

Good God Woman!

I don't "Actually" Meet!

I am just here as wank fodder!

"
like a Ferrari in a carpark

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By *ames6ft5Man over a year ago

North London / Herts

I think there is nothing more fitting than threatening to go UNLOS in response to that "heartfelt sentiment".

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Run that by me again...

For fuck sake toots keep up

"

Soz,it was just too much to read,I'm sure I'm a guy at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*faps*

Dirty Girl use reals words or piss off.

*faps* I don't know what this means

That's because you are not Forum Elite!

"I" know!

I really really fancy you

Good God Woman!

I don't "Actually" Meet!

I am just here as wank fodder!

"

That's not what the boys behind the bike shed are saying sweet cheeks

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*faps*

Dirty Girl use reals words or piss off.

*faps* I don't know what this means"

*pisses off*

(It is a real word... Google it!)

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Poo

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

We have ice cream, doughnuts and an OP gimp!

This is turning into one hell of a party.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*faps*

Dirty Girl use reals words or piss off.

*faps* I don't know what this means

That's because you are not Forum Elite!

"I" know!

I really really fancy you

Good God Woman!

I don't "Actually" Meet!

I am just here as wank fodder!

That's not what the boys behind the bike shed are saying sweet cheeks

"

You noticed my cheeks are sweet!

Ahem! I mean,

I resemble that remark!!!

Stomps off in high dudgeon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im literally wetting myself

your really shouldnt make a woman of my age laugh that much

great thread

op

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"You didn't mention cake and we all love cake

There is no cake fuck off"

That's me out then!!!

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"Im literally wetting myself

your really shouldnt make a woman of my age laugh that much

great thread

op

"

Did op mention water sports as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im literally wetting myself

your really shouldnt make a woman of my age laugh that much

great thread

op

Did op mention water sports as well

"

Nope. No mention of swimming here!!! Off you go!!

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I can swim I need safety bags

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can swim I need safety bags

"

If you can swim you don't need them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im literally wetting myself

your really shouldnt make a woman of my age laugh that much

great thread

op

Did op mention water sports as well

"

nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

OMFG I was just scrolling through the forum and read this! Spat my cranberry juice out because I got the giggles FFS

Now I need to clean up before getting ready for football match. Thanks alot! Grrrrrrrrr

Oh and I really hate long posts. This is a bloody essay!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

OP, luv ur pix. U free now?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The OP does have a case to answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knitter what about sheep shagging country folk with huge tits and a penchant for guys who say "do you want to see me suck my own dick" of course i do if you watch me lick my own ass !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

OMFG I was just scrolling through the forum and read this! Spat my cranberry juice out because I got the giggles FFS

Now I need to clean up before getting ready for football match. Thanks alot! Grrrrrrrrr

Oh and I really hate long posts. This is a bloody essay!

"

Stop being a twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Knitter what about sheep shagging country folk with huge tits and a penchant for guys who say "do you want to see me suck my own dick" of course i do if you watch me lick my own ass !!! "

No animals allowed sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The OP does have a case to answer

"

What are you talking about. Stop being a wankey wanker. Oh and don't think I didn't note the gimp comment fuck head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No animals how very dare you!!! What about if I send you a pic of my sheep next to a sky remote or a can of fosters

hmpff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads...

...

... Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind. ...

...

... To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)...

...

objectifying

doesn't

harlots

...Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up.

...

Thankee"

Just spotted this good work Josie you have been promoted to chief in charge of the forum grammar and spelling police. Or strike force one as I've now renamed it.

Application approved.

Phhfff what an absolute biatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No animals how very dare you!!! What about if I send you a pic of my sheep next to a sky remote or a can of fosters

hmpff "

Is the sheep bald?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Probably the BEST post I've ever read on these forums

Massively tongue in cheek BUT sums up perfectly how some people come across when you read their profiles - like they are doing you a MASSIVE favour.

MANY people on here wont get this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course the sheep is bald, has 3 heads form outer Mongolia uses text speak too lol lmao

KMA BBW MF

Hang on I was distracted there thinking about you ya submissive, dominating, CIA shady government spy wrapped in fairy dust

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of course the sheep is bald, has 3 heads form outer Mongolia uses text speak too lol lmao

KMA BBW MF

Hang on I was distracted there thinking about you ya submissive, dominating, CIA shady government spy wrapped in fairy dust

"

No sorry chilli the sheep is out I only like the inflatable ones the boys play with.

CIA five me a break I wouldn't fuck those pussy bastards with yours

MI6 dumb arse MI6

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Are you still being offensive nitty Nora

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I not read your profile correctly fuck shit piss wank baboon balled mutha fucker !!! I was too busy seeing how many people I could offend on forum with my ignorance dumb ass!!

I'm about to take punish myself by taking another selfie posing in my newest of new tight ass knickers.

And if I play my cards right il manage to stand on my head and make myself look like a size 10 instead of a size 16/18 whilst getting the light right so my skin looks more orange than a Towie extra on freebie fake bake tour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And put that in your grammatical error pipe and smoke wench!!!

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

You have offended so many people with this post. Have you ever considered working for Donald Trump??

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Post written by Corbyns press office I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaboom! My brain just blew up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm everything your not looking for so does that mean I'm in with a chance

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By *winger Bar PoisonCouple over a year ago

bristol

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Looooooool

That made my day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have offended so many people with this post. Have you ever considered working for Donald Trump??"

Donald Trump I taught him everything he knows bloody dumb arse novice they're serval nations he has yet to offend

loser

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And put that in your grammatical error pipe and smoke wench!!!

"

Hold your horses babes Josie will be along shortly to sort out your fucked up grammatical mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kaboom! My brain just blew up!"

1 cell doesn't count as a brain but nice try dummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you still being offensive nitty Nora

"

KNITTER you fucking idiot

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Are you still being offensive nitty Nora

KNITTER you fucking idiot

"
I'm calling you names .. Dumbell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knitwear you funny fukker, drop your knkckers and go shove a banana up yer bum!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit the bed you're good!!!!! Mind you my country in bred mixed up brain had to figure out what serval meant !!!!!

Josie

Josie

Oi Josie????? There's granma to be checked eer!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't olovingman has stolen all the bananas fucking ape

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I can't olovingman has stolen all the bananas fucking ape

"
bend over big bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The banana would probably fit.... sideways!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry boys butility I wouldn't let either of you near my bottom even with a banana.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Sorry boys butility I wouldn't let either of you near my bottom even with a banana.

"
are you winking at me or walking backwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read... Wink wink

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Nobody steals my biscuits OP, NOBODY.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

Nobody steals my biscuits OP, NOBODY.

"

Put your glasses so I know you can see this you old bastard.

Fuck off and hand over the bourbons

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

Nobody steals my biscuits OP, NOBODY.

Put your glasses so I know you can see this you old bastard.

Fuck off and hand over the bourbons "

Come and get them if you think you're hard enough, and while you're here you can shine your tits on my bald head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

Nobody steals my biscuits OP, NOBODY.

Put your glasses so I know you can see this you old bastard.

Fuck off and hand over the bourbons

Come and get them if you think you're hard enough, and while you're here you can shine your tits on my bald head.

"

Bald oh dear nope not for me I don't meet bald people or people with hair. It's in the the post idiot

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

Nobody steals my biscuits OP, NOBODY.

Put your glasses so I know you can see this you old bastard.

Fuck off and hand over the bourbons

Come and get them if you think you're hard enough, and while you're here you can shine your tits on my bald head.

Bald oh dear nope not for me I don't meet bald people or people with hair. It's in the the post idiot

"

How can you nick my biscuits if you don't come round? Not too clever really are you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very good for a giggle during half time lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sooooo

Darling I didn't see BDSM & Warrior Princess in your list... I think you might be the ultimate Warrior princess

What about .... Must have cuddles after kind hearted yet outback tough Aussies - do they get a mention

Mwah

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Wibble

Weeble idiot

"

Obviously you're not a Blackadder fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"sooooo

Darling I didn't see BDSM & Warrior Princess in your list... I think you might be the ultimate Warrior princess

What about .... Must have cuddles after kind hearted yet outback tough Aussies - do they get a mention

Mwah "

At last someone who can appreciate my awesomeness Warrior Princess I am loving that.

No Aussies or cuddles I prefer the islanders

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wibble

Weeble idiot

Obviously you're not a Blackadder fan

"

Have I fucked him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thank you all for being so much fun and contributing to the thread.

I can honestly say that being offensive and horrid is truly exhausting and as such I am going to revert to form. It's just me

I've used more foul language in the past few hours

usually the bad words stay in my head.

It's just nicer to be nice I think.

Have fun peeps.

Love and affectionate hugs Knitter.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

"You have offended so many people with this post. Have you ever considered working for Donald Trump??

Donald Trump I taught him everything he knows bloody dumb arse novice they're serval nations he has yet to offend

loser"

Maybe you could knit yourselves a matching pair of ball gags....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

people are not being sufficiently offended by this thread, it should be at 176 posts by now!!!

Problem with that knitter woman, she is just too kind to others

narrow your focus a bit and you will overload the thread quicker... or at least favour a less common skin colour than green

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you all for being so much fun and contributing to the thread.

I can honestly say that being offensive and horrid is truly exhausting and as such I am going to revert to form. It's just me

I've used more foul language in the past few hours

usually the bad words stay in my head.

It's just nicer to be nice I think.

Have fun peeps.

Love and affectionate hugs Knitter. "

Loved the post babe, very funny. You are lovely just being you. Never change for anyone babe. You are a beautiful girl inside and out. xx

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"The OP does have a case to answer

What are you talking about. Stop being a wankey wanker. Oh and don't think I didn't note the gimp comment fuck head. "

Get back into your luggage and lose the key ya woolly headed wool thing.

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

So is that a no then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3/10

Severe lack of capitals, no poor grammar, punctuation too good.

Could do better

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Okay here goes

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Tl;dr

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry lovies being mean is just to much like hard work.

I'm back to being all sparkly and sweet

Kiss Kiss Knitter

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Sorry lovies being mean is just to much like hard work.

I'm back to being all sparkly and sweet

Kiss Kiss Knitter

"

It was a giggle, and thumbs up for playing along with the banter.

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